"Sister in law? I, Erhai, don't worry. We are sending Dongge back. Now we are all on the bridge outside the town. "
"Where's Xu Haodong?"
"Drunk and slept in the back seat."
"Just throw him on the sofa and leave him alone."
"Good. Don't be angry, sister-in-law. Our brothers haven't been together for a long time. Plus my son is full moon, I've had a few more drinks. "
"Don't call me sister-in-law, I have nothing to do with him!"
Fang Zheng hung up the phone. He had a drink in his heart. When he got back, he asked Xu Haodong for a drink and put him down. Then he stripped him naked and tied him under the tree in the center of Tengyun Town, which became a joke legend of Tengyun town in the next 20 years.
Two sea a smile, looking at the hiccup of Xu Haodong.
"You're done, Dongge. You've drunk too much. My sister-in-law doesn't want you!"
Xu Haodong took a bite of Erhai.
"You don't know how much he loves me. He paints me in a picture! He was reluctant to sell himself and enjoy it secretly. Your daughter-in-law is to say that she loves you. My daughter-in-law is talented. He can draw with or without clothes! "
Xu Haodong leaned back and thought of the half naked painting.
"In his paintings, I'm so handsome!"
Very proud.
Erhai helps Xu Haodong out of the car and Xu Haodong pushes him.
"Go back. I'm at the door. I'll go in myself."
"No, my sister-in-law told us to throw you on the sofa."
"Well, I understand. He dislikes my wine stained quilt. He never talks about who washes the sheets and quilts. Let's go. Let's go. I'll take a bath. "
Push open two sea, under the foot mix garlic of the wall walk to the door, two sea watched him in the pocket to find out the key, not easy to open the door also rest assured, lift foot into the door.
Xu Haodong waved to them, went into the yard, and then closed the door.
When Erhai saw that the door was closed, they turned back.
Burping, burping, touching his mobile phone, he wants to tell Fang Zheng that he has gone home. This time, he really went home. There is no deception.
Really drink a lot, support the last Qingming, this Qingming is enough for him to take a bath, climb to bed, stumbling to the room.
As he walked, Xu Haodong kicked a horse and almost fell. He staggered forward and looked back at the horse.
No, the yard is a little messy. Fang Zheng is not at home these two days, and Xu Haodong is not a dirty person. The yard is very tidy.
He rubbed his eyes and shook his head. The alcohol was about to occupy the highland. When he shook it down, his brain became sober.
Eyes also used, looked at the yard, two flowerpots broken, a small bench East and West.
Something's wrong.
Xu Haodong looked up into the room. The room was dark. He listened to it with his side ears. It was very quiet.
Xu Haodong turned his eyes and continued to walk into the room.
"It's killing me. These animals have a terrible headache."
Burping, muttering, kicking ritala when walking, the heel can't be lifted up, rubbing on the ground. Open the door of the house and enter the living room. Xu Haodong seems to be mixed up. He leans on the door and squints to let his eyes adapt to the darkness. The living room is in a mess.
Xu Haodong simply turned on all the lights. The living room was in a mess. Fang Zheng's painting tools were all over the floor. His brushes and paint were all over the floor. There were disorderly footsteps coming from upstairs. Someone whispered that someone was coming. Go, go.
"I'm fuckin 'your grandma. I've stolen things to my house!"
Xu Haodong didn't install any more. The alcohol surged up and his blood rushed to the top. He picked up the mop in the corner, kicked it off, and ran upstairs with the stick of the mop.
At this time, the people upstairs also ran down, carrying a bound picture frame on their back. At first glance, Fang Zheng had already painted the oil paintings on the shelves, which Fang Zheng was not willing to sell.
There are award-winning ones, commemorative ones, and those he thinks are not good at. For example, Xu Haodong's half naked one is mounted and put up according to the frame.
Xu Haodong rushed upstairs. The two men ran downstairs, just across the stairs.
The person who came down first was carrying three pictures on his back, and the person who came next was not only carrying four or five pictures on his back, but also two or three pictures under his arm. All of them were painted by Fang Zheng and hung on the wall in the corridor for decoration. If a thief doesn't go away, he will steal the painting!
The light in the room was bright. Xu Haodong recognized at a glance that these were two of the bad boys who were wandering around the town and didn't go to school well. I'm 16 or 17 years old when I'm not big enough. If I don't go to school well, I leave school early to wander around. I either go to Internet cafes to play games or drink nonsense. He's young and has many problems. He smokes good cigarettes and drinks well. He even steals when he has no money.
I haven't grown up yet. I have more courage than anything.
Xu Haodong was not afraid to see these two bad boys, so he took out a knife more than 30 centimeters long from his back, which was extremely sharp.
Still with childish face is fierce.
"Go away, we only want money, we don't want to kill people!"The puppies with thin arms and legs are very arrogant.
They have knives in their hands. What are they afraid of? Xu Haodong is alone when he is forced by the cow. He has only half a stick in his hand. Xu Haodong snorts coldly.
"Come to my house to steal things and tell me to get out of here. I haven't seen you guys in the world for so many years! Put down the painting!"
"Xu Haodong, we don't talk nonsense with you. Get out of here! Let's go
The tip of the knife waved forward and stabbed Xu Haodong forward. Xu Haodong wanted to scare them away so that they could escape.
Xu Haodong saw the cold sweat on their temples, pretended to hold the handle of the knife, and his eyes were wandering around, posing on the stairs.
Xu Haodong swung his stick at his arm and pulled it.
"When I mixed up, you still ate shit!"
The pups just want to steal something to exchange money, but they didn't expect to be hit. Xu Haodong is full of wine, but he moves very fast. They are still pretending to scare Xu Haodong away. Xu Haodong has attacked him.
Xu Haodong bullies the villagers when he's a jerk. He's a jerk. Rabbits don't eat boundless grass, and mice use knives. He's a jerk. He's also a man of indomitable spirit. This kind of pup doesn't have the courage to hang out and will only harm people in the town.
Xiaozizi thinks he's great, so he doesn't look at Xu Haodong at all. But when Xu Haodong takes a stick, they know it's too late.
The boy who rushed to the front got a heavy stick on his arm. Before the sharp knife was knocked off, Xu Haodong drew the stick back with a wave of his hand. A stick was cut on his face and the puppy was turned over. With a scream, he fell down on the stairs and was about to roll down. Xu Haodong raised his foot and stepped on his back, bent down to tear down the painting on his back and return it They were all wrapped in tarpaulin, and there was no damage. When the painting was snatched, Xu Haodong raised his foot and kicked the boy out. The boy rolled on the stairs to the first floor floor.
As soon as the boy behind saw that things were not good, he turned and ran upstairs. He wanted to jump out of the window and escape. Xu Haodong stepped forward and chased him up the stairs until he got upstairs.
The second floor is more chaotic. There are a lot of broken plaster on the ground. Those European statues and Venus without arms are all broken to the ground.
The boy almost fell down on a piece of plaster, which gave Xu Haodong a chance. Xu Haodong grabbed the painting from behind and pulled it back. Xu Haodong pulled the boy on his back and fell to the ground. Xu Haodong was quick with his eyes. The painting he was carrying was also snatched back. But this time, he was not so lucky. One painting was cut by plaster fragments on the ground!
The trough!
Xu Haodong was so angry that he carefully put the painting aside and kicked the dog on the back.
"No one dares to steal!"
The boy was kicked in the back by Xu Haodong and hit the wall. He knew it was terrible. He was in pain and scared. He knelt down to Xu Haodong.
"Dongge, we are wrong, I am wrong, I just have no money, we heard that his paintings are very valuable, we have this idea, Dongge, we are wrong, please forgive me, I, we didn't do anything, we just took his paintings, we didn't do anything else!"
"Steal without money. I don't know how important this painting is!"
Xu Haodong angrily raised his foot and kicked the boy on the shoulder.
"Get the hell out of here!"
Xu Haodong was dragging the boy's neck and collar. He was tall and full of energy. The little dog couldn't get rid of it. He dragged it downstairs and threw it on the ground.
"If you don't learn well every day, your parents don't take good care of you. Today I want to educate you!"
Xu Haodong's eyes were red and his neck was full of blue tendons. They were so angry that they were scared to get together. They kept swallowing their saliva and squatting down. They didn't dare to make a sound.
"How precious his paintings are! They come out of paintings that don't eat or drink. You can steal them if you want, and they've damaged them! You are so lawless! He has a painting of 200000, and you have stolen six or seven, and one or two million! All right, bullshit! I want you to go to jail, you bullshit
This kind of bully thinks that he is not old enough, so he has no fear. He thinks that even if he breaks the law, he is still a minor and can be protected. Nothing will happen.
Xu Haodong wanted to fight to death, but he thought it would not work. It was just a few days before they were both at home? Just send it to prison and call the police!
Don't think it's just a few paintings, it's worth a lot! Steal one or two million, go to jail!
"If you're blind, who dares to break in? Laozi's retirement doesn't mean that Laozi is a soft nut to be bullied by you kids! Come to my house? And ruined my daughter-in-law's painting! You can't do without a lesson! "
Xu Haodong is so angry that he goes to get his mobile phone. Is it Lao Tzu who can't hold a knife or do you guys think you can beat me?
wait! I will teach you a lesson!
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