Tinkaton Frenzy – Pokemon

Tinkaton Frenzy – Pokemon

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Themes: Pokemon Sex, Light Femdom, Rough Sex

Summary: In which a wannabe trainer well past the age for starting his Pokemon Journey decides he's going to try anyways. He just needs to catch this wild Tinkaton he's stumbled across with the singular Pokeball he managed to steal.

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Jonny was not what most would call a ‘good person’. In fact, he was kind of a fuck up. A huge fuck up. Doubly in fact, most of the people in his life who knew him, even in passing, would probably label him a waste of space.

But even if Jonny had had a rough life, and a long string of failures and setbacks (most of which were his own fault to be clear) he was still a human being! He still had wants and desires and dreams! And sure, all of his plans had ultimately ended up with him worse off than before. He’d basically squandered every opportunity he’d been given earlier in life and wound up destitute and nothing but a thug at best and the scum of the earth at worst.

That didn’t mean Jonny was going to give up, however! He’d found himself hitting his lowest point when he’d joined up with Team Rocket a few months back, but that had been the wake up call he needed... namely, that Team Rocket wanted him to work WAY harder than he’d ever had to before, and they expected total loyalty and sycophantic devotion to their cause from him.

Yeah! Fuck that! So Jonny had skedaddled. They hadn’t even been willing to give him a Rattata until his first six months with them were up. Called it a trial period. How fucking stingy was that, right? Well, Jonny hadn’t left empty handed. Unfortunately, the Pokeball he’d stolen on his way out... was empty. He hadn’t really had time to check it before he fled, and when he finally looked at it, he found out it was completely and utterly bereft of a Pokemon.

... But that was okay too! If it had a Pokemon in it, Jonny wasn’t confident he could have controlled them anyways! However, if he CAUGHT a Pokemon with it instead, then the way the Pokeball worked would key the freshly caught Pokemon’s loyalty to him and him specifically! At least, Jonny was pretty sure that was how it worked.

And thus, here he was. Having fled the Kanto Region, Jonny had run... and kept running all the way to Paldea so they would never be able to catch him. In a place like Paldea, Jonny just knew he could reinvent himself. He just had to catch his first Pokemon... his Starter Pokemon, if you will.

Of course, rather than getting his Starter from a laboratory at the tender age of ten like some did (and like he’d failed to do all the way back in the day by sleeping through his own chance at being granted such a thing) Jonny would be risking his life out in the wilds of Paldea, completely without a Pokemon to his name and one single Pokeball with which to capture one.

... Which of course meant he had to go for the absolute best Pokemon he could find. Nothing weak or lame, no sir! This was Jonny’s one chance, and he wasn’t going to blow it! Besides, it was about time his fortune turned around, right? It was about time things turned up Jonny’s way for once!

That’s why... when he finally lays eyes on the Tinkaton, he knows she’s his destiny. Yes, it’s a fully evolved Pokemon. Yes, the hammer that she’s hoisting on one of her rather dainty shoulders is ludicrously large and could pulp him in a second. But that’s only if it hits him!

Without missing a beat, Jonny pulls forth his singular Pokeball, winds back... and lets loose. As he throws, he lets out a shout... that prompts the Tinkaton to spin around.

“Tinkaton!”

His eyes go wide as the all-pink Pokemon swings her hammer... and sends the Pokeball bouncing away from her. However, in something straight out of slapstick comedy, the Pokeball bounces off of a nearby tree and right back into her fair, hitting her on the brow and popping open to scoop her up.

For a moment, Jonny just stares, mouth agape, as the Pokeball rocks back and forth on the ground in front of him. It’d worked? It’d worked!

“YES! FUCK YES!”

With a crow of victory, the man does a little dance, laughing wildly. Only... nobody ever told Jonny that you needed to wait for the Pokeball to ding before you actually captured whatever was inside of it. Or rather, someone definitely told Jonny at some point in his life, but he hadn’t listened, just like he hadn’t listened to a lot of the things people tried to teach him.

As he’s doing a happy dance, the Pokeball fails and Tinkaton comes bouncing right back out, rubbing her forehead and scowling mightily at the incredibly embarrassing way she’d ALMOST been caught. Jonny doesn’t notice this though; he’s still dancing and right now has his back turned away from the pissed off Hammer Pokemon.

After she’s done rubbing her forehead, Tinkaton takes one look at the human dancing in front of her... and tilts her head to the side, curiosity, interest... and lust suddenly filling her gaze. Along with more than a hint of mischievousness.

“Tinkaton!”

“Wha-?”

SMASH!

That sucks of course, but on the other hand... fake it till you make it, right?

Reaching up, Jonny grabs Tinkaton by her wide hips, looking up into her blinking eyes with the most confident and commanding expression that he can manage.

“You’re my Pokemon now, alright? I may not have a Pokeball for you... but I caught you fair and square! So from now on, we’re partners, you and me!”

Yes! He could still salvage this! And with a Tinkaton as his ‘Starter’, he’d basically be unstoppable! She had to be pretty strong, given she was the third evolution!

“Tinkaton!”

Sounding downright outraged, Tinkaton prods him in the chest, fortunately without bringing out the claws. Still, even with it just being one of her pudgy pink fingers, the prodding is enough to take the air out of his lungs and no doubt bruise him. At the same time, the indignant tone she’s taking and the way her cheeks are puffing up make it clear what she’s trying to say.

He didn’t catch her... SHE caught HIM. Jonny flushes a little bit at that, huffing from his place still trapped under the Hammer Pokemon.

“Well yeah, but... look, I’m a human. And we humans can’t live out in the wilds like you Pokemon can. So if we’re going to do this, we’re going to have to work together, alright? We’ll make some money, get some creature comforts, and then do whatever you want to do. Sound good? Err... though, what would you want to do, exactly?”

“Tinkaton...”

Suddenly sounding less certain and more contemplative, Tinkaton brings a finger up to her chin, looking off into the distance. She’s clearly deep in thought for a moment... before her eyes light up and she shows him what she wants to do, rather than telling him.

PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!

“Tinka-Tinkaton!”

Jonny groans as the Pokemon begins riding him again, bouncing up and down on his cock nonstop with just as much ferocity as before. To be fair, his dick is still rock hard and even though he’s cum twice so far, he can probably keep going for a while yet. So... yeah, okay, this works for him too.

“S-Sure... we can, mm, have sex. Though we probably should figure out a housing situation first...”

“Tinkaton!”

“R-Right... in a bit. We’ll figure out money and a place to live in a bit...”

Hands falling back to her hips, Jonny groans some more as Tinkaton moans, riding him once again without reservation and towards an inevitable climax.

Admittedly, Jonny probably wasn’t going to ever be a proper Pokemon Trainer or have a proper Pokemon Journey. He was way too much of a fuck up for all of that. But now he had another excuse, at least. Even if it was both better and worse than the previous excuse.

Namely, he couldn’t go on a Pokemon Journey anymore because his Tinkaton was going to be mounting him every day from now draining him dry and leaving him too exhausted to think about journeys and all that.

Yes, he would have to stay home and perform copious amounts of Pokephilia with his sexy, short stack, nymphomaniac of a Pokewaifu.

... All in all, not a bad end for a wannabe trainer and a worthless waste of space like Jonny.

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