Chapter 53:

"Mr. Ji Bai is sad for the soaked clothes~?"

"There are factors in this aspect, so is it indecent for me to be like this?" Ji Bai pointed to his shirtless self.

"No, it's okay~ Mr. Ji Bai really has no clothes to wear, there are still a few more of them, okay."

"Oh, forget it." I can use your clothes as a face mask.

Ji Bai was chewing on a cat food biscuit that he didn't know what it was like, and thought quietly.

It's been a week to get along together before Ji Bai discovered a problem.

Keer knows how to cook, but he can only make this cat food biscuits with unknown materials and unidentified taste. Ji Bai was once curious about going into the kitchen to see what ingredients could make this kind of uniquely flavored biscuits. As a result, Keer became popular He hurried out with a face.

Maybe it's the reason for the different tastes between races, but Ji Bai tasted like wax when he licked the plate.

But there should be no adverse reactions. I tested it for a week, and the intestinal tract was unobstructed. It was fragrant to eat.

"Ke, drink more milk, it can grow taller, um, it can also promote your development"

"Wum~? Hurry~" Ke'er, who lowered his head and bit the biscuit, shook his ears, and the plump and roundness on his chest trembled slightly because of his movements.

Ji Bai was silent.

Bigger than mine, why should I care about other people’s problems in this regard? I'm a man, okay? It must be incomparable to a female cat with animal ears, right? In the past two days, my thoughts have been a little off track, "Ding Dong Ding Dong~" The doorbell came.

Have neighbors stopped by for two days? ? Ji Bai gently pressed Kerr, who wanted to get up, and put down the bowls and chopsticks.

"Who? Our family has no newspaper and milk" The door just revealed a gap, and the smell of a certain natural grass perfume came out, making Ji Bai, who is allergic to luxury goods, extremely uncomfortable.

"Keerkeer~ I'm here to play with you~ Wow wow wow!! What an ugly panda! Which zoo came out of this?!" The golden figure outside the door was so scared that both ears were erected. Woke up.

"Panda is a ghost! I am Ji Bai!" The misunderstanding and slander of his appearance made Ji Bai's face black.

"Salty, Mr. Wet Xian? Why are you here? And also play as a panda to scare people?" Xiaosha, wearing a black silver silk skirt, had lingering fears and stroked her non-existent chest.

"What is it, why am I here, here is"

"Eh eh? Is it Xiaosha sauce? I'm here~" Before Ji Bai could finish speaking, Ke'er poked out his head with a rice spoon in the palm of his hand.

Xiaosha looked at the maid outfit on Ke'er, and then at the shirtless Ji Bai.

"Excuse me." Xiaosha took a step back, took out a cartoon-style shoulder bag, and took out the latest Apple 8S on the market.

"Help me dial the number, demon, demon spirit! What are you doing, uncle Xianshi? Don't touch someone's phone with your dirty hands!"

"Do you know that it is illegal to dial Yao Yaoling casually?" Ji Bai curled his lips and hung up the phone.

"Where is it anywhere!? People want to ask Mr. Police to arrest you, the weird (meow) molester of underage loli!" Xiaosha lit up her fangs and danced viciously with her two claws, yet she was not as tall as Ji Bai. In Ji Bai’s eyes, this super fierce action turned into a cute "Shenma!? Keer, do you live with this Xianshi uncle? No, they don’t agree! I have never had anything to do with this." It’s too dangerous for the shameful and shameless damp uncle to live under one roof every day! Maybe someday he will put something indescribable in the food, and then"

"Hey, so do you have any hatred against the virgin? Are you targeting that?" Ji Bai felt helpless. "If you hate virgins so much, then use your power to make all the virgins in this world disappear?"

"Ahhhhh! Disgusting! Perverted! Vulgar! Indecent" Xiaosha blushed with disgust and disgust, and moved to Kerr's side.

"Hear it! Kerr, this guy is a complete lustful (meow) crazy demon! You can just move out and live with me, and you won't treat you badly!"

"No, Mr. Ji Bai is not that kind of person anymore" Ke'er sat on the sofa well, his face flushed.

"Wow~! Your breakfast is so rich, Ke'er, can you give me some?" Xiaosha, who was about to say something, was taken aback, sniffed her nose, and fixed her gaze on the dining table.

rich? ? There are only biscuits and milk, which is called Fengsheng? ?

"Of course you can~" Kerr nodded.

"Eh hey~ Uncle Xianshi, you won't charge me money? This guy is so stingy that he cares about me for a small amount of money, he is so stingy, he deserves to be a virgin, huh!~"

Are you really against a virgin? ?

Chapter 20 ~ Unfinished Purchase

"Ke'er good~ I'll feed you a piece." Xiaosha smiled sweetly, and brought the small rice spoon she had licked to Ke'er's mouth.

"Uh, uh~ but I'm almost full"

"Woo~ just eat one piece, just hold it in your mouth and vomit it out for a while, this is what people want."

"Emmm, okay." Kerr, who is not good at rejecting others, can't stand Xiaosha's cute pretending to be the poor Erlian, and she also saved herself at the risk of her death.

Ke'er, the savior, still had a good impression.

"Eh~! Ke'er is the best and the best!" Xiaosha rubbed Ke'er's head and pouted provocatively at Ji Bai who was sitting on the sofa not far away.

Is this girl deliberately trying to hit me? ? The corner of Ji Bai's mouth twitched.

Although there was a strange feeling in his heart, Ji Bai was relieved when he thought that this was just some friendly interaction between the two kittens.

He is also an adult man, too lazy to be stunned with a little girl.

Looking at the two kittens on the dinner table, you and I will feed each other, Ji Bai feels a little congested in his chest, there is an indescribable feeling.

It's like knocking over the seasonings in the kitchen. It's intricate. Ji Bai doesn't understand whether he should hold a small flag popcorn and shout "Lily is infinitely good" now, or just take a sip of cigarette calmly, and enjoy life Say something: this **** love.

"Ding Dong Ding Dong~" The door bell rang.

Huh? What day is it today, why are so many people visiting?

Ji Bai felt a little surprised. He was just a newcomer. He didn't know the road to the campus thoroughly, didn't know a few people, and didn't tell anyone where he lived? So, who would knock on the door of his dormitory? ?

"Kacha." Opening the door, a pair of wine-red eyes that were mercilessly unfeeling.

Ji Bai was expressionless, and stared at him for a moment.

"Who are you looking for?"

The owner of the eyes didn't speak, but looked at Ji Bai quietly.

"So, how did you know that I live here?" Ji Bai narrowed his eyes.

"Teacher Lin Tuo." Lin said indifferently.

"Is there anything to do with me?" Ji Bai would not naively think that this parasite was here to communicate with her if she didn't go to the Three Treasure Hall. She came to see herself as a last resort, but was asked by her instructor by name and name .

"May I go in and talk."

"The cockroach nest is rudimentary, and the dirty lady's feet will tell me, I will be responsible for licking it clean for you." With that said, Ji Bai still opened the door.

"Excuse me." Not paying attention to Ji Bai's slightly ironic words, Lin leaned slightly and stepped into the door.

"Sorry, I don't have slippers anymore, and I didn't buy shoe covers. Miss, please do it yourself." Ji Bai faintly spread his hands.