"What's more, the nerves on the feet are so dense. Do you know that big toes represent the head in traditional Chinese medicine? It's because you hit me on the head that my toenails grow into the flesh. "
Xu Haodong has plenty of reasons.
Fang Zheng thinks that he should buy an umbrella.
Why buy an umbrella on a sunny day? Because he was afraid that the crowd would spit at them later.
They are more hateful than the most hateful porcelains in the world. It's going to make people angry.
Fang Zheng's mother was a bit speechless by his dog's rashness. Together, I hit you on the head, and your toenails grow into the flesh? Do you have a switch on your toenails? "What is this? It's your own problem. "
"The brain is the main organ. If the head is beaten, the stomach will be tense and the stomach will be gastritis."
"That's what you mean by conjunctivitis? Scared, inflamed?
"Ah, it's so smart. My mother-in-law really deserves to be a teacher. This brain is active."
Xu Haodong clapped his hands and got it right. No extra points.
Fang Zheng's mother slapped the list, leaving a sneer on her face.
"How many years have you been a rascal? I didn't expect that you'd have to rely on me today. Come on, what are you going to do? "
His 800 excuses are nothing more than one purpose, blackmail.
Stop talking nonsense. What's the blackmail? Tell me, I see what you can say.
Despised white one eye Xu Haodong, Xu Haodong does not see her white eye in the eye at all.
Hey, hey, smile.
"Now that I'm talking about it, I'll talk about it. We have lived in a town for so many years, and my uncle has been an official for many years. Fang Cong and I are still old classmates. If I don't look at the monk's face and the Buddha's face, I want to solve this problem well. You two are still my mother-in-law. Ouch. "
Xu Haodong let out a cry. Fang Zheng pinched him on the shoulder. The strength was the same as unloading his arm. A toothache.
"What are you pinching me for? If you pinch me, I'll say that it's your parents and my mother-in-law, but my brother has to settle the accounts. "
Xu Haodong white square fight one eye, don't make trouble, make trouble you are not my daughter-in-law.
Fang Zheng wants to beat him. I want you to stop talking nonsense. You dare to talk about our relationship with so many people!
Don't make trouble. Keep quiet.
Xu Haodong gives Fang Zheng such a look.
Fang Zheng had to treat himself as a decorative vase.
"Don't say it's useless. If you think our family hasn't done you any harm, and if you think Fang Cong is your old classmate, you'll move away from our family. Don't argue with our family. Keep talking nonsense. Go your own way."
We'll talk about the two of us later. Let's talk about you beating me first. "
Xu Haodong takes out his mobile phone and is ready to settle the accounts.
"Let's talk about the matter. I don't think we will deliberately blackmail you for the sake of human relations. I am beaten this time, mother-in-law. Don't stare, auntie. Auntie's main responsibility is that you beat me. You should be responsible. Have you reported the medical expenses? "
Fang Zheng's mother held her shoulder contemptuously and snorted.
If he dares to ask for money, he should be careful. He doesn't want to fight with Fang, but he won't let him see him face to face. I've never seen Xu Haodong's such a bastard who doesn't know four or six things about needle and thread.
You pursue my son, you harm my son, I didn't break your bones and tendons, you ask me for medical expenses? Bah!
"Today's examination, the medicine, that is, 2000 yuan, more than 2000 yuan, I'll give you a zero. Two thousand. "
"Then, it's the nutrition fee. The doctor said that I should nourish my stomach and eat more good and nutritious food, such as ginseng, velvet antler and Cordyceps. It's just over ten thousand. I'll give you a zero, ten thousand."
Fang Zheng's mother's mouth turned away and her white eyes turned like Aunt Xue. It was Fu Wenpei who opened the door.
Eat Cordyceps and deer antler? Why don't you eat shit?
Xu Haodong continued to calculate on his mobile phone.
"Ah, my head is very painful. The doctor said that if I can't keep it well, it's easy for me to have cerebral vasospasm. This cerebral vasospasm is for a lifetime. It can't be cured. It's a serious illness. It's killing me when it hurts! This is the cancer of immortality. It's a pain that consumes people's spirit. When it hurts, it can hit the wall. There's no medicine to treat it. "
"Why don't you die of pain!"
Fang zhengma gloated.
"It's a physical and mental blow to me, three million."
Fang Zheng's father almost choked on his own saliva? What, three million?
Three million in the head? How much is the life of an announcer.
Is that Buddha's head? Or Einstein's head? Can't you touch it?
"What did you say? Three million? "
Fang zhengma's voice has changed, just like Zhao Benshan's sketch, teacher Fan said three million, ten thousand? Take a sniff.
Fang Zheng's mother wants to smoke it now, to death."Well, don't play a sketch."
Xu Haodong said to his mother-in-law solemnly that money is a serious matter. Don't talk about sketches. It's funny. There's no blackmail atmosphere when he laughs.
"I'm making a price for the sake of you being my daughter-in-law's mother. If you're not my daughter-in-law's mother, I'll offer you five million yuan. I'll give you a discount, and you can enjoy it secretly." Xu Haodong is very filial and continues to ask for money.
"Then I can't work in my life. If I don't work, I will have no money. I want to support my family. My parents are still alive. They need me to support them. Although I have old parents and old parents, I have a daughter-in-law, so I want to support them. I mean it. Give me two million."
"I want to see a doctor. If I can't see a small hospital, I'll see a big hospital. My car is so broken that it falls apart at any time. You should buy me a car if you say anything. That's 200000. "
"Look at my head. Who knows when it's sick? If I want to live to 100 in my life, there will be more than 60 years, once a year, 5000 times, 30 times? Or three million? That's enough. That's three hundred thousand. "
Then he grabbed his cell phone.
"Three million, two million, two hundred thousand, three hundred thousand, ten thousand plus two thousand, five hundred and fifty-two thousand. Forget it, my relatives say, who makes me want my daughter-in-law? I'll give you a discount and give you a zero, and you'll give me five hundred and fifty thousand."
Put your hand in front of them.
"Here's the money!"
"I'll shoot you!"
Fang Zheng's mother jumped up to fight. She never saw that she had to be active and blackmail people! Hit him in the head. Five and a half million went out!
This is more efficient than robbing the bank. So he became a multimillionaire after being beaten twice! You make money faster than Ma Yun's father!
"You hit, you hit, you hit! You're hitting me. I'll double that! "
Xu Haodong is not afraid to push the giant forward! Anyway, the bag is thick, it doesn't hurt!
Fang zhengma was so angry that she gritted her teeth and stepped on her feet.
"Fang Zheng! You are dead! You see him bullying me like that! "
Fang Zheng sat aside without salt and salt. He is now a vase and a theater goer.
"Won't you let me break up with him? I don't care. "
Fang Zheng's mother wants to kill Fang Zheng, but he's blocking his mouth with his own words!
"Xu Haodong!"
Fang Zheng's mother wants to knock Xu Haodong to death.
"This is blackmail. Believe it or not, I will arrest you!"
It doesn't matter that Xu Haodong shows his hand.
"Letter! I believe it! I don't care. I have such a thick record. I don't care about one more. "
"You think I'll give it to you!"
"You beat me!"
"I'll put you in jail!"
"Well, first of all, let's talk about your intentionally hurting and beating me. Since you're in prison, why don't you two be companions and go to jail together for a few years. I don't care. Do you want to go to jail? I'm still a hero. Can you do it? Do you want to go to jail? You want to think, OK, I call the police, you say I blackmail, I say you deliberately hurt, we both save the fare, go as a police car
Fang Zheng's mother is stopped by Xu Haodong. She has no words left. Xu Haodong blocks her.
Fang Zheng's mother's words are poor. She looks down at Fang Zheng. Fang Zheng is playing with a lighter in her hand, and her face is indifferent.
Unfilial, just look at his mother was run, such a word do not help say.
"Don't you argue with Fang? Do you think I can agree if you do that? "
Xu haodongha burst out laughing, and his hands became lazy. Dangerously glancing at Fang zhengma.
"As if you could agree. You have to agree that I don't care if you beat me, mom beat my son, it's natural that you beat me to death. The key is that I don't want money. I don't blackmail you. I'll kneel down and kowtow to you and shout to your mother three times. You won't fight for Fang to me. If you don't give it to me, how can you beat me if you want to? All the good things belong to your family? Are you the sun? I'm not the earth, either. Why should I listen to you. You must give me the same person and money. Either give me people, or give me money, not me! "
Xu Haodong can't afford to play a scoundrel. Anyway, he either wants people or money. Let alone being hurt badly, he will blackmail while the iron is hot.
"His father..."
Fang zhengma is unfair to Xu Haodong, and Xu Haodong directly said blackmail.
"Dongzi, a town. What are you doing?"
"Uncle, I don't want to do anything. I just want to live a good life. Fang and I are very good. You and my aunt don't care. It's over."
"It's impossible, Dongzi. We're all neighbors. It's not as simple as what you borrowed from our family. It's absolutely impossible for Fang to argue with you. It's wrong. It needs to be changed. "
"Then give me the money."
"You are deceiving me. I won't call the police for the sake of my old neighbor. If I really want to call the police... ""If you really call the police, I'll sue my aunt for intentional injury. Uncle, you are also an official in the county. It's said that your wife went in because of intentional injury. Where do you put your face? I know a lot of people, I want to let these people I know all over the street to help you publicize, your wife deliberately hurt people into the number, it is estimated that you have to go home in advance
Author's gossip: when I'm away from home, I always send it regularly. If I smoke in a disordered order, when I come back, I'm looking for my lovely editor to revise it!
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