All About That Clussy (Ace Attorney)

All About That Clussy (Ace Attorney)

A/N: All About That Clussy was a commission originally written last month. Posting it up here and now for people to enjoy!

Summary: The Court has a new Judge, and Geiru Toneido decides to do everything in her power to make sure her case has a favorable outcome. In trying to prevent the worst however, she definitely bites off more than she can chew.

Themes: Clown Sex, Rough Sex, Fucked Silly

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Standing there, Raizo looks around himself, a slight smile on his face. At six foot tall with tanned skin and a light, carefully trimmed beard, the man, in his mid-thirties, can't help but be pleased. He'd finally made it.

As the newest Judge to be raised to the position in the Japanese legal system, Raizo had plans. Big plans, in fact. He was going to be working hard to help get the legal system back into some form of rationality and logic, especially after the SL-9 incidents. Seriously, did the Prosecutor's Office have it in for Maya Fey or something? The poor girl kept getting accused of murder, and every time it turned out she didn't do it!

Sighing, Raizo makes his way behind his desk in his private, sound-proofed office. There, he sits down and begins going over the reports in front of him. All are pertaining to the latest cases, including his very first case. One he'll be taking over for the Judge known as... Judge. Really now? Well, that wasn't for Raizo to question, now was it? Instead, he focuses his attention on the case he'll be presiding over.

... Something about clowns and murder by noodles. Shame, he'd always loved the theater.

As he gets ready to tuck in and spend a long night working on preparing for an equally long day tomorrow, the handsome Judge blinks as a buzz alerts him to someone standing outside his office door. Raizo, of course, isn't the kind of man to take changes. The Japanese Legal System is one fraught with peril, and Judges are targeted all the time.

Glancing at his monitor, Raizo raises an eyebrow at the literal clown performer that he sees waiting outside of his office. After a moment of watching her fidget nervously, he presses a button just as she reaches for the buzzer again.

"Come in."

The door unlocks and allows Geiru Toneido to enter his office. He presses the same button and the door closes and locks again behind her, causing her to jolt and glance back at it with wide eyes for a moment. Clearing his throat gets her attention back on him, and he lifts an eyebrow pointedly at the young woman, who is very much dressed like a clown right now. From her pink hair to her red nose, even her outfit is very pink and white and just... clown-like.

He doesn't mind though. In fact, he's quite impressed by her buxom figure. He wonders how much of it is actually real...

"Ms. Toneido. What can I do for you?"

He was suspicious, of course. Geiru was a witness to the crime from the very case he'd just been working on! But... well, she was cute and had a nice rack, so he'd let her in anyways. Besides, he could hold his own. He wasn't afraid of her.

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Geiru fidgets under the new (and handsome) Judge's gaze. Originally, she'd been hoping that it would be that weird old judge who usually presided over all of Phoenix Wright and Apollo Justice's cases. However, when she heard the case was assigned to a fresh new Judge, Geiru had seen an opportunity that couldn't be passed up.

You see... Geiru was the real murderer. She was guilty as sin! But she didn't want to go to prison! And that meant she had had to pin it on someone else. Even as the guilt ate at her more than a little, she was still looking out for herself. And so, the balloon artist and clown performer licks her lips and gives the new Judge a winning smile.

"I just wanted to... get together and talk a little bit about the case coming up, s-sir! It's very important to me that the real murderer faces justice~"

Punctuating her words with her signature snapping of her overalls, Geiru makes her (fake) balloon-like tits bounce. The handsome Judge's eyes dart down to them, and she KNOWS she's got the man's attention.

"... I see. And what did you want to talk about?"

Ah, well that was a little bit tougher, wasn't it? She wasn't sure! Standing there in the Judge's office, realizing that she never thought she'd get this far, the female clown is frozen for a moment... before jumping into things feet first, like any real performer would.

"W-Well first, how about a show!"

If there's one thing Geiru is good at, it's a show! More specifically, she's QUITE good at balloon-related performances. However, there's a big difference between delivering a spectacular show to a welcoming and enthusiastic audience... and trying to deliver the same experience to a single man in his private office.

Geiru realizes this quite quickly, even as she tries to put on her act anyways. And seeing that she's decidedly boring this young, handsome Judge, it makes her falter. She might be a consummate performer, but even the best clown will fail if they're not getting any feedback or interest whatsoever!

The more he just stares at her unimpressed as she tries to wow him, the more Geiru shrinks... until she twists and trips, falling flat on her face and squealing as her fake tits bounce off the floor, the only thing that stops her from busting up her nose. Well, that and the red clown nose she has over it, which squeaks at the same time.

"Hah!"

The Judge's chuckle makes Geiru blush profusely, but when she throws a glance back at him, she realizes that he's kept his eyes on her kneeling form... trying to catch a glimpse of the 'amazing' secrets beneath her skirt. Seeing this, the female clown and balloon artist realizes she needs to change tack. She's only succeeded in making herself MORE suspicious so far... her only option now is to silence this new judge and hope she gets a better one next time!

... It might surprise the average person to know how fast Geiru finds herself flipping switches from performer to murderer. But once you've gotten a taste, it decidedly changes you. Especially when you kill someone you're close to, as she did. In the end, Geiru was... a broken woman, with a fractured mind. She was also a clown, and as she pops back up to her feet, her balloon-like tits bouncing, she gives the Judge a winning smile.

"Mr. Judge, sir-!"

"Judge Raizo. Raizo, is my name."

She probably should have known that. No matter!

"J-Judge Raizo! I was wondering if I could request some... audience participation, for the next part of my act!"

THAT gets the handsome man's interest, and Geiru blushes as he gives her a charming, even knowing smile before standing up and walking around his desk.

"But of course."

If he knew what she was REALLY planning, then he probably wouldn't be quite so pleased with her request. Regardless, Geiru is able to get the Judge to lay down on the floor, leaving her standing over his head. She's not even trying to hide it... what he was after this whole time. Instead, her white cotton panties and her entire crotch are on full display as she stands on either side of him... and promptly sits down!

Her hands go to his chest, as she proceeds to try and suffocate the Judge with her surprisingly big ass. She's relying fully on the element of surprise here, truth be told. He looks pretty strong, pretty tough even, but if she can catch him off guard, then her pillowy bubble butt can properly send him off to Lala land before he can do anything to fight back. Then, if that doesn't kill him, she can finish him off herself afterwards, and then get out of here before anyone catches her.

Of course, what Geiru doesn't know about is the security cameras recording her actions even now. They're on a closed loop, so only Raizo technically has access to them, but if something did happen to him, such things would be uncovered in the course of an investigation. In trying to solve her first murder by committing another murder, Geiru was in fact guaranteeing that she would go to prison... if the female clown succeeded, of course.

But that wasn't going to happen, because...

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As the balloon artist sits on his face, Raizo's raised eyebrow disappears beneath her massive posterior. For a moment, he can't breathe. But he's always been good at holding his breath. Still, when nothing happens for several seconds, he frowns beneath her grinding, plush backside and realizes... this is apparently it. Well, to him at least, there's only really one possibility here, right?

She wants him to eat her out! And frankly, Raizo has no issue eating some clown pussy. A clussy, he thinks the kids were calling it these days.

Pushing his tongue up into her panty-covered pussy lips, Raizo hears a startled squeak from up above. Smirking, he keeps at it, beginning to snack on her cunt and use his tongue to push her ass up off of his face enough that he can still get some air. He's in no danger of suffocating anymore, even as he starts drilling his tongue into her increasingly wet panties, both slobber-covered on his end and also getting moist on her end as well.

"W-Wait! Judge Raizo PLEASE! N-Not so hard! Not so fast! S-Slow down!"

But he doesn't slow down. He can tell something weighs heavily on Geiru's soul... and so, it's up to him to uncover it. One hefty ass-fucking at a time if necessary.

And much to the amazement of any normal person who might ever see this incredibly inappropriate interaction between a clown and a Judge, it works. Geiru squeals and whimpers and cries out... before finally breaking down upon Raizo's fat cock barreling into her ass again and again.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorryyyy! P-Please! Forgive me f-for trying to suffocate you with my fat asssss!"

Huh. She'd really been trying to kill him? How interesting. Of course, that's not all of it, is it? With a lustful growl, the handsome Judge picks up the pace even harder, fucking Geiru faster and faster. In response, the poor beleaguered balloon artist cries out.

"Why?! Why do you like clowns s-so much?!"

He thinks about that for a moment, but doesn't slow down, not even to think. In the end, he keeps up his rapid pace, even as he grunts and answers her.

"The clussy cannot be ignored, Ms. Toneido."

He speaks it solemnly, as though its wisdom on the same level as Confucius' Teachings. Then, before she can do much more than wail in disbelief at his statement, he grunts and blows his load, filling her ass in the same way he filled her clussy.

At the same time, the Judge had reached out and grabbed hold of Geiru's pink hair, yanking her head back and forcing her to arch her spine as he fucked her ass all the way to kingdom come. This results in her being pushed over the edge by her climax, and she cums as well, experiencing the first ever analgasm of her life. Her mouth open and her tongue sticking straight out, Geiru's body bucks and spasms, her head in particular going wild as it bounces all over the place.

Normally, Raizo's grip on her hair would keep her head mostly in place. But then... that pink hair of hers wasn't actually her hair at all. The pink wig that Geiru was wearing falls off, left in Raizo's hand as he blinks in surprise and confusion. In post nut clarity, he's so confused that his dick slips out as he stares at the back of the now raven-haired woman's head.

Turning Geiru around, it's to see that the clown girl actually has black hair... and a bandage on her forehead. Blinking rapidly, Raizo tilts his head to the side, watching as she slowly comes out of her own post-coitus bliss and realizes what's happening.

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As she regains control of herself, Geiru looks up into the Judge's eyes... and sees her pink wig held in his hand. Realizing what's happened, the female clown freezes up for a moment. But in the end, delirious from cumming so much, and at this point too damn overwhelmed by just about everything to keep her mouth shut... Geiru breaks.

"I-I did it! I killed my mentor! I'm the murderer!"

As the Judge stares down at her, nonplussed, Geiru confesses everything. Distraught, she explains exactly what happened, revealing all to the man who would eventually be deciding her fate. Though it seemed he would probably be deciding it here and now, rather than in the courtroom. It was open and shut now, with her confession of what had happened that day between her and her mentor. She'd done the deed, and he'd hit her on the forehead, which was what the bandage was covering up.

Then, she'd tried to frame someone else for the crime, for HER murder.

It's over now though. She wails and finishes her explanation with a sob.

"I'm a failure of a clown! I'm an embarrassment to my clown f-father! Even my balloon tits have been fake all this time!"

She proves it by snapping her overalls much harder than before, making her fake boobs pops and leaving her small chest looking quite deflated in comparison to what it was originally.

Then, she just sits there on her ass, head down, waiting for the handsome Judge who'd just fucked her clussy and ass to pass judgment on her. No one else could. He was the Judge, after all.

Imagine Geiru's surprise, then, when suddenly he grabs her up and pulls her in close to kiss her. She's shocked, and can't do anything but kiss him back, her whimpers filling the air as her red rubber nose squeaks a little from their faces being mashed together. In her shock, she doesn't stop him from slipping her overalls down and exposing her small tits. She doesn't stop him from beginning to rub them with his hands either, his fingers stroking her tiny titties and pinching her nipples.

When they finally pull back for air, Geiru is surprised by the soft smile on Raizo's face.

"Your chest isn't so bad. Besides, all you need to do is rub them enough times and they'll become much bigger."

"R-Really?"

"Of course. How else do you explain Ms. Fey's breasts constantly ballooning up?"

... That was a good point. And yet, Geiru didn't understand. Wasn't Raizo a Judge? She just wanted things to make sense. But she also wanted the handsome man to keep twiddling her nipples like he was. Looking up at him imploringly, Geiru pouts, seeking an explanation but afraid to outright ask for one.

Raizo just chuckles down at her.

"Not to worry. I'll take care of things. But... that will have to wait, as there's still much to do in the moment. Like bouncing you on my cock while in your natural look."

Geiru's eyes widen all over again at that. She can't believe someone would want her without her clown look, or her fake tits! But Raizo soon has her on her back in a mating press, proving her completely and utterly wrong. Especially the creampie at the end, filling her up and leaving her moaning, nay, begging for more...

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On court day, everyone is shocked when Geiru Toneido admits on the stand that she killed her mentor and framed his rival. Everyone is very surprised indeed, but also suitably impressed as the new Judge Raizo sentences her to prison. Certainly, as far as first cases go, this one was quite the feather in the Judge's cap. A scandalous reveal to be sure, but one that would only help his notoriety.

Of course, it was a shame that Geiru Toneido managed to escape police custody shortly after her sentencing, and the female clown murderess was completely in the wind. But that wasn't Judge Raizo's fault! It was the incompetence of the police and couldn't possibly be held against HIM and his entirely impeccable record!

Perhaps that was why no one batted an eyelash at the new Judge already taking a short vacation just a couple weeks later. Sure, he was new to the job, but it was a tough line of work, and detoxing and destressing was very important, lest you suffer burnout!

Yes, no one begrudged Judge Raizo his vacation. They might have, had they known exactly who the short, dark-haired woman that went with him was. But nobody knew a thing.

As they drove off into the sunset, Geiru happily slurped away at Raizo's cock... all the while, her clown nose honking each and every time she took his cock to the base.

HONK! HONK! HONK!

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