15. With Little Red's insistence, Little Red makes two tables of food and wine and sets them on the side of their courtyard. After the dishes are ready, Little Red washes her hands and brings them out.
Not to mention Little Fishy, even the ice guards protested. The youngest 19 went out to buy 2 firecrackers and set them off, the guards made the two of them drink a cup of wine under heaven before stopping, it was a pity that Little Red specifically bought 2 pots of Pear Blossom Pears and no one drank them. Little Red looked pleadingly at the back of her hand, and at 15 patted her hand.
"Can the groom sing a song and cook for everyone?" When Fishy saw that everyone started to eat, she wondered what had happened. He suggested.
Everyone stopped eating and looked at Xiaoyu, who rubbed her nose, "Isn't that good?"
Night Nine quietly pulled her sleeve, "What idea do you have? 15 can't sing."
"If you can't sing, you can learn. I can teach him." Little Fishy's eyes lit up as if she was advertising.
Nightmare was silent. She was going to teach him fifteen? It was unknown where Little Fishy had learned it, but there were many love songs. Night Nine had a sudden sense of anticipation, not knowing what singing 15 would be like.
"Alright."
The sudden loud cheers scared Fishy, causing her to roll her eyes. Why are these ice guards so slow like Zhao Ben Shan?
Everyone put down their chopsticks and stared eagerly at Xiaoyu. If they could take advantage of this opportunity to get Fifteen to start singing, that would be great.
"Let me do it." Little Red looked at the blushing face of Fifteen and helped him out.
"This song is sung by men for women." Little Fishy's eyes widened.
The ice guards looked at him and laughed in schadenfreude.
"Madam, please hurry up and teach us. We are all listening attentively." Six Jin replied impatiently.
"Why are you looking for me?" Even if you did, no woman would listen. " After saying so much, it was rare for her to even glare at him viciously.
"Fifteen, this is your mistake. Even if you can't sing to a woman with six pounds, you can still sing to a mare."
The guards roared with laughter.
When Xiao Hong heard this, she felt closer to him. The 'vulgarity' that these people occasionally revealed caused her to feel that she was closer to them than she originally was.
Although she didn't drink any alcohol, she felt a bit intoxicated. She laughed and said, "The wedding is only for three days, and it's not big or small. Fifteen, I'll sing a line and you can sing it again. The melody is very simple."
"Madam …" There was a pleading look in Fifteen's eyes, and Little Fishy pretended not to see it.
"Wife, Wife, I love you …" Little Fishy sang.
Everyone was stupefied. What was this lyrics? It was so creepy, and the way she looked at Fifteen was extremely ambiguous.
"Madam …"
"Does everyone think that I should sing it?" Small fish incite the masses.
"It should be sung." Everyone responded in unison, their voices resonating loudly.
"Fifteen, hurry up and sing, and teach your brothers how to trick beauties into coming home."
The darkest part was here. This big hat seemed as if if if he didn't sing, the brothers wouldn't be able to marry their wives.
Even the prince had spoken, so he couldn't not sing anymore. He vaguely followed up with a humph, but it was difficult to make out what he was saying.
Xiaoyu rolled her eyes. "Do you think you're the King of Zhou?" She continued to coax, "Did everyone hear you clearly? Do you want to try again?"
"Yes." Everyone laughed and replied loudly.
Little Fishy giggled as she looked at Fifteen. "Fifteen, just go with everyone."
Man, these words reminded everyone of Zhou Tian Wang's "Chrysanthemum Blossom Terrace". It was too ambiguous and too painful to bear, but luckily, no one paid any attention to it.
Fifteen gritted his teeth. Ai, the execution ground is only this much.
Little Fishy smiled and sang along with Fifteen. The Ice Guards were all overjoyed to hear him sing something about mice loving rice.
When the song was sung, several ice guards burrowed under the table.
Seeing that the atmosphere had changed, Little Fishy stopped teasing her. Everyone chatted and laughed, and Little Red sang another two songs. This time, Little Fishy's song was even more humorous.
It was undeniable that the singing of the ancient people was more melodious. Compared to the current people, who knew how many times better it sounded.
Little Fishy was listening intently, and when she felt someone tugging at her sleeve, she turned her head, only to see Nine Niu Mei blinking, "I'm going to be disrespectful."
Okay, Fishy looked at the elated crowd, then stood up and pushed Night Nine away.
Walking to where there was no one, Night Nine looked around to make sure there was no one there before quickly braking. The wheelchair had been modified by Little Fishy, so it also had the function of braking.
Xiaoyu said anxiously, "What's wrong? You can't hold it in anymore? "
Anyway, there was a fake mountain nearby, Little Fishy steeled her heart, intending to be a citizen without any morals, and untie Night Nine's pants as soon as she stepped forward.
Night Demon reached out her hand to stop her.
Fishy, half bent, looked up at him. "I'm not going out."
"It isn't?" Xiaoyu stood up straight and looked at him suspiciously.
Night Nine cleared her throat, "Wife and Wife, I love you, Amitabha bless you …"
Fishy smiled as she listened. This song wasn't too gaudy, it was actually very easy to sing. However, this was the first time she heard the song for both the 15th and the 9th Night. The first time it was sung, it was unavoidably out of tune, but it didn't affect the mood of the woman listening at all.
After she finished singing, Fishy opened her mouth and started singing, "Hubby Hubby, I love you …"
When they finally finished singing, the two of them looked at each other and smiled.
"Let's go back. After coming out for a long time, everyone should be worried again." Little Fishy meekly opened her mouth.
"Xiaoyu, I want to be rude now." Night Nine said with a bitter expression.
"Just hold it in, I'll push you over." When Fishy heard this, she hurriedly reached out her hand. Her stomach suddenly hurt and she couldn't help but let out a cry. She grabbed the back of the wheelchair and bent down.
"What's wrong with you? Little Yu, quickly speak. " Nine Night Demon anxiously turned around, but he couldn't see her. In a moment of desperation, he stood up and suddenly turned around, and a sharp pain came from the bottom of his foot. He leaned forward, and with one hand in the air, Little Fishy saw him, and she quickly took one of his hands, with the other hand on the back of the wheelchair.
"Quickly sit down, your feet are very weak right now." Xiaoyu gently said.
"You still haven't told me what happened to you?" Seeing the pale face of Little Fishy, Endless Night stubbornly asked with worry.
There was still a bean-sized bead of sweat on Fishy's forehead, and he reached out to wipe it off for her — with the hand they held tightly.