A Princess’ Derriere (Legend of Zelda)

A Princess’ Derriere (Legend of Zelda)

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Themes: Loving Sex, Anal Sex, Rough Sex

Summary: Set between Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom. They've saved the day, and now they get their Happily Ever After. But Link won't stop staring at Zelda's ass whenever he thinks she isn't looking. She very much IS looking... there's a reason she's always wearing the tightest leather pants possible around him, even though they're not on the road as much anymore. Finally, she decides to introduce Link to a new form of pleasure... Anal Pleasure.

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“Link.”

The Hero of Hyrule flushes, immediately averting his gaze as Zelda calls out to him. As though she’s just going to ignore the fact that she caught him staring at her ass... again. To be fair, she’s pretended like she hadn’t noticed every time before now. But as she comes down off of the small ladder from where she’d been straining to put something up on a high shelf, the Princess of Hyrule has to admit... this can’t go on. If nothing else, for her sanity it cannot be allowed to continue.

Don’t get her wrong, things have been great ever since Link defeated Calamity Ganon. Not fixed, far from it... but as she’s told him, they have a chance now. A chance to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule, to maybe even make it better than before. And they’ve been hard at work on that goal ever since.

But also... there’s the two of them as well. They’ve... become a couple. Explored one another. As Zelda watches Link stare off to the side, his face red, she can’t help but smile and approach him. Reaching up, she places a hand on his cheek, gently turning his head so he’s facing her once more. Then, she leans up on her tip toes and kisses him.

He kisses her back, of course. This isn’t the problem that Link has. Far from it, in fact. They make passionate love to one another every single night, and Zelda can’t get enough of it. Not only do they have a chance to rebuild Hyrule better than ever, but they also have each other... and she loves that.

There’s just one small problem. Link has a fascination with her firm little derriere that simply cannot be beat. And he seems to think that’s wrong. He seems to think that being so obsessed with her ass is a bad thing. And yet, whenever he thinks she’s not looking, he stares at it unabashedly with those wide, inquisitive eyes of his. And... when they’re together, well, he tends to gravitate towards her ass.

In fact, even now as she presses her hands against her Hero’s chest and kisses him on the lips, Link’s hands have slid down and around to Zelda’s perky little bubble butt. His fingers dig into her flesh and she moans into his mouth as he gropes and kneads her ass cheeks with all ten of his digits.

Zelda is not an idiot. And she’s certainly not unobservant. Link thinks that she doesn’t notice, but even when she’s not looking, she’s aware of where his eyes are. She can practically feel his gaze burning a hole in the seat of her leather pants.

You’d think that would have been a clue for the big lug as well. The fact that Zelda didn’t wear dresses, even though they were no longer traveling on the road twenty-four-seven anymore. No, instead she always wore her traveling pants... the ones that hugged her ass and thighs, that gave extra definition to her buttocks and legs.

She did it for Link, hoping that eventually he would finally give in to his inner desires and just... take her. And no, not in the normal way. They’ve done plenty of that form of sex. No, Zelda wants something else... something more perverse. However, as she makes out with Link and he kneads her ass cheeks with both hands, the Princess of Hyrule realizes... she might have to make the first move after all. Because it might just be that Link not only thinks his desires are too perverse and naughty for her tastes, but that he also doesn’t have a single clue how to actually go about executing them.

With that in mind, Zelda ends the kiss and pulls back, looking Link dead in the eye.

“... Let’s move this to the bedroom, Link~”

Before she can finish the sentence and say ‘take it’, Link thrusts forward. Zelda’s eyes widen and her back arches as her head whips around facing forward again. Her entire body shivers as Link shoves a few inches of his sizable member right into her anus at once. She probably should have told him to take his time and go easy on her... but the truth was, Zelda had been anticipating this anal encounter for just as long as Link clearly had. He might not have known what he truly wanted from her ass, but Zelda DID.

... She was a naughty little pervert like that, wasn’t she? A Princess of Hyrule, obsessed with anal pleasure. Blushing profusely, Zelda buries her face in the pillows, trying to hide her moans as Link starts to hump away at her ass. His cock pushes deeper and deeper into her bowels with every thrust, and all Zelda can do is squeak, squeal, and tremble beneath him.

Quivering from the incredibly intense experience, Zelda gasps and pants noisily. She’s had things up her ass before to be clear. Her fingers, mostly. But also a couple of... toys. Especially after she realized Link’s delicious fascination with her behind, she’d started trying to prepare it for him. Trying to prepare HERSELF for him.

But nothing that Zelda has done to herself can possibly compare to Link’s size. As he drills more and more of his cock into her backdoor, as he grips down on her hips and begins to pound her bubble butt into the bed, Zelda can only gurgle helplessly in surprise and delight alike. He’s bigger than anything she’s ever had before, and she feels it. She feels every inch as he stretches her anus.

It’s not like regular sex, she blearily notes. No, it’s so much more than that. She could even imagine how it might be very, very painful without the proper preparation and execution. But luckily, Zelda had over-prepared so that Link wouldn’t have to hold anything back. She’d made sure that she would be ready for him, no matter how he ultimately decided to take her.

Now? Now she was getting prone boned into their bed by her beloved, his cock plunging deeper and deeper into her ass with every thrust. Eventually, he’s so deep in her that his balls are starting to slap up against her undercarriage, which given the position, means they’re smacking against her slit and clit. Needless to say, this added pleasure only makes Zelda moan more wantonly.

Still, once that starts happening, she assumes that any moment Link will bottom out inside of her. But every thrust seems to add a new inch to his depth. Every pounding he gives her, he goes deeper. Until finally...

Their hips meet. All of his cock is in her. Zelda’s back arches, her eyes rolling up in her skull as her tongue sticks straight out of her mouth. Meanwhile, Link holds himself to that depth for a moment, even leaning forward to kiss the top of her head from above.

Then, he pulls back and thrusts in again, finding a pace that he prefers. Fucking her like the savage warrior he is. Her hero, the Savior of Hyrule... is a beast of a man prone to fighting with anything he can get his hands on, eating all sorts of random junk, and ultimately always carrying the day, no matter what. Primal. Savage. But undeniably reliable and dependable.

He fucks her anally with deep, powerful thrusts and Zelda, Princess of Hyrule... can’t help it. She experiences her first ever anal orgasm as Link pounds her ass. His hands move from her hips to her buttocks when her own hands fall away from the overwhelming sensation. He grips and squeezes her bubble butt to his heart’s content, digging his digits into her ass cheeks in the same way he does when they’re making out.

And all the while, he’s drilling into her asshole. He’s fucking her butt, rather than her cunt. Sure, maybe it’s debauched. Maybe it’s not ‘normal’. But Zelda doesn’t care. She doesn’t want to be normal. She wants to be happy. She wants to be loved. And in this moment, with Link’s big fat cock buried all the way up her ass? Zelda is both those things.

The buggering lasts for what feels like an eternity, but also not long enough at all. Zelda loses track of just how many times she cums from Link’s anal plundering of her back door. Until finally, at long last... her beloved lets out one of his signature grunts and thrusts forward one final time before beginning to cum.

The anal creampie tips Zelda over the edge one last time as well, prompting an explosive orgasm from the Princess of Hyrule. As she lays there under him, quivering and shuddering in orgasmic bliss... Link leans forward and hugs her tightly. Zelda gasps at the display of pure affection, before smiling softly and reaching up, grabbing his arm in a return ‘hug’.

Basking in his warmth, loving the feel of being pinned beneath him, Zelda lets her eyes drift shut as she enjoys the moment. Sure, the work to restore Hyrule is far from over... in fact, they’ve barely begun. But with Link by her side, Zelda knows with absolute certainty that they’ll get it done.

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