Kiss My Ash (Pokemon)

Kiss My Ash (Pokemon)

A/N: Kiss My Ash! was a Patreon Poll Winner one-shot originally written in May of 2018 and posted to HF back in August of 2021. Posting it up here and now for people to enjoy!

Summary: An all female Team Rocket, Jessie and Jamie, decide to try and get to Ash's Pikachu through his dick rather than other means.

Themes: Threesome, Fucked Silly, Dom/Sub

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Two beautiful women dressed in skimpy white and black clothing stare, gobsmacked at what they've just seen.

"T-That... that Pikachu..."

"I know! How is it possible?!"

"What?! What is it?!"

Beneath the two, a talking Meowth is trying and very nearly failing to hold both women up on his shoulders. The whole scene is a bit hilarious, given the size disparity between the Pokémon and the humans. Of course, it's not at all hilarious for Meowth. But his trainers have demanded that he hold them up, so that they can peer through the small slated window that's just a foot or two higher than their own height.

He's been holding them up like this for a half hour now, unable to see any of the action going on within the Pewter City Gym.

"Shut up Meowth! Can't you see Jamie and I are talking?!"

"Yeah! Don't interrupt Jessie and I again!"

The two female Rocket members turn to each other with stars in their eyes and their hands clasped together in front of them. One has long flowing red hair, while the other has purple locks cut short. But they're both very much female.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Jesse?!"

"I bet I am! A Pikachu that can beat an Onyx... that would definitely be a steal! Now we KNOW how strong it is! We've gotta get that Pokémon from that damn brat!"

"Yes... but we can't just go in guns blazing like we did in Viridian City. Obviously, that just won't work. That damn Pikachu is just too strong."

"So then... we go through the trainer instead? He's the weakness. If we can convince him to give up his Pikachu, then maybe..."

"Now you're on my level, Jamie! Oooh, this is going to go so well!"

Beneath them, Meowth frowns suspiciously, not quite following along with the conversation as well as the two female Team Rocket members seemed to be.

"What... what's going to go so well?! Hey, I'm a member of this team too ya know! What's the deal?! What's the plan?!"

Jamie and Jesse glance down at Meowth, still struggling to hold them up despite the fact that they'd not been looking into the window for several minutes now. Giving each other a shrug, the two humans hop off of Meowth's arms and then strike a pose, back to back as they look down at the talking Pokémon.

"We won't be needing your assistance for this mission, Meowth. Go make sure the hot air balloon is well-guarded until we're ready to leave!"

Meowth gapes at that.

"I... bu... what?!"

"You heard Jesse! Get out of here you dumb cat! This isn't a fight for Pokémon, not any longer! We're going to use our feminine wiles to win the day instead!"

The Pokémon's eyes are wide as Jesse and Jamie proceed to turn around and run off. He slowly mouths the words 'feminine wiles' under his breath, as if he just can't believe it. Then, he heads for the hot air balloon. Might as well get it ready for when they would be inevitably blasting off again...

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Beating Brock and earning his boulder badge had been one of the greatest feelings of Ash's young life. All the same, his training with Pikachu and all that had really exhausted him! To say nothing of what pushing himself so far past his limits had done to Pikachu. As such, they were spending the night in the Pewter City Pokémon Center. Separated, unfortunately, but Ash wouldn't deny Pikachu healing just so he could be close to him.

Regardless, Ash was just starting to get to sleep, the sun having long since fallen, when the door to his private room at the Center opened up. Blinking blearily, Ash rubbed at his eyes as he sat up in his bed, trying to take in the view before him. The figures standing in the door were silhouetted by the light out in the hall, and they seemed to be striking poses.

"Prepare for trouble!"

"And make it double!"

Ash immediately groans as he swings the covers off of himself and gets out of the bed, cutting off their little chant.

"A-Ah, it feels s-so goooood..."

"That's right! You like that, don't you?!"

"More where that came from!"

Both of the Rocket girls were really into things now, wide smiles on their faces, stars in their eyes as they licked and slurped and sucked at Ash's cock. He couldn't do much beyond agree with them at this point, giving an 'Uh huh' as he enjoyed their ministrations immensely. This was great... he wanted more. He wanted so much more.

But he was also just a young man, with a young man's endurance. Having two gorgeous babes working on him at once... Ash let out a shout as he felt something building within him suddenly erupt like a volcano. He hadn't known it was coming, but when it arrived, Ash could do nothing but go along for the ride. Jamie and Jesse on the other hand, they just ended up coated in cum.

Neither woman was prepared for the absolutely massive geyser of seed that spurted out of Ash's bitch-breaker. Neither woman was expecting him to ejaculate buckets of cum all over their faces, their hair, their tops. They both end up thoroughly plastered in his sticky ejaculate as he finishes all over them. Jamie, with her mouth open at the time, gets some of it down her throat, swallowing instinctively to keep from choking.

Her eyes go wide, lighting up as she lets out a delighted moan.

"J-Jesse!"

Jesse, being a bit more shell-shocked then her partner, shudders beneath the sticky mess.

"Y-Yes Jamie?"

"It tastes delicious!"

"Huh? Mmph!"

Sticking coated fingers into Jesse's mouth, Jamie forces her comrade to try out Ash's cum. Like her, Jesse is forced to swallow a bit... and then her eyes go wide as she realizes that Jamie is right. It IS delicious. The next few minutes are a frenzy of slurping and licking of a different kind as the two women fall upon one another in an effort to get as much of Ash's seed in their mouths as they can.

Blinking dumbly, Ash just watches this for a time, scratching the back of his head. Except... the sight is just too hot. His dick is still throbbing hard, almost painfully so.

"U-Um... it hurts..."

His voice tears the Team Rocket members from their task, and they both turn with wide eyes as they realize he's still erect. From there, it's a race to see who can get his cock inside of them first. Jesse and Jamie hop to their feet as they drag their ruined Team Rocket uniforms off of their bodies, stripping naked in no time at all. Neither is feeling any particular loyalty to that organization at this point anyways.

Ash blinks as he finds two beautiful behinds hovering on either side of him. Standing up, Ash turns to regard Jesse and Jamie as they eagerly present themselves to him. Looking back over their shoulders, the two grin lewdly.

"Go on then Ash! Satisfy yourself on our holes!"

Of course, they really just wanted to be fucked by that big fat cock he was wielding. It wasn't about making Ash happy... hell, it wasn't even about seducing his Pikachu from him anymore. Jesse and Jamie were actually, honestly ready to give up on their lives of crime in that moment. All of it... NONE of it was important anymore. All that mattered was this...

Ash seems hesitant at first, but when Jamie squeals like a stuck pig and begs for more after he thrusts into her, he starts to get into it. Jesse watches on enviously, but it's not long before the young man pulls out of her partner and slams home into her ready-and-waiting cunt next. Ash is the kind of guy who wants everyone to be happy... so he fucks the pair of beauties equally, pounding them from behind as they moan and squeal and shriek for more with every breath in their respective bodies.

Needless to say, none of them get any sleep that night. But Ash finds himself satisfied all the same, his cock finally going soft as he gets dressed the following morning. Jamie and Jesse had run off after he filled them both with a load of his cum, but he didn't mind all that much. He'd found out what sex was, thanks to those two... and to be honest, he rather liked it, all in all.

With a grin on his face and Pikachu by his side, Ash leaves the Pewter City Pokémon Center ready to take on the world. He's got the Boulder Badge now after all, so it's time to head to Cerulean. Of course, before he can get one step out the door, he's accosted by two familiar faces in two very unfamiliar outfits as two sets of delicious breasts press into his arms.

Jesse is wearing a cute yellow sundress, while Jamie has chosen red in the same style. The former Team Rocket members smile as Ash blinks and looks at them both. Pikachu recognizes them immediately of course, but when his cheeks begin to spark, Ash holds up a hand towards the Pokémon.

"Hold up, Pikachu... I think... they're with us now."

Pikachu blinks, and looks just as stupefied as the Meowth unnoticed beside him, even as the pair of Pokémon watch their trainers walk towards Route Three. The same thought goes through both of their minds.

Humans were SUPER weird.

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