With the meat skewers and beer served, Li Qianqian complained as she ate.
"Boss, my family has had a hard time recently. More than 2 million yuan has been frozen in the bank, and my dad has also fallen ill. I don't even have the money to treat patients or take medicine, and my mom even went to the community to get low security."
I was amused. "Speaking of which, what do you think the lowest standard for the rich and handsome in your eyes is?"
Don't doubt my determination to find a girlfriend, I admit it. I am very lustful and can't leave a woman alone.
Then who should he look for?
Wu Danru can't do it, we're both in the same bed with different hearts, yet we're looking for a university girl to date?
I don't really want to, because I've been a bodyguard for the past three years, enduring humiliation and doing all sorts of bad things. I don't want to find a girlfriend in this period of time where I have to make do with everything I have. What I hope for is that, with my social capital, I can find a woman who will never betray me, have a relationship between a prince and a girl named Cinderella, and then get married.
That's right, I have only one request for future women, and that is not to betray me.
The shock that Wu Danru gave me was too much. In the future, I won't find a beauty to be my wife.
In the future, he would marry an ugly wife. As for the present, he would make a profit from his loss in the future.
"Hey, boss, what are you thinking about? Why are you so engrossed in your thoughts?" Li Qianqian's mouth was filled with oil as she ate happily.
I thought for a moment and said, "I'm thinking about your terms. Maybe I can meet them."
"No ~ ~" Li Qianqian hurriedly waved her small hands: "Boss, you're too evil, to the bone, I don't like you."
I smiled indifferently. "I'll try my best to get some business in a few days' time and buy a car. If it doesn't work out, you can just change it to a man who's better off in the future."
"F * ck you!"
"Hur hur ~"
As we ate and drank, the monkey-headed Fang Zhen came over.
"Oh ~ Widow Li, how much are your big mouth eating? The bamboo stick in front of you has become Mt. Tai! Don't eat my boss to death!"
"F * ck your dad's monkeys! I'll eat as much as I want! You didn't pay for it, it's none of your business!"
"Sigh, I've already told you, don't say fart. Once you say fart, your mouth immediately turns into a spittoon. How can you eat fart skewers?"
"Pei pei pei! If you don't want to eat it, then don't. It just so happens that I haven't eaten any meat for eight days. These are all mine, so you're not allowed to take them!"
The two of them fought endlessly the moment they met.
I waved my hand. "Waiter, bring me the menu. Bro, order whatever you want."
"Heh heh ~ Thank you, boss ~" Fang Zhen smiled as he pointed at the food. "Let's eat our fill tonight, especially you, boss. You must eat until you're fat, otherwise you'll just drink beer and your face will become swollen."
I shook my head. "You can have whatever you want. I've been exercising recently, so I won't eat that much."
After counting for a long time, Fang Zhen turned his head and said, "Boss, do you still not know? The school rules are set for the fight between Han Feng and the university. It's not impossible for Fatty."
"Oh, what rules? I've never heard of them before." I don't understand.
Li Qianqian scoffed, "This Fang Monkey is just a bounty for the school to find information on, what kind of news is most well-informed?"
Fang Zhen was a little proud: "This was what I eavesdropped at the principal's entrance while I was cleaning the stairs, the school leaders were researching, and since they could not stop this fight, they can avoid the risk, they made a big stage, with 300 people against 300 people, there's no chance of falling off the stage, and the last person left on the stage will win, it's not like they are going to lose their lives."
Li Qianqian immediately shouted: Oh no, although Xiang Yu is very strong, he is not fat, if not, while everyone is still unaware, Xiang Yu, treat the fat men to a meal, and try to rope in a group of guards, so that you can have the chance to join us.
"No need, I have my own plans for this." I didn't do that. If I did, it would be too obvious!
I want to beat Su Zhanyun up pretty but I don't want to offend him.
Because I planned to get some money from the Su Family after I performed a meritorious deed this time. I can't use the housing fund to borrow money and buy the coffee shop at the entrance of Han Feng's campus.
Firstly, I will be able to establish a foothold in society in the future, and secondly, meet the conditions for Li Qianqian to find a boyfriend.
With this as the target.
When I helped the Little Princess fight with Han Feng and the others, the electric shock stick did a lot of work.
And then he killed Li Baiqing, which was a huge contribution.
That's why I kept a low profile and did this last thing. It was very useful, but it didn't attract too much attention. Only by finding the right balance in the middle could I get the most out of it.
"Something doesn't seem right?" While Fang Zhen was eating, he suddenly asked, "Widow Li, my lord's body is strong, how did you know?"
Li Qianqian instantly exploded: "It's none of your f * * king business!"
Fang Zhen wiped the spittle off his face fiercely, "Boss, finding such a girlfriend, you have gone blind for nothing. Say, our school's four great beauties, Chen Ningjing and Chu Ziwei, those four great beauties do not have a mistress. With an intelligence master like me as a strategist, you must chase after them!"
I was amused by his words: "Su Moli is my boss's daughter, I don't have any ill intentions but as for that He Shuyao, she is my boss's second son's lover, I have to throw away my job if I want to snatch his girlfriend, and with Chen Ningjing, Chu Ziwei, I have never seen him before."
"Tch ~" Li Qianqian was very unconvinced: "In terms of figure, this old lady would kill all four beauties in an instant, put the wine cup down, can they do it?"
"My brain was out of oxygen for twenty seconds.
Fang Zhen's little monkey face was filled with disdain: "Widow Li, you have a temperament, but do you understand what I mean? In a university with tens of thousands of people, there are over six thousand women, and there are too many beautiful women.
"temperament? What is temperament?" With one foot on the chair, Li Qianqian played with the string in one hand and drank the domineering beer in the other!
Fang Zhen explained with an intoxicated expression: "The word 'temperament' is tailor made for Chen Ningjing. When a fairy appears in the dust, when she reads books, her eyebrows are calm and distant. Whoever can break the tranquility of her world, will definitely be the happiest man in the world. And the half-blooded Chu Ziwei, with her delicate face, will forever have a brilliant smile.
Li Qianqian rolled her eyes and asked: "Hey Fang Zhen, Chu Ziwei is so beautiful, have you ever dreamt of meeting her before?"
"Of course!" "Chu Ziwei has dazzling blue eyes, fair and transparent skin, wow ~ I was dreaming once when her beautiful and pure white legs were sitting on my black fur. That feeling, that feeling, that's so cool, I woke up laughing in my dreams, hehe ~ Chu Ziwei?"
Suddenly, from the side of our barbecue table, a beautiful mixed blood beauty walked over!
She had the delicate face that the men of the East were obsessed with, snow-white and pure. She was 1.7 meters tall with black hair that fluttered in the wind. It felt like she was a work of art!
"Dirty!" Pa ~ The Chu Ziwei who had red lips and white teeth scolded everyone, with a slap, she turned and left.
"Hahahaha ~" Li Qianqian laughed, moving forward and backwards, he was extremely happy.
Fang Zhen's face was full of grievance, "F * ck ~ Widow Li, you tricked me, you clearly saw Chu Ziwei in the shop, you intentionally scammed me to see me fall in, detestable, she's just a woman, if it was a man, no matter who he is, I'll definitely fight him, wu ~ Boss, I'm wronged ~"
"How preposterous!" I slammed the table in anger. "Brother, you don't have to be wronged. I'll help you beat it back and avenge you!"
"No way, boss, she's a woman!" Fang Zhen was stunned.
Li Qianqian coldly snorted: "Your boss is so anxious that he can even hit women, but Chu Ziwei has many suitors, don't piss off a hornet's nest."
"Hit my bro. No one is allowed. Boss, pay the bill." I dropped three hundred dollars.
Fang Zhen immediately chased after me and said: "Boss, we are men, we cannot hit women, why don't we forget about it."
"Then let's change to an even more ruthless move and get this over with." After settling the bill, I led the other two to chase after them.
Right at the school's gate, I stopped Chu Ziwei. "Stop, you want to leave after fighting against someone?"
"Who are you!" Five or six boys around him roared in anger. "Brat, hurry up and get lost! Are you looking for a beating?"
"You're looking for death, aren't you? You dare to block our Violet Myrtle's path? I'll see just how itchy your skin is. Be careful or else this school won't be able to survive!"
"F * ck your mother. That little brat over there, he told you not to show off. If you want to go to the hospital to recuperate, then tell me!"
I coldly snorted, "You don't have to scare people either. Chu Ziwei, are you going with me to the Public Security Bureau or are you waiting for me to call the police?"
"What?" Chu Ziwei laughed coldly: "What a joke, if you're willing to call the police, just report it, I'll wait for you."
"Fine, just wait here for me." I called the police.
Hey ~ Is this the police station of the provincial university? There's a female student who hit people after drinking and my friend's face, yes, this is a slap on the face, my brother's self-esteem has already been severely violated, moreover his head is spinning, and the most serious problem is, there are six men behind him, threatening us, please come quickly, we're at the school gate, the south gate.
110 called the police. The six guys who were clamoring were confused. Was this real?
Chu Ziwei, who was standing opposite him, was also getting anxious, "What are you guys doing? It's clearly you guys who are in the wrong and are insulting me from behind my back, talking bad about me."
I sneered, "A woman who has seen too many Korean dramas. If you have anything to say, you should just wait and tell the police."
Chu Ziwei snorted: "I never watch soft Korean dramas, men and women are the same."
"Is that so?" I seriously replied, "May I ask which country you are from? Our country doesn't allow us to casually hit people. Beating people is against the law. The violators will be detained for seven to fifteen days and they will be punished with 1000 yuan. Don't you know that?"
Chu Ziwei immediately became anxious, and even hit me on the chest with her fist: "I was born in this country, and grew up in this country, and am born and bred in this country, you are the person of other countries!"
I clutched my chest and said, "You reek of alcohol and beat people up whenever you want. You are just different from the women of my country."
"I just like to drink some wine and never get drunk, how about it?" Chu Ziwei tiptoed a bit and was taller than me.
"How is it, hmph ~ The police are here, you can ask them." I waved to the distance. There were always police on guard outside the school gates.