Think of the reality, heavy sigh, why so not like it?
"Good people don't like us like this. Who wants to marry us, playing cards, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling
"Can I simply forget my worries? When you get married, you'll give me a trick. How do you get along with your daughter-in-law? "
Erhai also eats, drinks, whores and gambles, but he has married his daughter-in-law. There must be some secret.
Erhai scratch his head, the secret?
"If my daughter-in-law is not happy, I will not do it. I didn't like to take a bath before. My wife didn't like the smell of sweat. If I didn't take a bath, I would love to take a bath. If I didn't take a bath for a day, I would feel uncomfortable. She doesn't like me to drink and smoke. Don't I smoke less? She doesn't like me to play cards. I play them secretly. "
Xu Haodong suddenly opened up. Yes, he just changed what he didn't like.
"Next, I'll follow her where she goes. Women are not men. Men are safe when they go out. Women are not safe. There are so many bad people. Then do more things that she's happy about, and say more nice things. "
Xu Haodong pats his thigh.
Fang Zheng dislikes him for cheating, fighting and playing cards, and the rogue bastards do nothing serious. If he changed these rules, there would be no place to be picky. Make more delicious food, don't scare him, say something nice, isn't that ok? It's very simple!
"From today on, you can help me find out if anyone wants to buy my mountain farm. Come to me and I'll sell it!"
This time, all the players stopped playing, and looked at Xu Haodong with astonishment.
"Are you crazy? It's your business to make money. What are you doing if you sell this business? "
Although the mountain farm doesn't make much profit, it also makes a net profit of 2.3 million a year. Xu Haodong doesn't worry about food and clothing. He's going to sell it? Crazy? Can't live longer?
"It's a real job to move bricks. It's better than that."
At least it's safe. It's a serious job. It's not a mess.
To rectify the evil, we should start from the most fundamental point of view. We should not mix with the gangsters, and he should be honest. Isn't that ok?
Crazy, Xu Haodong is absolutely crazy!
It's hard to say what to do. There are people who can buy it. He sells stones in this mountain farm. The whole mountain is his. It's inexhaustible.
As soon as Xu Haodong said to sell, some people came to see him and offered him a price of two million yuan. Xu Haodong didn't mention the price, so he signed a contract to sell it.
Two sea they completely believe, Xu Haodong really crazy.
Xu Haodong also set a table of wine, holding a glass, looking at the former friends.
"Brothers, the new boss said that you can all stay here and continue to work. In the future, I will pursue my daughter-in-law wholeheartedly in the town. There will be less time to meet. Drink one. I wish I could catch up with my daughter-in-law as soon as possible!"
Erhai asked timidly.
"Then, after that, we won't play together?"
"What are you playing with? I'm going to chase my daughter-in-law. My daughter-in-law is a fairy child. I can't make my daughter-in-law unhappy! Everything's in the wine. I'm a hermit! "
Three drinks at a time, look at the time.
"I'm leaving. It's time to go back and cook for my daughter-in-law. You can eat!"
After drinking, he will leave, even if he has retired. He will not continue to involve with his friends. He will change his mind, he will be a new man, he will be reborn, and he will let his daughter-in-law see a new Xu Haodong.
And then fall in love with yourself.
It's beautiful when you think about it.
The rest of the people looked at each other, two sea frowned, recalled.
"He said, is his daughter-in-law Fairchild? Is this a man
"Fairies are women, by rights."
"Well, he..."
He pointed to the place where Xu Haodong left.
"Is his daughter-in-law a man or a woman?"
I don't know. He didn't say.
But from this sentence, it's probably a man.
Man? male!
All eyes are wide open.
"He's crazy!"
"Xu Haodong has never done anything out of the ordinary!"
Xu Haodong is crazy, really.
Mrs. Xu told everyone that Dongzi had changed his ways. When he got home, she said that he was not fooling around any more. He wanted to learn how to be a new man. The Bodhisattva had a spirit, the ancestors had accumulated virtue, and the prodigal son didn't change his money.
Xu Haodong really wants to give up his unorthodox and regular life. This is really a prodigal son's return. Congratulations.
People in the town don't believe it. Xu Haodong went to the teahouse to apply for a running man.
The town is comfortable. It's not a busy time. People in the town like to go to the only old teahouse to drink tea. A bowl of tea is added for free. They talk about their family's advantages and disadvantages, play chess, take care of their children. They are all old objects. The old table owner, the old teapot, and the old couple are more than 60 years old. They have opened a teahouse here all their lives. They can earn 20 or 30 yuan a day, which is enough for their lives. There are many people, and they are very popular. Many people work all afternoon.The old couple are very poor. They have never had a child in their life, so they live on.
Tea uncle boil water, tea aunt make tea, melon seeds and peanuts sell a little, sell some tea, live like this.
The old couple don't point to the teahouse to make money. They just want to be popular. When people get together, they are happy. They can talk and chat day by day.
Xu Haodong came to the teahouse to apply.
He is going to run here, deliver tea and water to people who come to drink tea every day, clean up and boil water.
Uncle Cha was staring at Xu Haodong for five minutes.
"Dong, Dongzi, I, we don't have to run here. As you can see, there are so many people in the neighborhood. Your aunt and I can be busy. "
"Sir, you are over sixty years old. It's hard to carry a bucket of water. Let me help you to fetch water and sweep the floor and clean the table."
"But, but I can't afford to hire you. I have a small profit here. I earn 20 or 30 yuan a day. What can I do for you?"
"Ten, no, five. Can you give me five dollars a day?"
Uncle Cha still shakes his head.
"I can't afford it. Your aunt is not in good health recently. She doesn't take enough medicine. Dongzi, what are you doing? How did you come out? What are you doing selling a good mountain farm? Make a lot of money every year. Come to me and make 150 yuan a month. Are you in the water! What do you think? Will 150 be enough for you to buy a cigarette? Don't make trouble
Xu Haodong is here to make trouble. Uncle Cha thinks that young and strong young man, even if he goes to move bricks for a month, it's three or four thousand. He goes to a teahouse to make a fortune? You are so promising!
"I don't want your salary, OK. I'll come and clean and boil water for you every day. "
"You don't want money, and I dare not use you. Who knows what you want? Dongzi, I don't have anything, just an old woman and a saleswoman who earn twenty or thirty every day. Don't make trouble with me. We don't have to live if you make trouble. What are you going to do? Don't make a fool of yourself. "
"Sir, I really want to come to work!"
Xu Haodong almost knelt down for uncle Cha and shook his hand.
"Please, sir, let me come to work. I don't want money."
"Please, Dongzi, don't make trouble, will you?"
Xu Haodong had no choice. Uncle Cha was almost scared and cried. He wanted to send him away as soon as he sent the God of plague.
"Otherwise, how much is your market face? Can't I buy it?"
"Dongzi! Your parents have no grudge against you! Are you trying to kill us? OK, you wait. I'll go to the old lady. We'll kill you! "
Uncle Cha's eyes stare. It's robbery! You don't want to give it to me?
"No, I don't mean that. Oh, I kiss you! I don't mean that. Don't be angry
Xu Haodong holds uncle Cha tightly. Don't make a scene. It's not easy for the old couple. He's losing his reputation as an old man who's forcing him to death. He's expected to be killed alive!
"I'll buy it, but I don't care. Yours or yours, OK? Listen to me and get angry. "
Uncle Cha looks at Xu Haodong suspiciously. Xu Haodong pulls uncle Cha to a corner.
Uncle Cha will come to Aunt Cha soon. Xu Haodong sits on a small bench and whispers to them in a low voice. While listening, aunt Cha tears. Uncle Cha looks depressed.
After a look at people, Xu Haodong cast a look of disdain! Xu Haodong's wicked smoking thing bullied the lonely old man again.
Fang Zheng strolls around in the afternoon, and every afternoon he comes to the teahouse for tea.
According to his usual habits, he would sit on the street and smile at the tea uncle, who would bring him a set of fine white porcelain teacups and teapots, brew a pot of jasmine tea, bring a plate of melon seeds and peanuts, and sit here without saying a word, drinking tea leisurely and looking at the crowd leisurely. When the tea is finished, the melon seeds and peanuts are eaten, put down ten yuan and stroll home.
Wind and rain come every day. Even if Uncle Cha doesn't open the door, he will stand at the door and have a look and go back.
Just like he goes up the mountain every day, almost on time.
Today he came again. Uncle Cha sat in the cupboard at the door and laughed at him.
"Here comes Fang Zheng. Go and sit down."
Fang Zheng nodded and laughed. Sitting in his old position, people in the whole town knew that the street seat was his, and they would not compete with him. Generally, they would be free in the afternoon.
This time, Fang Zheng went to his own place and saw a special brand on the table, which said VIP seats.
They will never make this kind of thing, uncle tea. I don't even know what VIP means. Why did you make this thing today.
Look left and right. It's very strange. I still sit down. As soon as I sat down, a man in jeans and a T-shirt came running to the hall with a towel on his arm.
"Oh, my guest, drink tea. Would you like jasmine tea or Maojian Longjing tea! We have melon seeds, peanuts, spiced broad beans, shrimp chips, lollipops, dry cured tobacco, water pipe, earphone, tablet game machine, WiFi, no traffic, which one do you wantFang Zheng looks up and sees Xu Haodong. With a frown, the most unlikely person appears here.
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