A Lewd Type of Therapy (Naruto)

A Lewd Type of Therapy (Naruto)

A/N: A Lewd Type of Therapy was a Patreon Poll Winner originally written in 2019, posted to HF at the beginning of 2022, and now posted here for people to enjoy!

Summary: In an AU of the ninja-centric world in which everyone requires copious amounts of sex in order to collect chakra and do all of their fancy-smancy moves, things are a lot sluttier.

Themes: Battle Sex, Genderbent, Fucked Silly

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As she makes her way towards the edge of Konoha completely uncontested, Satsuki Uchiha isn't sure what she's feeling at the moment. It's been a long day, not that she would ever willingly admit that to anyone. From the fight on the roof of the hospital, to that damn lecture from Kakashi, to her beating at the hands of the Sound Four... well, at least they hadn't taken liberties. They were certainly allowed to, if they wanted, she wouldn't have stopped them from fucking her or making her suck their dicks, or in the case of the one female member, eat her out.

It was the way of this world, after all. The weak served the strong, and the strong took pleasure and satisfaction from the weak. If you wanted to be strong, you had to stop being weak. But Satsuki needed to be stronger for a lot more than that. She didn't mind sex, even if she'd only had it a couple times by this point. No, what she minded was her fucking treacherous brother, who had flaunted all the rules of the ninja world by slaughtering their clan to the last and leaving only her alive.

He could have just taken over. He was clearly strong enough. If he wanted to make some sort of harem out of the clan's great beauties, including even her and her mother... Satsuki's cheeks heat up, and she shakes her head to scatter such thoughts free of her mind. But no. Itachi... she wasn't even sure Itachi had a sex drive. Even now, even when she'd grown up into the fine young woman she was today, he'd beaten her in a single move despite all her progress.

To be honest, Satsuki wasn't surprised by that. What she WAS surprised by, was the fact that he'd not done anything to her. Oh sure, he'd tortured her for what he'd claimed was seventy-two hours in that genjutsu of his... but it'd all been pain. Not an ounce of intimacy. No sexual intent. He'd just... he'd just hurt her. Given Satsuki had grown up into a looker, with tits and hips to die for, ever since they'd started making everyone spend longer at the Academy after the Itachi incident, well, she had expected at least SOME interest.

But no, he'd done nothing to her. He'd barely even looked at her as he tortured her to the point that she shut down for days, apparently, only to wake up in the hospital back in Konoha, just in time to have this bad, no good day. Fucking Naruto... fucking Naruto was stronger than her now. That more than anything else had caused Satsuki to take Orochimaru up on his offer by way of the Sound Four.

She needed to get stronger. She needed to be stronger than AT LEAST fucking Naruto. She needed to-

"I'm not letting you leave."

Satsuki grinds to a halt, inwardly cursing herself for getting distracted, even as she looks up, immediately activating her sharingan.

"You can't stop me, Naruto."

The blond man still wore orange. But that was about the only thing bad one could say about him, to be perfectly honest. They'd stopped having his size of jumpsuit years ago, so even by the time they all graduated from the Academy, he'd had to change it up a bit. He'd also grown up nicely, and the fact that he always ended up wearing clothing ill-fitted to his body meant that once he'd had his growth spurt, everything was too tight, rather than too baggy.

Needless to say, it's not the first time that Satsuki has found herself memorizing the contours of Naruto's lithe but muscular form with her family's dojutsu. Still, she didn't JUST turn the sharingan on because of that. No, this is going to be a fight, there's no doubt about it.

"Can't I? I'm not blind, Satsuki. I saw you talking with those sound creeps. I already told Tsunade about them, and the ANBU picked them up on the edge of the village an hour ago. We might have just lost our Hokage, but that doesn't mean Konoha is weak, or defenseless."

... Sometimes she missed the bumbling buffoon Naruto had been before those extra years spent at the Academy had seen them all forcibly matured. Because she HAD thought that Konoha was weak and defenseless right now. She'd assumed that was why the Sound Four were able to get in to talk to her in the first place, and why she was just going to be able to get out, easy as pie.

But of course, Naruto had to ruin everything, again. Satsuki finds herself gritting her teeth, her hands clenched into fists.

"You... you fucking bastard. This was my chance..."

Naruto just scoffs.

"To what? Become Orochimaru's little Uchiha breeding bitch? You really think he was going to TEACH you anything? You would have been pimped out to every single male with a working cock in his little village, and you and I both know it."

Satsuki scowls, face bright red, though not as red as her eyes, spinning as they were with three tomoe each. Her gaze flickers to the left and right, but she sees nothing. Of course, when it came to ANBU, they had ways of working around the sharingan...

"So then, where are they? I assume the ANBU are here to take me in as well?"

For the first time, Naruto looks almost... sympathetic? He shakes his head, and Satsuki feels a spark of hope.

"No, Satsuki. I convinced Tsunade to let me talk you down, and to let me handle you. It's just you and me right now."

The spark of hope has become a roaring bonfire. A hungry grin spreads across Satsuki's face, as she dips a hand into her kunai pouch.

Tsunade lifts a single eyebrow at that.

"They'll be put to use, of course. Why, did you want the woman?"

For a moment, Naruto blushes and it reminds her that despite those extra years at the Academy, despite being as handsome as his father... he's still young and somewhat inexperienced, though she'd used the old man's crystal ball to get a good view of his confrontation with the Uchiha Heiress last night, and he'd comported himself well despite that inexperience.

"I... well..."

Tsunade chuckles and shrugs her shoulders.

"Think it over, Naruto. I'll keep her for you for a week, but after that, well, she'll soon be used goods. VERY used goods. Konoha Ninja don't treat enemy combatants any better than ninja in any other village do. We're only nice and cuddling on the OUTSIDE."

Naruto chuckles nervously and nods, licking his lips.

"I... I'll think about it. I'm not sure if I have the room for three people in this dingy little apartment..."

That brings Tsunade up short, and she looks at the young man incredulously for a moment, before calling past him.

"Oi! Uchiha!"

The clones pull away, and Satsuki looks up with a dazed expression on her face, before widening her eyes as she recognizes the Fifth Hokage herself standing in Naruto's doorway.

"I think it's safe to say Naruto owns your ass now, don't you?"

Satsuki flushes in embarrassment and shame... but ultimately nods, even as the three Narutos watch on in silence.

"Good! Then you won't mind giving him a tour around HIS new family compound later today, will you?"

Both Naruto and Satsuki startle at that, now each of them wide-eyed and looking somewhat shocked at the idea. But before Naruto can say anything, probably being the big damn gentleman, he can't help being most of the time, Satsuki finally speaks.

"N-No... I wouldn't..."

Patting Naruto on the shoulder, Tsunade turns and steps back out of the apartment... though, not before sneaking a quick pinch of that fine shinobi ass. He yelps and jumps, even as Tsunade laughs and waves at him over her shoulder.

"Enjoy the new digs, brat!"

She maintains her composure and grace all the way back to the Hokage's office. And then she has her ANBU guard, a purple-haired beauty named Yugao, eat her out until Shizune gets back. Not that Shizune's arrival frees Yugao from her obligation. It just means things turn into a threesome, as a ravenous Tsunade makes up for the fact that she hasn't yet jumped the blond brat's bones.

She knows it's only a matter of time... wouldn't be surprised if most of the village's female population ended up with him too. But she can't be giving him TOO much of an inflated ego now... so she'll wait. As long as she can possibly stand to, she'll wait.

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