CH 94.2

“Zhou Yu! Hurry up!”

Staring at the son who was fooling around with the clown, Lu Meng frowned in disgust.

Sure enough, they really weren’t biologically related. He was behaving just like his upstart parents, they all liked to fool around with shady things.

Zhou Yu stopped chatting with the clown, his smile gradually dissipated, and a cold glint flashed through his black eyes.

Turning his head, he looked at the beautiful middle-aged woman. He replied with a face full of displease, “If you really don’t want me to go with you, just go by yourself. I won’t follow you.”

Anyway, it was these people who forcibly told him to go, they didn’t even tell him the trip’s destination —— he was not interested to stick with them too.

“What did you say? Is this the tone you used to talk to your mother?! Hah? Won’t go? I dare you to say that once more!”

Hearing Zhou Yu’s indifferent answer, Lu Meng’s face twisted with anger. She scolded and tried to hit him, unfortunately, she was stopped by her husband, Zhou Guoren.

“Stop it already! Zhou Yu, listen to your mom! And you too, don’t be mad anymore. We are family, don’t argue with each other. Go to the bus quickly!”

Zhou Guoren was rarely involved in this kind of matter. This was the first time he stopped Lu Meng from scolding and beating Zhou Yu —— After all in his view, it was normal for a wife to teach disobedient children.

Zhou Yu looked at Zhou Guoren’s honest and upright behaviour[1] with novelty, a mocking smile appeared in the corner of his mouth, “You all can go first, I’ll follow later. It’s not like this luxurious bus will run away.”

This was what they said when they forced him to come with them. They had specifically booked for a luxurious hotel, signed up for a luxurious bus, and enjoyed a super-luxurious treatment.

As a result, the hotel was really luxurious, but his treatment was not. He got the smallest room and the worst seat. He also had to move all of their luggage, but he didn’t care about this —— the most incomprehensible thing was, he had to pay for all of them.

They clearly knew that he had been unemployed for more than two months and he only had little savings that were left for his livings.

Looking at Zhou Yu’s indifferent attitude, Lu Meng became even angrier. But for some reason, she forcibly suppressed it and replied coldly, “Hurry up.”

Then, she turned around and got onto the bus.

Zhou Yu watched as the family of three boarded the bus with a mocking smile before he turned his head to say goodbye to the clown.

But when he turned his head, he felt his head was patted by a large hand, as if comforting him.

The confused, grey-haired youth let the clown pat him.

It’s, it’s quite comfy?

Zhou Yu came back to his senses and looked at the tall figure in front of him in surprise. Then, he pulled down the big hand that was still patting, “Well, thank you for your comfort, but you can’t touch a man’s head.” Because I still want to grow a little taller, it would be hard to get taller if my head is touched.

The nineteen-year-old-youth, whose height was below average, glanced at the clown’s tall and perfect figure with jealousy.

The clown reluctantly withdrew his hand. His gesture made people could see his grievance.

“I’m leaving, I’ll see you again when I return… Oh, right! Do you have a handphone? We can call each other later!”

Zhou Yu took out his old Nokia phone[2] and scratched his head embarrassedly, “Heihei, this phone is a bit old, but it’s a famous brand oh~”

For him who was only a junior high school diploma, worked in a factory with a meagre wage, this second-hand Nokia phone was actually a good choice.

Zhou Yu looked up at the clown who had been watching him silently. Zhou Yu saw that the man shook his head and handed him a rose again.

Okay, turns out this brother is a poor man like me, no, worse than me, he doesn’t even have a handphone.

Taking the rose, Zhou Yu finally waved at the clown and walked towards the bus.

This hotel was located in the wilderness. If he didn’t ride the bus, he wasn’t sure he could get out from here. So, he could only endure this journey with his so-called family.

After Zhou Yu got onto the bus, he put his luggage in the compartment, then he reached out for the small folding door to close the compartment.

“Hey! Wait! My luggage hasn’t been put in yet!”

A disheveled man with glasses rushed over, dragging a heavy-looking suitcase. A young woman held a small mirror and applied lipstick, walking behind him.

Seeing this, Zhou Yu opened the compartment again for the man.

“I was a little embarrassed to get in just now, I thought I was the last one. I don’t expect I have a fellow companion.” Zhou Yu smiled kindly. He thought this man was in a hurry because he wake up late.

Glasses embarrassedly pushed his frames, then replied while dragging his luggage, “Aiya, I can’t help it. This woman ah, she always likes to dawdle, saying it’s fine, it’s just for while. As the result, it’s been delayed until now!”

The young woman behind him heard it and snorted, “Hmph, you’re right. If it weren’t because of you, how could we be so late!”

Zhou Yu helped the man put the luggage into the compartment, but his smile became a little stiff.

As a single dog[3], he’d received 10,000 critical damage.

The clown was standing in the hall, watching Zhou Yu went to the bus. His gentlemanly demeanour remained the same, but his aura shifted a little as if he was becoming upset.

The clown took a cane out of nowhere and stood there in his place, staring at Zhou Yu who was chatting and laughing with the glasses man.

The clown thought that “brother” was a nickname solely for him. He didn’t expect that it was just this kid’s habitual form of address—— that kinda made him angry.

The author has something to say: 

Everyone must have seen that Zhou Yu’s temperament in this world is —— sweet and naive. (Laughing wildly HAHAHA)

Also, this world is purely imaginary. Just regarded all kinds of illogical points as a difference in this imaginary world. Begging all little angels to let it go QAQ

Thank you so much to yuè yuè sà, běi fēng, xīng shén xīzi, ā jiāo, ānzhīruòsù, xiāo jiǔ, □□, yīng fēi cǎo zhǎng x2, shǎ děng děng hé shǎ ruǎn ruǎn, 35523041, qín duàn wèi xián, yukiysp x2, sì xī, siren·destroyer, wútóngtóngtsu, jìng xuān, shān yān píng, shíjǐn hǎitái shūcài cuì? x2, wěng, yú luò lóu, láng fēng, huà wù yù, xīngyè, and māo de àirén for the mines~ Thank you so much for all little angels’ mines~ Love you guys~ Mwaah~

Thank you so much to nǐ shì yú, sān huā sǎodì gōng x2, □□, zhōng yuán for the granades~ Little angel spent a lot of money, thank you so much! You guys give me a lot of grenades, so much until I’m touched, love you guys~ Mwaah~

Thank you so much to bǐng bǐng~~~ for the rocket launcher~ Thanking little angel for the rocket launcher~ I haven’t received this for a long time, I’m moved to tears, thank you! Thank you, little angel!

Thank you so much to jiā lán for the shallow water bomb! I thought I read it wrong, I really appreciate it! Thank you very, very much! Little angel, you’ve spent so much! I’m so moved that I don’t know what to say, yingyingying. Thank you very, very much!

All little angels are so spirited, I will continue to work hard to update! Thank you very much for all your support! Love you~

Thank you for your nutrition~

Small theatre:

Zhou Yu: (malicious smile) Brother, fellow companion ah!

Glasses man: (disdainful) I’m not a single dog.

Zhou Yu: (stiff_smile.jpg)

Clown: (old_husband_filled_with_despair.jpg) I thought “brother” was my exclusive nickname!

Zhou Yu: (innocent expression) Within the four seas all men are brothers[4]~

Hell world’s consciousness: (gracefully patted the clown) Cub, be strong! (hand over a green hat) I have a lot of experience in this kind of thing…

Clown: (gracefully kick Hell) gun[5]!

Spiritual world’s consciousness: (taciturn_old_father.jpg) Emmmm Am I the only one who wants to know what happened to Hell? What does he mean by “have a lot of experience in this kind of thing”?