Chapter 240

Xu Haodong thinks that sometimes he is the old lady's chamber pot and the product of being exposed.

Xu Haodong thinks it again. In fact, his happiest day was that Fang Zheng was not at home and studying abroad. Two years ago, because he didn't meet each other, even if Fang Zheng was irritated, Fang Zheng couldn't beat him.

Fang Zheng and he went back to their hometown. What a wonderful thing. We have to sing a song at the bedside every day. Today is good luck. Tomorrow is today. The common people are very happy. The day after tomorrow is your daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law!

Fang Zheng wants to get up when he is sleeping and beat him out of the house.

Xu Haodong is a fool. When your daughter-in-law beat you once and you ran to your mother's house once, you were mixed doubles by your mother and your wife. Why don't you remember? As long as Fang Zheng beat him, he would run to his mother's home, then be beaten by his mother's daughter-in-law, and let Fang Zheng take him home by the collar.

Why are you beaten today?

Xu Haodong squatted in front of their house to think about why he was beaten and then driven out of the house by his daughter-in-law.

It seems that he washed Fang Zheng's trousers.

Fang Zheng, alas, to tell you the truth, Xu Haodong thinks that Fang Zheng does not know his fortune, so I want you. I want you whatever you are, and I don't want you for another person, honest and pure losers.

Xiaobai and Fangzheng have a good relationship. Sometimes they like the same style of clothes. As for artists, they are very aesthetic. What do you say? Weird? It's not normal.

Xiaobai and his boyfriend go abroad to do business as well as collecting wind. They also spare a day to go shopping. Then Xiaobai likes a pair of tattered jeans with a pair of flanneled corners.

Good sisters, no, good friends, when they meet good things, they have to share them together. So they sent the photos of these jeans to Fang Zheng. Fang Zheng said to buy me one.

And then it's on.

How can we say about this pair of jeans? Fang Zheng sometimes likes open knee jeans with holes. Xu Haodong didn't care about them two years ago, so he would wear them when he liked them. Two years later, when he saw experts saying that open knee jeans are bad for the knee and are prone to arthritis when old, Xu Haodong asked Fang Zheng to put knee protectors in the loopy jeans. In the past two years, Fang has not been so keen on this kind of jeans.

This pair of jeans is absolutely ventilated in summer. From the bottom of the thigh, they are broken, one by one, all the way to the knee, and the one behind the buttock is also broken. Anyway, this pair of trousers is not as big as a slap. It's in good condition. It's broken everywhere, and it's super hard. Put on the absolutely ground egg.

Fang Zheng likes it. After wearing it for two days, Xu Haodong washed the soup for him.

Fang Zheng said that he would wash it by hand.

Can you be willing to let your daughter-in-law do the laundry? That hand is so tender.

Xu Haodong washed it by hand. Fang Zheng said that after washing it, he went to the studio to cash in the reward of a deep kiss. Xu Haodong was full of motivation, and he rubbed it fiercely.

He washed off a pair of trouser legs. He rubbed it too hard. If it was rubbed off, it would be broken. This kind of jeans is not strong, right? If it was broken, the trouser legs would fall off.

In the new fashion, we can't have a pair of trousers and a pair of small underpants. Xu Haodong tore off the other leg just because he was one leg short.

Hole jeans, become jeans underpants, or girls super like the kind of Qi fart small underpants, a bend can show the kind of bottom egg.

Fang Zheng also stinks. New pants. I want to wear them twice. How fashionable.

Meizizi went to open the wardrobe, turned over the wardrobe, and didn't find his new jeans.

"Haodong, where are my new jeans?"

Xu Haodong doesn't expect Fang Zheng to find anything. From the top of the wardrobe, just where Fang Zheng looked up, he took out his jeans and underpants.

"Here it is

Fang Zheng is so excited that he wants to put it on. Once he opens it, it's not right. How can jeans become underpants?

"Where are the trouser legs?"

Where are the trouser legs?

Xu Haodong ran out and ran back. Fang Zheng looked at his jeans and underpants in disbelief. Let's say that if he wore a pair of boxer underpants, he couldn't wear the jeans and underpants. He showed his legs and knew how short the jeans and underpants were.

Besides, how can a man wear a woman's jeans!

"The quality of your pants is too poor. The legs of your pants will fall off after washing. I'm a good hand at living at home. I can't throw your new pants when they are broken. I'll make your two legs into sleeves. Next time you paint, you should take it with you, so that you won't be able to wash your sleeves with paint. "

Xu Haodong praised me for being so smart, so virtuous, and so able to live. He praised me with a hundred idioms!

Fang Zheng's eyes are almost staring out. Take a look at the jeans underpants in his hand and the jeans sleeves made of his modified jeans legs! I haven't spoken for a long time!

"I, I spent 11, 000 on pants!"

The new style of the season, gucci brand, is 11, 000, while in China, it is 13, 400. Just for two days!

Fang's heart is breaking, my money!

"What? $11, 000? Just these jeans? You are so rich that you can't spend it! I'll say you're a loser. You don't like to hear it. Look, look, one underpants, two sleeves. It's easy for you to make money. How dare you spend it! "Xu Haodong is even more distressed. If he washes the ten thousand one, he can get it out to bask in the sun and spend it. That's good. Ten thousand one is just two sets of sleeves, plus a pair of jeans that no one can wear!

"If I say I won't let you buy this kind of rags, you won't listen. If you don't wear warm clothes, you'll love to wear them. If you don't say it's expensive, you won't be handsome. If you like, I'll give you a layer of skin off your jeans. Aren't they also broken jeans? Don't you have to be a loser to buy this at a high price? This month, the meat money will be cancelled. Eat radish and vegetables for a month. If you don't have a few meals, you will lose your family! "

"Xu Haodong!"

Fang Zheng threw his underpants to the ground and stared.

Xu Haodong cried in secret that it was not good, so he ran downstairs, and Fang Zheng chased him.

"Even if I wash my expensive clothes, you won't let me eat meat!"

Clothes can not be eaten, but braised meat can not be eaten!

Xu Haodong rushed out of the house in three steps, and Fang Zheng kicked the door.

"Don't come back today unless you stew for me and fix my jeans!"

Xu Haodong was so shut out, so squatting at the door thinking about life.

Why does such a black sheep's daughter-in-law not love her enough?

Xu Haodong was puzzled.

It's easy to stew meat. Just go back to your mother's house and stew a pot of meat. How can you fix the jeans that have been broken down into three pieces?

Xu Haodong can't help scratching his head, so he has to call Xiaobai.

If you don't want Xiaobai to bring back another one, it's expensive. He likes it. It's just a rag, which has been used to wipe the Dragon case.

Xiaobai said that he came back yesterday. Where else would he go.

How can I sell it!

Xiaobai said that it can't be sold in China. It's limited edition.

Bah, these stupid white sweet artists will buy this crap. It's just these two idiots that make a hole!

Xu Haodong is smart. Since he can't help it, do it by himself!

He spent 50 yuan to buy a pair of jeans for Fang Zheng, the kind of cheap stall goods. Search the Internet, this famous brand jeans have what style, really let him find.

Then, with special dexterity, I used the grinding wheel of the kitchen knife to grind the 50 pieces of jeans, and then I used the strong bristle brush to brush them. Several pieces of jeans legs were worn out and exposed. You can see the legs. I bought some small pieces of cloth from the market, such as flower shaped and ABC letter. These are all If the clothes are broken and torn, they are reluctant to throw them away, so they buy a sticker cloth and sew it on the hole, so they can't see the broken place.

Who asked him to find out the style of jeans? It's old, worn and patched.

The washed white jeans broke the loopholes as big as three or four palms, and also pasted several English letters. They were just like red and green flowers. They were colorful and full of childlike fun. They were cool and handsome. Xu Haodong was so clever that he almost punctured his hands and successfully made it out.

It's definitely more handsome than those jeans that sell for 10000 or 20000 yuan, and the cost is only 60 yuan!

Bell a pot of meat, carrying jeans, went home.

First, put the meat in front of Fangzheng, and the face of Fangzheng will be relaxed.

"You see, isn't it much more handsome than your jeans?"

Dangdangdang!

The transformed jeans are back on the stage.

Fang Zheng almost laughed angrily. In front of the trouser legs, along the thigh to the knee, there were flowers, colorful flowers, or small sunflowers, pink, purple, yellow, red, and colorful. Half of the legs were in full bloom, and then the knees were ground. It seemed that there was a layer of fluffy cloth inside. It seemed that the knees were exposed. In fact, the knees were thickened, and the trouser legs were not very smooth There's a big red L on it.

On the right thigh, there are two worn-out places, and then on the thigh, knee, trouser leg, capital letters are pasted,. Ve, combined with L on the left, is, love "very fashionable, what brand?"

"Made by Haodong. I guarantee it's a limited edition. It's the only one in the world. You're absolutely too old to wear it! "

Fang Zheng took a look. The curtain was drawn. He stood up and took off his trousers and put on this one.

He ran to the mirror and tucked the corner of the white silk coat into the jeans. The back hem hung down. Once he wore the jeans, it seemed that his legs were long and colorful. He was very happy. The flowers on his legs and the love on his legs.

"Good! After that, I will wear Haodong clothes. I need more jeans upstairs. You've transformed them for me! "

Xu Haodong's eyes stare, huh?

"I run B & B, I'm the boss, I'm not a tailor!"

"I like your clothes. Other brands of clothes are cool, and they are not custom-made. Only mine is customized by you! Unique

"Why not?"

"If you stick a sequin, I'll wear it." Xu Haodong thinks that he is a fashion designer delayed by a fight. In fact, he is also an artist in his heart!At home, he made a Qiao Fu, pasted pictures on his jeans and sewed a darling for Fang Zheng!

Fang Zheng sent photos of his pants specially made by Xu Haodong to the Internet.

Good wife!

Xu Haodong tweeted him.

Black sheep!

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