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Little Fishy tossed him a small mirror and said, "Take a look yourself. Your eyes are twinkling, your eyes are lustful, your lips are drooling, and your expression owes you a good beating."

Nezha moved his neck with great effort. He had gained a lot of weight in the past few days, it was difficult even for him to perform such simple movements. He comforted himself that he was still young.

Finally he turned his head. It was not as bad as his mother had said, just a little.

"It is really hard to imagine how someone as good as your father and I could have given birth to Jia Huan." Little Fishy shook her head and sighed.

The corner of Nezha's mouth twitched again.

Xiaoyu turned around and slapped his buttocks, "There's no need to pretend anymore. If you pretend, you'll become Yu Tian's father, Zhao Si, in < < Country Love > >."

The little Nezha was angry, "Isn't it all because of you, you stinking woman? What did you do to the flower bud of our motherland? You are clearly a good child, yet you are forcing yourself to do something like polio and epilepsy. Where are you guys okay? Why didn't I see it? "

Talking about little Nezha made him suffer great hatred.

Don't think that I've been fooling around since I was young. With your sickly body, you can say that the sperm he provides is also sickly. You say that you're a woman, not a bit feminine at all.

Xiaoyu couldn't even raise her head when she was lectured by her son. Was she that bad?

Even if you have transmigrated, you still have to be a bit of a righteous person. If you don't even say anything to a child, you will just say those words in an infuriating tone, so people will treat you like a child and not as a freak midget. the little fish muttered.

"Could it be that you'll be satisfied if you keep calling for your mother to hug you and for your baby to be hungry?" Like an idiot.

Xiaoyu nodded. As a child, wasn't this the case for others as well?

"I'm going to die from anger." Little Nezha waved his fists in the air. How could he have such an idiot mother? Did she not know that she was giving birth to a genius, using such mediocre standards to measure him?

"Forget it, you can't choose your parents, and neither can we choose anyone to be our child. I've lived for more than thirty years, and this is the first time I've ever been a mother. I feel very frustrated with your appearance." Little Fishy compromised.

Fortunately, although his parents were not that good, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and his looks were also very good. As long as he worked hard the day after tomorrow, he would definitely be able to become an elegant young master, unlike his previous life where he only focused on studying.

When little Nezha went to Bala, he felt that only the Tenth Prince had something to do with debauchery, but his mother had said that he was not unrestrained, but vulgar. What exactly did he look like?

Little Nezha asked.

"How should I put it? There is only one thing that cannot be explained." Little Fishy rested her chin on her hands.

If it goes too far, then it's vulgar and vulgar, and if it goes too light, then it will be effective in every way. You have to show admiration towards beautiful women, and not be like a pervert who only wants to pull beautiful women onto the bed. When you are on the bed, you have to be gentle and considerate, and you can't look at a woman's body while it's fat.

The first few lines little Nezha nodded his head repeatedly, but when he heard the last line, little Nezha couldn't help but look down on him, "The one who didn't want to drag a beauty to bed was a eunuch, how could he be that elegant and unrestrained?"

Little Fishy knocked on Little Nezha's head, "You're dumb just because you say it. You have to do it so that the beauties will think of ways to climb onto your bed. Is the scene of gently taking care of Luo Chang beautiful enough?"

"Oh." Nezha suddenly realized the difference.

"Then why don't you climb onto my bed …"

Xiaoyu went crazy, "I'm your mother."

"You even stripped me naked …"

Little Fishy gritted her teeth, "If you want to wear clothes stained with feces and urine, I'll definitely change them in the future."

"You even saw my body naked …"

Little Fishy suddenly carried Little Nezha and walked out.

"I saw yours too …" Nezha was in high spirits and didn't find anything amiss.

Little Fishy smiled sweetly at him and stuffed Lupa into his mouth. Then, she pushed open the door to the room where Xiao Hong was and left him. She then turned around and left.

How could he do that to him? He was just stating a fact, little Nezha reached out with difficulty and took out Lupa, Little Fishy was long gone.

"Stupid woman, I was just discussing with her about how to be elegant and unrestrained. Why did she just run away?"

He felt that what she said made sense, but he also felt that something wasn't right. He just wanted to discuss it with her.

Xiao Hong vaguely heard it and turned over. She vaguely said, "15 is a suave man."

Little Nezha rolled his eyes. He couldn't stand his coldness even as a man with 15 ice cubes. How could a woman endure that? Only Xiao Hong, who is a lover, would use it in the eyes of others.

What is it like to be elegant? Little Nezha began to think about the first problem of his life. The TV shows he had watched told him that Liang Shan Bo was dull and Ma Wen was elegant and elegant; Guo Jing was stupid and Ouyang Ke was elegant and refined; Yong Zheng was unromantic and Qian Long was elegant and elegant.

"In short, an elegant person must have good looks, a good family background, and a lot of women." He had the first two, but now, all he was missing was a lot of women.

The little Nezha planned to start his elegant development plan tomorrow. He definitely had to become the most elegant person in the world.

"However, it seems that only by stealing someone else's fiancee can it be called outstanding and elegant." The little Nezha muttered.

Little Fishy wasn't in front of him. If she was in front of him, she would definitely pat her thigh and say that little Nezha finally found the essence of it. Originally, it was his, but it was taken away by someone else.

The more Nezha thought about it, the more pleased he became. He decided to tell Little Fishy his thoughts the moment he saw her.

He really did it. Xiaoyu looked at him strangely and said slowly, "As far as I know, these people didn't steal the wives of others."

Didn't you get it? The little Nezha thought back carefully, it didn't seem to have any.

"Moreover, based on your theory, it's more like Siemenqing. It's specifically to hook up with someone else's wife for fun. That's lewdness."

"Ah!" Although he had a lot of wives, he didn't want to be a part of it.