Chapter 64: Arbiter

Chapter 64: Arbiter

Huh, what? I look at Camilla with the intensity of a thousand suns.

Amelia and Clodia have some unresolved issues, her voice was strained by the effort needed to restrain her older sister. So, why dont we take a third-party individual and use him as an arbiter of sorts?

I dont need no arbiter! Flaminia, let me go! Im killing that tramp!

I think its a good idea.

I shiver before I turn and look at the schadenfreude on Lucindas face.

You do?

Oh, yes. Lets see how you deal with relationships when things get serious and messy, shall we?

For Gods sake. Wasnt she supposed to still be awkward around me? Whats this ambush, now? Is this a bad joke?

Camilla whispers in Amelias hear while Flaminia is doing the same with Clodia. They both straighten up and dust off their clothes right away.

Well, tramp, are you ready to have a civil discussion with Joey?

Oh, man, Im so dead.

I am so dead.

Amelia stares daggers at her ex.New novel chapters are published on

Okay, lets go sit inside. Lucinda, Im so sorry about this. Do you mind waiting for a bit while we solve this? You are obviously invited to spectate, Camilla says to my quarry.

Id love to, Camilla. Take all the time you need. I want to see how my client untangles this huge mess, Lucinda strides toward the entrance of Happy Bakery.

You tell me, ok?

Why do you want to be edgy and smarter than others?

Did you get dropped on your head when you were a kid?

Oh, look at me, Im so dark and mysterious.

Are you, really?

Whats mysterious about you? You buy ragged clothes on Etsy and look up YouTube videos on how to make your voice huskier?

I despise a whole host of people, true. I try to be kind, too, obviously. But on top of my very populated hate-list, there are those who push the wrong boundaries.

You want to push the boundaries of science? You are welcome to do that. By all means, go build rockets and do mad science research. We need those people. But you want to only buy dark clothes and dye your hair and paint your nails? I dont know, man, I think its silly.

People now build their personalities around the weirdest things. It can be about clothes, or trying to look alternative, or music, and even politics.

Oof, entering a room and saying that Ive never voted once in my entire life is the best conversation starter. It immediately filters out the non-chill people. In fact, when you enter a room and you want to instantly know what people not to hang out with, just say Ive never voted in my entire life. Thats it. Its like magical words.

There will be eyes popping, screaming, insults, swearing.

Mind you, when you ask what these people contribute to society, they will, eight out of ten times, tell you that they never did anything outside of casting their votes. Well, thats how you catch them off-guard. Its also a great lady-catching-story: you say you never voted but that you like volunteering and stuff. I honestly do because you can meet very interesting women volunteers in homeless shelters, and because I can cook. Feeding people is the one thing I dont mind doing even in my free time.

Hes been staring into the wall and chuckling for the past two minutes, I hear Camillas voice.

Wake him up so we can start, Clodia growls.

Right, the arbiter stuff.