Siren Catnip (Borderlands 2)

Siren Catnip (Borderlands 2)

A/N: Siren Catnip was a Patreon Poll Winner originally written back in 2019. Posting it up here and now for people to enjoy!

Summary: Krieg the Psycho has always been 'special'. However, unbeknownst to both Krieg and the voices in his head, he's special in more ways than one. Apparently, something about him makes him catnip to Sirens.

Themes: Threesome, Rough Sex, Breeding

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Krieg the Psycho was... well, a Psycho. This had multiple meanings on the fine world of Pandora, but usually if you were one, you were the other. Krieg sort of fell into both camps... or at least, once upon a time, he had. Oh, he was still pretty fucking crazy. His psychosis could (and had) been compared to a man driving an out of control truck. He couldn't stop the truck, but he could try and steer it away from as many innocents as possible.

That was what he'd been doing for as long as possible. Or at least, that was what the fractured remnant of his psyche that still had some modicum of sanity to it had been pushing him to do for a long, long time. Manifesting as a sort of 'conscience' in his head, it was safe to say that Krieg the Psycho didn't always listen to the voice. But when he did... well, good things happened.

Like for instance, the fact that he was now part of some group called the Crimson Raiders, and was even allowed inside of Sanctuary. He was probably the only Psycho allowed in the settlement since it'd fallen under the control of the Crimson Raiders in the first place. And all because, just one time, Krieg had managed to listen to the voice in his head. He'd helped save the pretty lady from the Rats, and despite the fact that he was very clearly insane... she'd taken a liking to him.

Not enough of a liking to give him a seat on the fancy-smancy train, of course, but Krieg had been perfectly okay with hanging off of the back of the damn thing and screaming out whatever came to mind into the wind. Not that any of it could really live up to the beauty that was 'I powdered my cockatiel for the ribcage slaughter!'.

Still, since that chance encounter, Krieg had been... a Vault Hunter? Eh, he wasn't so sure about that. He just killed people with his buzz axe and ninety-nine percent of the time, he managed to kill people who deserved it. The percentage had definitely gone up since he started hanging out with actual Vault Hunters, but that didn't mean Krieg saw himself as one or anything like that. He was a Psycho, not a Vault Hunter.

At the end of the day though, it could be said that despite being psychotic in a very clinical and upfront way, Krieg the Psycho had relaxed somewhat since he'd started hanging out with his new friends. Which was why, when he was woken up in the dead of night by someone messing with his clothing, he didn't immediately slam his buzz axe into their skull... though, the fact that his buzz axe wasn't there when he went to grab it also played a part in that.

His one visible eye opens up, and Krieg looks down just as Maya and Lilith both freeze up in their efforts to... free his cock from his pants. That inner voice in his head, the last sane part of him, lets out a soft groan of exasperation.

"Oh Sirens... what do you think you're doing?"

Of course, Krieg isn't nearly as... coherent.

"NIPPLE SALADS!"

Both Maya and Lilith exchange a look at that, giving Krieg all the time in the world to study the two beautiful Sirens. For starters, they're both... naked? Why are they naked? All of that sweet, supple flesh on display... it's getting him randy for more than just blood, guts, and glory. B, all two of them are covered in sweat and a weird flush, as if THEY'RE the ones that are randy. III, they haven't taken their hands off of his crotch, even in the face of him waking up and spouting nonsense in their faces.

"They want you, dumbass. God, normally I'd suggest you defuse the situation and walk away, but I'm afraid of what will happen if you do. Just... try not to be yourself."

While Krieg pretends to ignore the voice in his head, like he always does, Lilith and Maya have a hurried, whispered conversation between the two of them.

"Are you sure this is safe?"

"Do you plan on walking away, even if it's not? More for me in that case."

"... Fuck, fine."

Then, he looks at Maya, his cock covered in pussy juices and cum... but still rock hard and raring for more. Licking her lips seductively, Maya turns about and gets on all fours, pressing her face into the dirt as she reaches behind herself and spreads her pussy lips wide.

"Go on then... do it, you Psycho. Fuck me silly, just like you did her."

Pushing off of the wall finally and getting up onto his knees, Krieg shuffles closer, holding his cock in one hand and reaching for Maya with the other. He grabs her by one of her gorgeous ass cheeks, and he places the head of his massive, thick hard-on right up against her cunt lips. Once he's properly in place, Krieg grabs her other buttocks with his now free hand and squeezes that too, drawing a wanton moan from her lips.

Then, without further ado, he slams home into her cunt. But of course, he's still Krieg the Psycho, at the end of the day.

"I'm the conductor of the Poop Train!"

It felt right, bringing things back full circle. Maya groans despite herself, even as he sets to work fucking her with all his might. The voice in his head on the other hand, groans for an entirely different reason.

"Did you just... did you just reference yourself? I hate you so much sometimes."

The next long while, Krieg doesn't have anything to say, really. Instead, he's too focused on plowing the incredibly tight Siren cunt currently wrapped around his dick. Like with Lilith, he has no concept of chill, meaning that his massive rod of cock meat slams right through Maya's cervix and into her womb on the first few thrusts, allowing him to bury every last inch of his dick up inside of the blue-haired Siren.

He slams into her ass with bruising force again and again. He can't hold back, he can't restrain himself. Inherently, Krieg is a violent, aggressive man. But he doesn't hurt her, just like he didn't hurt Lilith. He fucks Maya as hard as he can, of course, and Maya is incredibly responsive, moaning and squealing and screaming her ecstasy at the top of her lungs as she cums over and over again around his dick, just as Lilith did.

It does take longer this time though. He just came after all, so of COURSE he wasn't going to cum again any time soon. As a result, he might have broken Maya's mind just a tad more than he did Lilith's by the time he was done with her, by the time he was finally ejaculating deep inside of her womb, pumping the blue-haired Siren absolutely chalk-full of his jizz.

Krieg howls up at the sky, arching his back as he slams home into the Siren while doing so, his cum filling her womb to the brim and his cock displacing some of it as well in the meantime. When he finally pulls out of her and lets go of her ass, said ass is nice and red, and Maya is face down in the dirt, not really that responsive.

"Oh dear... I hope you didn't break her permanently. An insane Siren isn't something we want to have to deal with..."

Krieg cocks his head to the side as he looks down at the rather appealing view before him, Maya face down, ass up, with his white, hot, sticky cum dripping out of her freshly fucked cunt. However, before he can do anything else, a familiar pair of lips wraps around his cock and a pair of hands grab at his buttocks as a recovered Lilith turns him her way and does her level best to deep-throat every last inch of his dick.

Her pupils are like hearts as she looks up at him, but Krieg the Psycho just chalks that up to being psycho, even as he reaches out and grabs her by her red hair, cackling and howling and hooting and hollering. Looked like they were just getting started... and that was fine by him!

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