Life in the Valley of the Evildoers was not interesting. The only few women were already famous, so every year, there would be a few that would be chased out of the valley and wouldn't be allowed to return without bringing back their women.
After crafting explosives for the benefit of everyone, he successfully removed Nezha, the hat he hated the most, and changed his name to Flowerless Night. Although the name sounded a little uncomfortable, it always reminded him of that arrogant island nation. However, in general, he was quite satisfied.
In this paradise, men's farming and women's weaving was indescribably wonderful.
The mountains were in good shape and the air was good, but they lacked much pleasure. The little fish that had been raised as Lady of the Valley of the Evil People had been very strict with him, saying that the horses should not destroy the ecology of nature, that explosives and the like should not appear in this world.
What a bore. Since he shouldn't have appeared, then why did the heavens want him to teleport over?
Little Fishy hugged him and gave him a kiss, "You are mother's precious baby. One day in a certain month, you used a pack of explosives to make a mushroom cloud. The fragrance of the mushroom cloud can't even be compared to you. You are the only one in my heart."
"Stop." Night Flower only felt goosebumps all over his body as if he was standing in front of a guard of honor. He looked straight at Little Fishy, full of respect.
Do you have to be so exaggerated?
"Be good, you should know the dangers of these things better than anyone. Do not use them again." Fishy pinched his cheek.
He had wanted Little Fishy to give him a sum of money and make him a research lab. It seemed that he had failed.
I don't know if the Feng Shui of the Scoundrel Valley was overcast or not. Twelfth Uncle, Sixteenth Uncle, and many other uncles who were kicked out all gave birth to girls. Night Flower looked at all the little girls and his heart finally settled down.
He was the only boy in the valley. When they grew up, they would be the three palaces and six courtyards of his imperial harem, and it would be very interesting to see the women fighting over him.
It had to be said that the blood of Night Flower contained a tyrannical factor.
"Flowerless, my kite is hanging on a tree." Uncle Fifteen's Precious Channel shook his arm pleadingly.
"If you promise to grow up and sit on my wife, I'll help you get her down." Flawless Deception.
Bao Luo bit his thumb, tilted his head and looked at Hua Wuzui, "Then help me make a kite."
"Alright."
"Hook up."
Two chubby little hands pulled together.
"Hua Wuque, can you help me comb my little braids?" The jade of the sixteen clans once again stuck to him.
Hua Wuzui frowned. This little tramp was so wild that it made him completely dirty all day. He really couldn't stand watching her wash her face and tie her hair up. Who knew that she would stick to him?
Well, it's been a long time and it's boring.
He combed Bi Yu's hair into a bun because he felt that the little girl was especially adorable when she combed the bun.
"Flowerless, I've grown up. Will you marry me?"
The jade eyes were sparkling.
Night Flower was delighted when he heard this. "Sure."
After hearing that, Bao Luo became displeased, "Hua Wuque, didn't you say you want me to be your wife?"
"Yes, the older ones will be the wife, and the younger ones will be the bride."
"What about me? What about me?" A few girls gathered around.
"All of you should look a bit more beautiful. When the time comes, you will all be my wives." Night Flower's eyes were filled with stars. His aunts were beautiful like the moon and the moon, and his uncles were pretty good as well. These girls would definitely grow up to be beauties and love each other.
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"Flowerless, you're being lazy again." The little fish came out of her laboratory, vanished without a trace, and with a turn of her head she knew that he must have gone to poison the pure hearts of the little girls again.
Angry, she stepped forward, carrying the flower, and went to find Ninefire.
How many times had she told him that she had to spend all her time learning how to read the minds of the great scholars? She didn't want her son to turn his back on society.
"Flowerless, let me warn you, a rabbit doesn't eat grass by the side of its nest." Little Yu gritted her teeth as she spoke.
"Wrong, I got it first." Hua Wuju corrected him with a serious expression.
"You …" Little Fishy was infuriated.
"Anyway, puppy love is wrong."
"It's better to strike first, and suffer later." Flawless Flower opened his folding fan and fanned it in a flirtatious manner.
"You are destroying the seedlings of your motherland." Little Fishy grabbed the folding fan and closed it, then knocked it on his head.
"Education has to be taught from a young age." Flawless held his head.
"What did your father give you?" Little Fishy sighed.
Hua Wuque corrected him, "This is an experience that I have accumulated for two lifetimes."
Little Fishy was truly powerless, seriously looking at Flowerless, "You have lived two lifetimes, can't you do something big?"
"Do you think I don't want to? No matter what, I'm still the current emperor's grandson. If you're willing to give me the funds, I'll go to the border and become a great general. I'll build a meritorious service and become your marquis, and if you're happy, I'll even be your empress dowager."
Little Fishy's face had turned into a bitter melon. How unfortunate she would be if she gave birth to such a monster.
"Forget it, you should just continue with your horse." She weakly waved her hand. She and Ye Jiumei were so far apart from each other, so how could such an ambitious child be born?
Seeing Flowerless happily pouncing towards the flowers, Little Fishy's face was filled with sorrow.
"Xiaoyu, what are you thinking about?" Endless Night leisurely walked over.
It had been eight years. His frail body had long ago become exceedingly robust and robust.
"I'm a bit worried about the unblemished flowers." Xiaoyu frowned slightly.
"Descendants naturally have their own blessings." Night Nine held the little fish, smelling the fragrance in her hair, and his heart skipped a beat.
"Xiaoyu, at the age of fifteen, we already have two daughters. We can only flower one. Aren't we too lonely?" Night Nine's lips intentionally or unintentionally flew past the little fish's ear.
Little Fishy's ears were the most sensitive. Sensing the hot air exhaled by Night Nine, she smiled and moved to the side.
"Where do you want to hide from me?"
Halfway through her run, Hua Wuquan turned around to look at his flirting parents. The young lord shook his head as if to say, "Sigh, only the officials of Xuanzhou are allowed to set a fire. You're not allowed to light a lantern."
You said they didn't allow him to fall in love so at least they should avoid him. Contamination of the pure hearts of their youth.
"Flowerless." Seeing him return, the girls surrounded him happily.
"Flowerless, tell us a story."
The story of the flowers was much more interesting than what his parents had told him.
Hua Wuzui rolled his eyes. "Then tell me the story of seven men dragging a girl into the forest."
Little Mei covered her mouth, "Are those seven good people and bad people?" What are you doing dragging girls into the woods? "
"Do you want to hear it?" Flowerless was still selling off his secrets.
The girls surrounded him eagerly, waiting for him to explain.
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Finally, she finished telling the story of Snow White. Looking at the girls around her who had no reaction, Flowerless was a little discouraged. All of them were too pure and innocent.
"Wow. The prince is a scoundrel. "
"That's right. While Princess Snow White is asleep, I should eat the apple in her mouth secretly."
"You've taken a fancy to the beauty of Snow White and actually shamelessly want to snatch her back home to be your concubine."
"Hey …" Flowerless was speechless. Were they really children? Shouldn't they feel that this story was very sad and beautiful?
"One two three four five six seven." Dong'er counted carefully.
"Dong'er, what are you counting?" Yun'er asked.
"Why, we happen to be seven?" Dong'er asked as she wracked her brain.
"Who said that there are eight of us?" Qing Qing said.
"Girls, I mean." Dong'er explained.
"Alright, Flower Blossom, you actually dare to call us Dwarfs?" Bao Luo woke up.
"No, I didn't." Hua Wuque's facial expression changed drastically. He had only stolen the foreign children's fairy tales. His mind was preoccupied with important matters, so how could he possibly have nothing better to do?
"Kids, grab him! Don't let him get away!" At the command of the jade, the girl surrounded the flower.
Jadeite put her hands on her waist and proudly said, "I told you, we are dwarfs. Little ones, drag him into the forest."
Hua Wuque wanted to cry, but no tears came out. If it wasn't for the fact that he wanted to kidnap his wife, why would he volunteer to watch over these children everyday? His head was used to save the world, not to be a preschool teacher.
Seeing that it was already late at night and Hua Wuzui hadn't returned yet, Little Fishy and her husband couldn't help but feel a little worried. They went out to look for him.
Although there weren't any large wild beasts in the valley, there were still some small poisonous creatures. Although all the little fishes in the children's bodies had been given anti-demonic medicine, who knew if the children would run away when they went crazy?
When he found the flower, he squatted in the grass and said nothing.
As Night Nine looked at his ragged clothes, his heart sank. Could it be that there were bad people in the valley?
It was not his fault that he was worried. Recently, when he went out of the valley to purchase some stuff, he brought back a piece of news. He said that many boys in the town had disappeared recently.
"Flowerless, what happened to you?" Xiaoyu looked at her son's battered appearance and prepared for the worst.
Flowerless slowly raised his head. His originally combed smooth hair was let down, a grass wreath hanging crookedly over it. On his small face, there was a red mark that could be seen.
Seeing Night Nine and Little Fish, he wailed, "My first kiss was taken away."
The two of them were stunned. They looked at each other.
Little Fishy walked forward and embraced Flowerless. She gently patted her back and gently said, "Flowerless, a man doesn't shed tears easily."
Hua Wuzui did not want to cry, such a disrespectful action seemed like it was him who did it. However, since they were already clear on the matter, he could only express his anger with pain when they refused to let him speak of it. This habit of his would be very difficult to change once he had gotten used to it.
"Hua Wuque, what's going on?" Seeing her son in such a sorry state, Night Nine slightly frowned.
Hua Wuquan choked with emotion as he recounted what had happened. It turned out that the little girls had carried him into the forest, gathered flowers, and made a garland for him to wear on his head. They had ruffled his hair and made him play Snow White.