C*m Dump Goddess (Konosuba)

C*m Dump Goddess (Konosuba)

A/N: Cum Dump Goddess was a one-shot commission originally written in May of 2018. Posting it now for readers to enjoy!

Summary: Aqua has finally found a way to pay her tab at the tavern on the regular. And everyone is left happier for it.

Themes: Gangbang, Cum Dump, Fucked Silly, Bestiality

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As Kazuma steps up to the entrance of a by-now-familiar alley, he watches a dog trot out. The mutt barely spares him a single glance, though from the way his tail is wagging and his tongue is out as he pants... Kazuma isn't exactly surprised when he looks into the alley and finds what the damn beast is leaving behind.

A derisive snort leaves the young man's nose as he makes his way deeper into the alley, taking his time and moving at a casual, sedate pace. There's no need to rush, after all. His ultimate destination certainly isn't going anywhere. Finally coming to a stop, Kazuma looks down at Aqua and just shakes his head as he grins ruefully.

Aqua lays there, face down and ass up in her own puke, cum dripping from her cunt from the dog that had just finished with her. Her dress and her stockings are ripped and torn in some places, but mostly intact... that doesn't mean they'll be salvageable though, given the sheer amount of stains across her clothing.

But then, this isn't really anything new to him. This had been the status quo for months now, ever since the tavern that this alley happened to be up against had gotten sick and tired of the stupid goddess refusing to pay her tab. Of course, the fact that Aqua kept going back to said tavern, regardless of what they kept doing to her, set Kazuma's mind at ease regarding things like consent.

Chuckling darkly, Kazuma looks upon what Aqua has once again made of herself.

"You really are a shitty goddess. But I suppose you make an excellent cum dump. C'mon, you stupid bimbo. Let's get you home."

Why he remained friends with such a waste of space, Kazuma couldn't have said. He had plenty of pussy from the women with him that weren't irredeemable gangbang sluts. But eh, he and Aqua shared a special kind of bond. They didn't have to fuck to remain friends, in the end. That didn't make her any less disgusting though. Honestly, he wasn't sure what those patrons at the tavern even saw in the drunken excuse for a goddess...

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"I... am a goddessh! ... hic!"

No one pays her words much mine. Most of the tavern goers are more focused on her party tricks, as she makes sparkles fly and the like. Aqua had become a fixture at the tavern of late, getting drunk every night as she happily pranced this way and that. The way she moved without a care for propriety or anything like that left many men catching glimpses of her panties or staring at her tits as they bounced and jiggled within her top in quite the mesmerizing pattern.

But that wasn't what the regulars of the tavern were focused on. Nor were they looking at Aqua's magic. Instead, those men who knew exactly what had been happening here near-nightly for the last few weeks stared at Aqua's mug instead, watching as it slowly grew emptier and emptier. The drunken blue-haired girl grabbed it up again after finishing her latest trick and downed the rest before letting out a high-pitched whine upon finding it empty again.

Stumbling over to the bar, Aqua doesn't notice or doesn't care when half the tavern leans forward in anticipation. The man behind the counter turns to face her just as she reaches the bar and drapes herself over it, holding out her empty glass.

"Bartender! I'm out! Pour me another!"

Looking at her without mercy in his eyes, the bartender grabs a dirty cup and begins to clean it.

"Pay up first."

Aqua scoffs at that.

"Put it on my tab!"

Anticipation fills the air, and all of the tavern's patrons lean forward a bit more at that. The bartender seems as completely apathetic as ever, even as he shakes his head back and forth.

"Tab's too high. Time for you to pay it off before I can pour you anymore."

Aqua gapes at that.

"W-Well how high is it?!"

Not that it matters. Everyone in the tavern knows Aqua can't pay. She doesn't have any money, she never does. All the same, the bartender looks her dead in the eye and names a sum that would make any single patron in the tavern blanch in terror. Aqua's eyes go wide as well, and she gapes even longer for a few moments, before suddenly turning around, a wide drunken smile on her rosy-cheeked face.

"Any guy who helps pay off my tab can fuck me however they like!"

Some of the tavern's newcomers blink in surprise at that, but the general response from the place is a cheer as men lift their mugs in Aqua's direction, before swiftly beginning to rise from their seats. Behind the self-proclaimed 'goddess', the bartender finally cracks a grin, even as Aqua places her empty mug on the counter and he pours her another drink.

Downing it right before the first of the men reach her, Aqua giggles drunkenly as she's pawed at and manhandled.

"Rejoice, for you are the rare few who get to play with a godde-mmph!"

A tongue down her throat shuts her up quite nicely as the first patron to reach her kisses her deeply and grabs at her tits. Aqua moans into his mouth and happily kisses him back, even as she writhes in his grip and the grip of all the other men crowding around her. For a time, molestation is all that happens, like a twisted form of foreplay before Aqua and the group about to gangbang her get down to the actual deed itself.

Not that any of them imagine themselves as the 'rare few'. The tavern is packed to the bursting tonight, as it has been every night for weeks now. Aqua... Aqua has become little more than a tavern party favor, to go along with the silly little party tricks she always insists on performing. Her drunken claims to godhood don't even faze the tavern goers anymore and talk of just how much of a slutty little whore she is has spread throughout the city.

Aqua has become quite popular, and tonight's crowd is the biggest she's ever had to face. In no time at all, the men insist on moving onto the next part of the whole thing. There's not enough of Aqua's sexy petite form to go around after all, and those in the back are quite pushy to those up close. Soon enough, Aqua finds herself on her knees, surrounded by cocks.

"Well, you win again Aqua."

"That'sh right! It'sh because I'm a goddessh, you know?! I'm the best cum-drinker in thish here town and don't you forget it!"

Luna giggles tipsily and bobs her head up and down in agreement.

"Don't worry Aqua, I won't. I suppose now you'll want your prize?"

Aqua's eyes light up at that, and she stands, nodding energetically.

"Yesh! Yesh, give me my prize!"

Standing a bit slower, Luna smiles and spreads her arms wide.

"Very well then! Boys! Give Aqua her prize!"

And just like that, the drunken self-proclaimed goddess is once again grabbed at as the men crowd in. After all, Aqua's prize for winning the cum chugging contest is the same every time... it's another gangbang! Luna snickers as the blue-haired girl falls right back into taking dicks in all of her holes. The blonde looks up as a pair of hands reach down and grope at her naked tits, and she smiles lustfully as she finds one of her favorites smiling back down at her.

She might not have been a total gangbang whore like Aqua, but that didn't mean Luna wasn't going to enjoy herself immensely all the same.

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By the night's end and the next day's beginning, the tavern has cleared out somewhat, and the men have mostly tired of Aqua. Cleaning her up becomes less and less effective every time they do it, the buckets of water and the bottles of wine just not managing as well as the gunk of her repeated creampies and facials and more add up.

When all is said and done, Aqua is a sticky and glazed mess. One eye is all but sealed shut from some white-hot ejaculate, and the last few dozen loads of the night spill out from between her legs as if she's using her Beauties of Nature skill. Staggering out the back door of the tavern, since the bartender had long made it clear he wouldn't tolerate a mess right outside the front, Aqua barely makes it into the alley behind the tavern before doubling over.

Cum outright hoses out of Aqua's mouth and onto the cobblestone beneath her, along with much of the booze that the tavern goers had plied her with all night long. The blue-haired goddess' eyes roll up in her head, and she falls forward as she passes out face down in it snoring. Though, before she can fully fall unconscious, a bestial whine hits her ears.

Aqua is too tired to resist as the stray dog that had been making the alley his home wakes to find a wet and ready cunt sticking up in the air, just waiting for it. Mounting her from behind, the mutt completes the cum dump goddess' humiliation as his tapered doggy dick slams home into her creampied cunt again and again and again.

Back in the tavern, a tipsy Luna lets out a lewd moan as she's fingered from behind. The blonde sits on one of the bar stools while a male patron sits beside her, his digits pumping in and out of her needy, wet cunt as she positions herself in such a way that her pussy is hanging off the back of the bar stool, giving him plenty of room to fingerbang her into oblivion.

On the other side of the bar, the bartender cleans some glasses, enjoying the look of pure bliss on Luna's blushing face as he takes in the sight of his messy bar and chuckles ruefully. The clean up might not be worth it, if it weren't for the sheer amount of revenue he'd generated over the course of the night thanks to Aqua. But then, his safe was nice and full of coin, practically bursting with it. So in the end, he was satisfied.

He had more than enough extra money to hire a few ruffians to clean up the place in preparation for the next night of debauchery and depravity. A giggle from Luna suddenly draws the bartender's attention, and he finds the tipsy blonde looking at him with a mirthful smile.

"D-Does... ooh, does she know?"

The bartender lifts a brow at that, though he catches on to what Luna is asking immediately. Luna just giggles some more at the lifted brow, even as she wiggles on the fingers of the man thrusting his digits up into her tight little cunt.

"Does, mm, Aqua know that she hasn't had an, ooh, tab in weeks?"

For a moment, the bartender pauses. Then, he laughs and shakes his head.

"Ya know what? I'm not entirely sure. I definitely ain't going to tell her. I'd lose half my patrons if she stopped offering up her body to the crowd every other night! But I figure there's a fifty-fifty chance she knows anyway, and just does this to get laid. Seems like something that cum dump whore of a 'goddess' would do."

Luna giggles and nods her agreement, before sliding her way off her bar stool, only to lay down across it as she puts herself into a ninety-degree angle. The male patron who's been working so hard to get her off groans as she takes his thick cock into her mouth. A moment later, the bartender comes out from behind the bar and lines his own hard cock up with the sexy blonde receptionist's ready and waiting cunt, taking the unspoken invitation for what it is as he thrusts into her and begins to fuck her right then and there.

As the trio get down to enjoying themselves inside the tavern, outside a passed out Aqua is still taking doggy dick to the absolute root inside of her already abused little cunt. The mutt pounds his knot right into the unconscious goddess and fills her with yet another large load of cum in an already well-seeded womb.

Knowing better than to tie itself down in any place within the city for too long, the dog foregoes its usual instincts and doesn't actually knot Aqua, instead pulling back as it finishes cumming, spraying the last of its bestial seed across her upturned butt cheeks. Then, it turns and begins to trot away, tail wagging and tongue lulling out of its muzzle, a satisfied glint in its eye.

The mutt passes by a male two-legger as it departs, but it doesn't pay him any mind. It's had it's fun. Just like everyone else.

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