Taking Care of Rent (Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid)

Taking Care of Rent (Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid)

A/N: Taking Care of Rent was a commissioned one shot originally written back in November of 2020. Posting it up here and now for people to enjoy!

Summary: In which Kobayashi has to do whatever it takes in order to convince her landlord not to throw her out because of all the missed rent and noise complaints. Surprisingly, 'whatever it takes' isn't half-bad.

Themes: Rough Sex, Fucked Silly, Breeding

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The sudden knock on the door sends a jolt through Kobayashi, and she trembles for a moment before standing up. A quick glance in a mirror shows that her preparations are still in place. She wasn't... the young bespectacled red head really wasn't used to dolling herself up. As a computer programmer with 'dead eyes' and a flat chest and an all around boyish physique that she'd never quite managed to grow out of, she didn't usually have much reason to... well, to make herself look good.

Today was different though. Today was important. And given just how sharp, loud, and confident that knocking had bee, Kobayashi knew that the man she'd been waiting for was currently at her door. Without further ado, the red head hurries over to the door, practically scuttling over. She quickly unlocks and opens it, biting her lower lip as she meets the imperious gaze of the man waiting on the other side.

"M-Mr. Landlord, sir... p-please, come in."

He towers over her by at least a foot, and while he's not like a bodybuilder or anything like that, his muscled physique is quite obvious beneath his tight shirt. For a woman like Kobayashi who has always had a fetish for beefcakes, he's certainly quite the eye candy. But given why he's here today and what they're meeting about, that's probably not something she should be wasting thoughts on.

As he steps past her, eyes trailing across the apartment he's renting to her, Kobayashi carefully closes and locks her front door behind her. Normally, she left it unlocked. This allowed for a certain couple of freeloading, irritating dragon girls to come and go as they pleased. But given how much effort she'd put into making sure they both would be out for the day; Kobayashi did NOT want either of them coming home early.

She hoped that locking the door would make it obvious that they weren't currently welcome right now. After all, this meeting was about them and their antics. Kobayashi was doing this specifically so that they might be able to still come around, and in Tohru's case, keep on living with her!

"Hmph, just you today?"

Flushing at the reminder that her landlord knew all about her unauthorized roommate, Kobayashi shifts and squirms a little bit as she follows his path deeper into her apartment.

"Y-Yep! Just me... um, can I get you anything? Something to drink, or a snack?"

Moving over to the couch, that's where he chooses to sit down. To be fair, her armchair isn't exactly made for someone his size. Sitting in the middle of the couch, spreading his arms wide over the back of it, he hums for a moment in thought.

"What do you have to drink?"

"O-Oh, well, I could... I could make tea, or we have milk, or lemonade, or-!"

"I'll take a glass of lemonade."

Cut off, Kobayashi just bows at the waist in respect towards her landlord as she hurries over to the kitchen and gets him the lemonade. She thinks just maybe that she feels his eyes on her ass as she goes... which would be pretty weird, given she's flat as a board on BOTH sides. As far as the petite red head is concerned, she's NOT attractive. But then... she was banking on the impossibility that for some reason the landlord did find her attractive, wasn't she? That was why she was wearing a snug pair of jeans that hugged what little ass she had, and a sunshine-yellow tank top that exposed a lot more skin then she was used to.

That was also one of the reasons she HADN'T tried to include either Tohru or Lucoa in this scheme of hers. It was all based on a bit of advice that she'd received a while back from one of her former neighbors. Well, as much as one could glean advice from what could only be construed as an insult, but hey, Kobayashi was a computer programmer, she was great at finding kernels of wisdom in utter messes!

Basically, this old hag who'd lived down the hall from her had pondered quite loudly and quite viciously within Kobayashi's hearing what sort of sexual favors she was doing for their landlord, in order to get away with all the noise complaints she HAD to be accruing. When Kobayashi had confronted the bitch in a rare fit of self-confidence and standing up for herself, she'd been dryly informed that she was actually the landlord's type. He LIKED them flat and petite and altogether small, apparently.

So now that Kobayashi had received a formal notice of inspection with a potential eviction coming down the line thanks to too many missed months of rent and a veritable laundry list of noise complaints, she knew she had to pull out all the stops if she wanted to keep living where she was living. It was really that simple.

Coming back to where her landlord was sitting, she carefully places the glass of lemonade down on the coffee table in front of him, before sitting down in the small armchair across the way.

"H-Here you are. I uh, please let me know if there's anything wrong with it!"

Lifting an eyebrow at her insecure amendment, her landlord nevertheless reaches out and takes the glass, lifting it up to his lips and enjoying a long drink. When he's done, he smacks his lips and gives her a carefree grin.

"Deliciously sweet lemonade hand-delivered by a beautiful young woman. Nothing wrong with that."

Kobayashi's eyes widen, and she knows she turns as red as a tomato as she squirms nervously in her seat, blushing profusely.

"A-Ah... t-thank you, sir..."

He hums and drinks some more of the lemonade, already through with over half the glass by the time he puts it down and looks to her more seriously.

"You understand why the current state of things can't go on, right sweet heart? Look, I was willing to overlook the noise complaints at first. Honestly, after years of having you as one of my quietest tenants, I was surprised by them and effectively wrote them off, initially. But now... hm, now we have both noise complaints and missed rent to consider. Things as they are, I'm not quite sure can justify keeping you around, at this point."

Her worst fears made manifest. Licking her lips, Kobayashi puts every ounce of the charm she was pretty sure didn't exist into leaning forward, giving her landlord a peek down the front of her loose sunshine yellow tank top as she does so, allowing him to see the fact that she's not wearing a bra. It's a particularly ham-fisted attempt at seduction, but it's not like Kobayashi knows anything more subtle or advanced in that particular arena.

"You did say full access, isn't that right? And full access means..."

Blushing up a storm, Kobayashi can't help herself. Maybe it's a bad idea... but in the end, she doesn't care. Nodding her head, she agrees with him fully.

"Y-Yes sir... full access m-means full access..."

The way his grin widens, and his eyes light up leaves Kobayashi panting for breath, her nonexistent chest heaving as he begins to pick up the pace and fuck her even harder. In the midst of doing so, a thought DOES hit her however, and she reaches up to place a hand on his chest. Not to push him away, she couldn't even if she wanted to, but to get his attention.

"Y-You would take responsibility, r-right Mr. Landlord?"

This time its his turn to blink down at her, and then he laughs.

"Of course! In fact, I'm taking responsibility right now. Since you're going to be my girl, Kobayashi... you can call me Haru."

A-Ah, her landlord's name. Technically, she'd probably already known it, but it would have been disrespectful to call him by it, and honestly, she hadn't remembered it anyways all this time. But now there it was.

"Alright then, Mr. Haru, sir..."

Rolling his eyes in good humor, Haru just continues fucking her, and after a few more thrusts, he's cumming inside of her. Kobayashi lets out a wanton moan at that, shuddering and shaking beneath him as she experiences one final explosive orgasm. He's cumming inside of her, no doubt breeding her... and she's not doing anything to stop him.

Maybe because she doesn't want to stop him. Maybe because for once in her life, she has a promise that someone is going to take care of her. After taking care of Tohru for so long, it feels good to know that she was going to be taken care of in turn. As she comes down from her post-coitus bliss, Haru is still over her, panting a little bit too but looking no worse for wear.

And then he starts moving again, and Kobayashi suddenly gets an idea of just how... insatiable her new lover and the father of her eventual baby is going to be.

"W-Wait!"

Blinking, he slows to a stop, looking down at her curiously.

"I-if we're going to keep this up... we should probably move to your place. I can't... I can't promise my roommates won't show up later on..."

He hums at that, before ultimately blinking and nodding, getting up after her. They get dressed at the same time, as fast as possible, and then head over to his apartment, which of course is also in the building. Kobayashi makes sure to leave a note for Tohru before she goes, NOT telling the dragon where she's gone, but letting her know that she'll be fine and back... eventually.

Once they're back to his place, it's not long before they're back at it again, with Kobayashi riding him this time, bouncing up and down on his lap. THAT'S when she places the call to her work, feeling exceptionally naughty while doing so, gasping and moaning and bouncing up and down on her lover's big fat dick when the person on the other line picks up.

"Jigokumeguri System Engineering speaking. How may I help you today?"

"Y-yes, hello, this is... this is Kobayashi. I, um... I'm calling out sick for t-tomorrow!"

"Oh my, you sound absolutely dreadful my dear. I'll make sure the right people know."

Looking down at her landlord's grinning face as Haru grips her tightly by the hips and insistently bounces her up and down on his cock, Kobayashi has an incredibly perverse thought and just... can't resist implementing it.

"Y-Yeah, thanks... and, um, I m-may be requesting maternity leave in a f-few months."

"W-What?!"

Kobayashi hurriedly hangs up after that, blushing profusely but grinning from ear to ear at the same time. Okay, so yeah, she probably just gave away the fact that she was getting fucked rather than actually sick. But she was one of the company's best programmers... they'd probably overlook it and forgive her for one lapse in judgement.

And if they didn't... then Haru, her beloved landlord, would always be there to catch her if she fell...

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