CHAPTER 284 KAME HOUSE

CHAPTER 284 KAME HOUSE

“Why the hell do you need me?” Yamcha asked as we got off the plane.

“We had a deal, Yamcha,” I said. “I got you a girl. Not my fault if you can’t close the deal.”

“Close the deal?” He asked, confused. Sasuke’s face was no longer on, he was far less confident. “She was nice, but I doubted she would have wanted to go further.”

“Dude, she came back with us to our hotel room,” I said. “Of course she was willing to go further.” I didn’t bother to tell him I’d paid her to sleep with him.

“No way. She was just nice,” Yamcha said as we walked through the small airport.

“Yamcha...” I said with a sigh. “Nevermind. Just stick to the deal.”

“Yeah, but why do you want to go to Kame House?” He asked.

“You said you couldn’t sense any Chi in me-“ I said but was cut off. Fịndd new updates at novelhall.com

“Ki, it’s ki,” he corrected.

“Whatever,” I said. “I’d like Master Roshi to tell me why.”

“That old perv. Good luck with that,” Yamcha mumbled. “His place is about 100 miles that way.”

“Cool, we uh gonna run or...”

“Screw that,” he said. “I’m not in a hurry and still hungover.”

“Fine,” I growled. Making water-chakra, I pooled the puddle in front of me and froze it. “Jump on.”

“I’ve seen a lot of weird skills. But this takes the cake,” Yamcha said as he studied the large disc. “How do you do it? I feel energy, but it’s different.”

“Doesn’t matter. Come on,” I said, stepping onto it. He whispered under his breath but got on. I lifted us up in the air and flew us in the direction he pointed.

Trees everywhere, we flew in silence. The landscape changed to a mix of sand and trees as we ate the miles away.

“How long since you’ve been back here?”

“2 years or so,” he said. “Bulma better not be here.”

“What the hell man. You know she’s just a chick. If she doesn’t want you, why would you want her?”

“She and I are meant to be together. You don’t know her. One second she is...” he continued on. I could hear the love in his voice. It was pretty awkward.

I felt a little bad knowing she’d dump him for an alien prince. I was never a big fan of Bulma or Chichi. If things stuck to canon, Vegeta could have her in my book. Although I did want to get close to her. I just didn’t want to risk Trunks not being born.

We flew over the ocean, Yamcha still babbling on as we sped up. Eventually I saw it far ahead. A little island only about 75 feet across there was a small pink house with a red roof on it. Small porch out front I didn’t see anyone outside, but as we drew closer I could feel him.

“Master Roshi!” Yamcha yelled as he jumped off the ice. “Roshi! Come out.” I landed and made a move to go inside but Yamcha’s hand stopped me.

“Never go into Roshi’s house,” he said.

“What? Why?” I asked.

“Feels like he’s alone,” Yamcha said, getting serious. “The old man is a little...pervy.”

“Yeah so,” I said. This wasn’t news to me.

“He is usually doing...you know.”

“What?”

“Doing stuff,” Yamcha said, blushing. “He lives alone...”

“Wh-Oh seriously?” I asked surprised. “He’s jerking it?”

“You thought to volunteer me?” The old man asked, annoyed. He was as I imagined. Average height. Bald head, fluffy white beard, sunglasses, Hawaiian shirt, and a turtle shell on his back. “I quit doing that sort of thing a long time ago.”

“Yeah, but he has a little problem. I wasn’t sure if you could take a look,” Yamcha said. Nervous in front of the old man. Roshi eyed me. I couldn’t help but notice that he was in his boxer shorts. A little awkward I stared back, trying to show confidence.

“I see,” Roshi said as he turned away. “I know your problem.”

“You do?!” I asked, more excited about the news than I expected. “What is it?”

“Unlike these idiot students of mine. I don’t do things for free,” Roshi said, turning around quickly. “I will have a price.”

That’s when I remembered Launch. Roshi had demanded Krillin and Goku find him a girlfriend before he let them become students.

“How about 5 hours in heaven?” I offered as I pulled my Chikyugi necklace out of my status screen. Luckily I knew how to handle perverts.

Roshi was soon in my Makuramoto. 100 women to feed and fawn over him for a few hours would loosen his tongue.

“What’d you do?” Yamcha asked as we stood over the old man. The pervy guy had a huge smile on his face as he laughed in the Genjutsu.

“Just an illusion,” I said. “He will be out in a moment. Thanks for the fight. How much of your strength did you have yo use?”

“Honestly? I was about to hit you with most of it,” he admitted.

“Really?” I asked, more than pleased.

“Yeah, not sure if I should be training you. You might want to talk to Tien or-“

“No!” Roshi said as he opened his eyes. “Where are the girls?!”

“They’re there,” I assured the old man as I rested my hand on his shoulder. “I’ll send you back if you tell me my problem.”

“You have no Ki,” he blurted. Grabbing the necklace he pushed his face up to it as if he could push his way into the world I made for him. “Send me back!”

“I don’t have Ki?” I asked. I grabbed the old man’s shoulder forcing him to face me. “What the hell do you mean? I’m strong. I have life energy.”

“You do,” the old man admitted. “But yours is broken.”

“Broken? Calm it down and I’ll make it 200 women this time. Explain slowly.”

Roshi grumbled but got more excited as he sat up. “Okay. Your body has energy. But it’s almost...corrupted. Your body has no talent to move Ki. I can feel you’re strong. So you’ve persevered. But where others take a year to learn how to channel ki. Yours would take a century.”

“Fuck,” I said turning around. Thinking back to my old life in DBZ World I’d been the youngest son of the dojo master. My older brothers had made fun of and jeered at me as it took every bit of effort to try to catch up to them. But I never succeeded.

Back when I originally got to the world I assumed it would be a simple bit of extra effort to catch up. Apparently the body was doomed.

“Is there no hope of me learning?” I asked, Roshi.

“A miracle. But your bodies all wrong. I’m surprised you’re as strong as you are,” he admitted. “Now send me back.” I lifted the necklace and he went off to a blissful world.

“What are you going to do?” Yamcha asked as I walked away. I wasn’t in the mood to talk. Heading to the water I stared out to the ocean as I thought.

Was my adventure in DBZ already over? I had hoped to get to training. Bulk up whatever was needed to start using Ki. But he’ll I’d gone to Naruto and could use chakra, One Piece and could sense my Haki. There was a reason I couldn’t sense Ki, it simply wasn’t there or was too unruly to handle with my body type.

My mind tried to come up with what to do. My adventure was coming to a close and I had only about 28 days until my next challenge. I had hoped to learn Ki to figure out if I wanted to use a Challenger Slot on it. It was time to rethink my plans.

That was until I remembered where I was. “Dragon Ball Z...” I said slowly. The answer was right in front of me the whole time. With that a quest popped up.

Dragon Ball Z Quest 1:

Collect all 7 Dragon Balls.

Rewards:

Item Choice