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Looking at the scene in front of him, Li Chengfeng almost wanted to turn around and run.

What the hell is going on?

But at this time, the old man has quietly turned to Li Chengfeng and the elder martial sister's behind, a pair of covetous appearance.

Li Chengfeng was secretly hating. He was thinking about the way to escape. However, he saw the woman standing in the middle of the hall, holding her hands as big as a towel. But in her hands, it seemed that there was only a handkerchief in her hands. She could not stop wiping something under her headscarf.

The old woman on one side said with a smile: "daughter, today is a happy day. What are you crying for?"

Li Chengfeng's heart immediately scolded: you can't be his mother's saliva?

But then heard the meat mountain Jiao bit by bit choked and said: "my daughter just felt that she was about to separate from her family, and her heart was just sad."

She lifted up her turban and glanced at Li Chengfeng. Her eyes were smiling, but she could see Li Chengfeng with a shy smile.

This smile, Li Chengfeng scalp is numb!

He knew that the gentry in Southeast China had a way of playing, that is, for the annual beauty pageant of Huakui, a very different kind of Huakui was set up to select the ugliest, and every big brothel once a year chose the ugliest one.

Huakui's beauty pageants are held in early spring, which means that spring is coming and all flowers are blooming. Chou Kui's beauty pageant is held at the end of autumn, which means that winter is coming and everything is withering.

In the process of selecting ugliness, the clowns do their best to show off their antics and make people laugh. At the same time, some of them are so ugly that they show their teeth in horror.

Seeing the meat mountain in front of him, Li Chengfeng felt that if she went to southeast to choose ugliness, she would immediately be the ugliest in flowers and the number one in ugliness, because He had never met a woman with a pig's brain.

This is clearly a boar essence!!

Fat head and big ears, garlic protruding mouth, big eyes and peas, black hair and thick skin!

Li Chengfeng didn't dare to take a look at her. He quickly moved his eyes away. However, he dodged his eyes, but he saw the master sister's face taut. She looked serious and dead. If she hadn't seen her mouth trembling, her fingers clenched hard, and she was forced to smile, he would have thought it was the eldest martial sister who was going to enter the bridal chamber.

Li Chengfeng fiercely gouged out the elder martial sister, but heard the old woman laugh and said, "ah, my mother married you, but it's not to let you leave us. In the future, our whole family will live happily together."

The meat mountain was happy at first, then said in a sad voice: "but the daughter is married, but the daughter's sisters are still waiting for the spring Pavilion in boudoir..."

After saying this, the old man quickly nodded his head and said, "the pig baby has the heart!"

Hello, you know your baby looks like a pig!!

Lee can't help but make complaints about the wind.

The old woman then said, "it doesn't matter. If you go back and marry, you will be married. If you marry one, you will marry two!"

Li Chengfeng was stunned and twitched in the corners of his eyes: you're not finished yet, are you? Grabbing a sheep?

The elder martial sister on one side strained her face, and her fingernails were all inserted into the flesh. Li Chengfeng looked away from her face and hoped that she would say something, but the elder martial sister immediately stopped her head from the other side, and the corners of her mouth began to twitch.

Li Chengfeng was angry in his heart. He turned his head and gnawed his teeth and said, "if you go, if you marry one, you will marry two! What other crooked melons, cracked dates, rotten iron, stinky fish and rotten shrimps are called out. I'll take them all at once

The old man was very angry: "bastard, what did you just say?"

Li Chengfeng immediately said with a smile: "father-in-law, please don't be angry. My son-in-law can marry such a good miss Qianjin. It's really happy. Nonsense and childlike talk. Don't take it seriously..."

Master elder sister is about to be unable to help, she already began to smoke all over.

Anyway, the fire can't burn her at present. It's not too big to watch the excitement, and it's not too big to watch the funeral!

As soon as the old man heard Li Chengfeng's words like this, he immediately grinned and said, "your son-in-law is polite. It doesn't matter. It's all a family anyway."

Li Chengfeng's skin is smiling, but his flesh is not laughing. When they are talking and laughing, two maids in the inner room lead out two brides with Phoenix draped with rosy clouds. Li Chengfeng takes a look and takes a cold breath.

Well, the meat mountain is 3000 kg!!

But then, Li Chengfeng suddenly looked puzzled, and two men in bridegroom's clothes came out again. The men were thinner than the others. They were as sharp as a stick of firewood. With thin arms and legs, it seemed that a little doll could break his arms and legs when he touched him.

Is it hard to say that the food has been eaten by meat mountain?

It's an ancestral culture that values women over men?!

Li Chengfeng clapped his legs and laughed wildly: "ah, elder martial sister, you can't run away..."

The elder martial sister's face was very white. She gouged out Li Chengfeng fiercely, but she saw Li Chengfeng smile and say, "look at him, he's up, he's collapsed!"

Before he finished, the old woman said, "ugliness, ugliness, you will marry with your three sisters."Li Chengfeng's laughter stopped suddenly, as if a duck had been strangled.

Then the elder martial sister on one side finally couldn't help laughing. She was not finished laughing. She clapped her legs and laughed like Li Chengfeng just now.

Li Chengfeng was furious: "Hey, they are men!"

The old woman's eyes twinkled with danger, and she said with pity, "who just said that stinky fish and shrimp, crooked melon and cracked dates, and scrap iron? Hum, I don't have anything here. It's stinky fish, rotten shrimp, crooked melon, cracked dates, and a lot of scrap iron! Don't you give up all that! "

Li Chengfeng was numb. He was puffing out of the corner of his eyes. He had already begun to look around him quietly, wondering whether he wanted to leave the master sister and escape by himself.

But the old man behind him is a smile. He takes out a Jiuhua lamp from his arms and lifts it into the air.

The lantern lit up by itself and gave off a red light, which made the originally red cave red and seeping, and the light went straight through the outside of the cave.

"Jiuhua lantern?" The elder martial sister's face changed and her eyes showed fear.

"What kind of lantern?" Li Chengfeng lowered his voice.

The elder martial sister said in a low voice: "the demon lamp that specially captures people's soul. You can see that all the spirits circulating in the Jiuhua lamp are absorbed and can't escape."

Li Chengfeng had a look, and sure enough, he saw that the figures outside the Jiuhua lantern were like shadow puppets. They were all souls locked in one after another.

Li Chengfeng's eyes twitch. At this time, he hopes that chaos and Zhu yanneng will kill him again, which is better than the forced marriage scene.

At this time, the musicians around were playing and singing more and more vigorously. Jiuhua lantern broke down in the back. The old man was relieved to come to the head and sit down with the old woman. Then, he did not know where to drill out a man model dog like steward. He pulled a sharp voice and said in a loud voice, "the auspicious time has come, go to the hall!"

Li Chengfeng was taken to the front of the hall. He struggled to look back at the elder martial sister, but saw her chuckle and smile. When he saw himself looking over, he could not help but Snort and turn his head.

Li Chengfeng was brought to the hall with grief and indignation. When he saw that he was about to worship heaven and earth, he suddenly heard a voice outside the cave: "Li Zhenren? Can Zhenren Li be in it? Let's find it in the next few days

Hearing this sound, Li Chengfeng almost tears will come down, Emma, relatives, no matter what kind of monsters and ghosts, the enemies of life and death, they are all relatives!!

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