2B or not 2B (Nier: Automata)

2B or not 2B (Nier: Automata)

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Themes: Master/Slave, Rough Sex, Fucked Silly

Summary: A young man with no luck in the modern dating scene makes a silly throwaway wish on a falling star to make one of his favorite video game characters real. Obviously, he never expected it to work. But then to be fair, 2B never expected to suddenly find herself in a world where humanity was restored. Both of them get what they want.

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It wasn’t meant to mean anything. When he’d been sat outside that restaurant under the starry night sky, stood up for the umpteenth time after waiting for over an hour for his date to arrive, Jacob had just happened to look upwards for a moment. He’d seen a shooting star and... well, he’d made his wish. A silly, stupid wish that he didn’t honestly expect to be answered or anything like that. It was just what you did, you know? You saw a shooting star and you made a wish.

Then, he’d gone home and gone to bed. Was it disappointing that he’d once again wasted his time and money on a date that didn’t even happen? Yeah, of course it was. But that was just the way the world worked these days. You talked with people on Social Media, you swiped on Tinder until you got a match, and you chatted and hoped they might be willing to get together.

Unfortunately, Jacob had been on Tinder for over six months now and not a single one of his matches had turned into a date. Of the three that had agreed to meet him in person, all of them had ultimately blown him off. One had ghosted him outright, and the other two had come up with different excuses the day of in order to cancel on him, only to fall out of touch right after.

It sucked, but what was a young man living in the twenty-first century to do, right?

Still, all of this was to say... when Jacob woke up in the middle of the night with the sudden certainty that he was not alone in his room, his first instinct was not to think that his wish had been answered. His first instinct was that he was dealing with a home invader, and he acted appropriately... by letting out a shout and turning on the light while at the same time leaping up out of bed into a piss-poor martial arts stance barely remembered from his years of lessons when he was a kid.

Of course, the answer from his intruder, to draw her sword on him, immediately sees Jacob holding his hands up in surrender as he squeaks in quite the... manly tone.

“I-I’m unarmed!”

But then he actually sees her. And she, despite the black blindfold over her face, sees him. Standing at the foot of his bed is... 2B, one of the main characters from the video game Nier: Automata. An android, 2B’s ‘life’ had not been an easy one. Her story was quite sad in fact. The entirety of Nier: Automata could only be really described as sad, though the final secret ending made things a bit better.

That all said, 2B had always been his favorite character from that game. 9S and A2 were both cool in their own ways, but 2B was the best. And sure, she was also the internet’s favorite, which made him something of a basic bitch... but Jacob wouldn’t apologize for that.

“You... you’re human.”

Swallowing thickly, Jacob stares with wide eyes for a long moment. After getting over his initial shock, he briefly assumes she’s some sort of crazy burglar cosplayer hiding behind a video game character in order to obscure her real identity. Except... if this is cosplay, it’s really fucking good. That sword looks both futuristic AND extremely real, a pure white katana but with that weird wicked jank to it near the handguard.

There’s also his silly wish to consider. Earlier that evening, before he’d come home and gone to bed, Jacob had looked up into the sky, seen a shooting star... and wished for 2B of all things to be real, so that he could have her as his girlfriend, instead of having to contend with the digital dating scene for a moment longer.

Blinking, Jacob’s pitiful biological brain meats finally catch up with what 2B said. It’s then that he remembers... the androids weren’t just made to protect humanity, they were made to serve them in all things, right? Licking his lips, looking at 2B in a new light, he slowly nods.

“Y-Yeah... I am.”

In an instant, she puts her weapon away, looking surprisingly vulnerable as she drops to her knees and bows her head before him.

“Apologies, Master! I should never have raised my weapon to you!”

Was this... was this really how 2B would have acted if she ever came face to face with a human? Or was she acting how he’d always fantasized about her acting? Was this even real, or just him dreaming? Was he really going to stand here in his boxers thinking about all of that bullshit, instead of taking advantage of the situation? Even if this WAS a hallucination or a dream or something... he couldn’t just ignore the potential.

“I forgive you.”

One hand is all he needs to flip her dress’ skirt up out of the way, exposing her already-naked crotch. His cock comes up to her hairless slit, pressing against her entrance. She’s not wet. He’s not sure she can get wet. But she feels... she feels good. Right. As he pushes into her, her pussy accepts him in a way no human woman’s pussy has ever accepted him. It’s like her android cunt knows exactly how far to stretch for him to make the experience perfect in every way.

Groaning, Jacob slides into her and then pulls back out. In response, 2B moans, clearly feeling it. Clearly enjoying it. That... only spurs him on further. He yanks at her top, stretching her dress’ boob window apart until her tits come bursting through. He grabs and squeezes them directly, groping and kneading her soft mammaries. And at the same time... he fucks her. He fucks 2B from the video game Nier: Automata like there’s no tomorrow. It’s his wildest dream come true, which makes him think that it really is just a dream.

And yet... it feels so good. So real. He’s never had a wet dream with this much ‘definition’ to it before. Beneath him, 2B doesn’t just moan and squirm. He’s got her breasts in his hands and her cunt wrapped around his cock. He can see the way her body shifts against his bed sheets. Jacob has always had a good imagination, but to be able to dream up something that feels THIS real? No, he doesn’t think that’s in his wheelhouse.

But who knows, right? Could still be a hallucination. He doesn’t think he’s ever had one of those before. Maybe this is a psychotic break brought along by sheer loneliness and the pain of constant rejection. That said, if it is his answer remains the same. He doesn’t want this to end, whatever THIS is.

And so, even as he fucks 2B on his bed, even as he mauls the beautiful blindfolded android’s tits to his heart’s content, he does his level best to hold back his release. He can feel it creeping up on him with a certainty, just as he can feel his exhaustion creeping up on him as well. He’d woken up in the middle of the night after all, and the adrenaline would only last for so long. Once he cums... he’ll pass out. He’s sure of it.

Before then, he wants to experience this for as long as possible. He wants to prolong this moment until the end. He wants...

Suddenly struck by a desire, Jacob reaches up and yanks 2B’s blindfold off, revealing her grayish blue eyes. The android startles, in the middle of a wanton moan as she freezes, staring up at him as he in turn looks her in the eye for the first time. Then, Jacob lunges forward and captures 2B’s lips with his own. He kisses her deeply, his tongue slipping into her mouth as the two of them embrace. Her arms and legs wrap around his body, hugging him tightly as he fucks her there on the bed until finally... it all proves to be too much.

With a muffled groan, swallowed up by 2B’s mouth, Jacob cums inside of the white-haired android. He pants her insides with his seed, filling her with his spunk. As expected, his strength fails him mere moments after he cums. Exhaustion begins to overtake him, and he still doesn’t know if this is real or not.

As he flops onto his back, 2B following him and looming over him with a look of concern in her revealed eyes, Jacob gives her a tired smile and reaches up to caress her face.

“Master?”

“If you’re really here... wake me in the morning. For now... I need my rest.”

He doesn’t get the chance to catch her response. Darkness takes him a moment later.

-x-X-x-

Jacob wakes with a groan, the fog over his thoughts making it hard to really think about anything for a moment. Except, that is, for the pair of lips wrapped around his dick, bobbing up and down his shaft and sucking him off. The thing is, he doesn’t have a girlfriend who would do that for him. His latest Tinder match had stood him up, he remembered as much. He also...

Eyes widening as the events of last night fully hit him, Jacob opens his eyes and looks down the length of his body, to where 2B lays between his spread legs, dutifully waking him with her enthusiastic tongue and mouth. Her own eyes dart up to meet his and she freezes for a moment before returning to her task with even more enthusiasm than before.

Holy shit... holy shit, it was real. It wasn’t a dream. He was... hooooly shit. For a moment, Jacob just lays there freaking out quietly. But eventually, he calms down and smiles. Reaching out, he runs his knuckles along one of 2B’s cheeks, caressing it gently.

“... Good morning, 2B.”

Popping off of his cock, the gorgeous android graces him with a smile as she rubs into his hand.

“Good morning, Master.”

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