Chapter 27: Stan

Chapter 27: Stan

We eat and chat.

Now, Augustus is the first proper member of the male Elven universe to whom I can relate to. Lucillus is too refined for my tastes. Antoninus, instead, is on the other end of the spectrum.

Augustus is the perfect balance.

And, as all men do when they meet each other, we talk about two things.This chapter is updated by nov(e)(l)biin.com

Are you telling me that there are sex shops in Amorium? I widen my eyes.

Yes, sex-related stuff is the first thing.

Oh, can you show me the wink-cum-tongue-click again? Augustus asks, fascinated.

Women-related stuff is the second.

I dont know if Augustus is a master in deceiving others and actually wants to gut me as soon as he gains my trust. To be honest, I dont really care. Im having a really good time here.

Joey, I have to say I did not expect to have such a pleasant conversation, the tall Elf says, I think its getting late for me. I still need to run quite a few errands for my master. But Ill seek you out tomorrow after you deal with your baking negotiations. Im sure Lucinda will take exceptional care of you.

Augustus goes for the counter, but then he stops and bends over the table. He doesnt sit, he just bends with urgency in his eyes.

Its going to be really hard if you want to date Lucinda, my friend. Not even I know what she wants. But I think you have something special in you. Use that and you might have a shot.

Augustus leaves me with this cryptic judgment and we both leave after he has paid the full bill.

I dont know if you have ever met a homeless person in real life. But in NYC, if you meet a homeless person, they are not sweet and compassionate as this old guy. In fact, Earth-homeless people are 75% dangerous, 20% crazy-cute, 5% warm and compassionate.

I know this guy who makes little sculptures with used newspapers and some glue. Im pretty sure he also eats the glue or sniffs it or whatever you do with glue. Before coming here, I made a point of bringing the guy some food every day or making sure that someone from my bakery would; first, I dont want him to eat the glue. Second and this might sound really smug I love the way he uses newspapers to do something actually useful. I dont like the news hell, I dont even vote but this guy makes something out of all the trash the journalists like to write. He makes these beautiful little things, from swans to little families. After spraying such sculptures with an ungodly amount of disinfectant, I even sold a few in my shop.

One day I told him that he could make a little business out of it, that he could take himself out of misery.

That day I learned another thing about homeless people. Most of them are on the street because they want to. They could do otherwise, but they chose to become what they are. Its not always true, obviously. There is a good deal of poor people who got poor enough to resort to that. But usually, they sleep in cars, not proper tents or on cardboard boxes.

Anyway, my guy told me that he was good. As long as I could feed him some bakery stuff, he was happy, and he had hella fun with his little sculptures.

In my unrealistic dreams, I like to think that hes a Michelangelo who doesnt care about fame or success, someone who just wants to enjoy the little life has provided him with.

However, something brings me back from my trip down memory lane.

Stan? I ask, confused.

Thats the name, he says with a laugh, copying my mannerism.

Is it short for something like Stanlius? Stanus? Stanimium?

I have no idea what Latin name starts with Stan.

Names are important, young Human. I wouldnt shorten my name, he nods toward me. I gave up my name a long ago and a friend gave me this one.

Stan goes on.

In fact, it was a human just like you.

My mind reels.