Chapter 127: Luciani's the Name

Chapter 127: Luciani's the Name

Appius is a dangerous Elf.

I almost jump on the spot when Stanimals deep voice reaches me.

God, you almost gave me a heart attack.

Im watching the conversation that could spell my end from afar. Ive been banned from the only-girls chat, and Ive been sitting in a corner, trying to get some glimpses of what they are saying. Sadly, Princess Laura has used multiple wards to shield their conversation.

If you are really thinking of marrying her, you should beware of

Oh, right! I forgot to ask because of our fight. But I want to buy an animal. Like a mascot for the place. A cat, possibly. Can we go to the pet store later? You have a thing with animals, right? Help me choose the best cat. Well name him Fyodor, like one of my favorite authors.

Having said the most important piece on my mind, I get back to watching the three women from afar.

Appius is almost an [Archmage] and has schemed more than he lets on. Hes a very dangerous person, Joey.

Almost an [Archmage]? When did that become a reason to be feared? You are the student and possibly the future disciple of a [Supreme Archmagus]. You shall not fear any almost an [Archmage] as long as I am teaching you!

Do you know how old people have a lot of free time on their hands and they just love talking? Well, most of the time, Im happy to spend even half an hour entertaining an old lady or an old man. They are full of interesting tales, weird observations, and, most of the time, racism. I could do without the last part, but it comes with the whole package, sadly.

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My soul can easily work on the mathematics for the spell while it follows your journey.

Are you bringing me to the pet store or not? Answer the question, and then we can move onto less important stuff like the Appius dude.

Yes, Ill bring you to the pet store, Stan sighs.

If you keep sighing like that you might turn into Lucillus, beware.

I sent him to fetch Master Lakaris, by the way.

Oh, God. The Goblin, again.

Yeah, yeah. Whatever. What did you want to say about the Appius dude?

And by the way, are you sure you want a cat? They are vicious beasts.

They remind me of someone, I say with a smile while looking at the purple mane swinging back and forth during raucous laughter at the womens table.

Ancestor, Princess Laura bows her head, reaching the table where Stan and I are playing cards. Ive had a custom deck made based on the Italian game of Briscola, something easy and funny to play. My cousin robbed me blind every time we played, that criminal.

Sit, Stan says. I visited your parents and personally ensured that your mother would not scheme anything dangerous. Many retainers of your family died because they were more faithful to the dethroned Queen than their country. The Queen is currently on your grandfathers estate, far from the Capital. Your father shall select a better Queen to rule with him in three years. If he cant do so, hell lose the throne as well. As for you, shall you show me that you are not worthy of being a Princess, you shall lose your titles and follow your mother. Soon, we will visit your brothers. I have already arranged tests that should be taking place at this exact moment. As I said, I shall not bear witness to royalty incapable of kindness. There have been enough monsters in the Royal Family, and I wont allow more to emerge.

Are my brothers in danger? Princess Laura asks.

No. The test is meant for their character, not their martial prowess. Strong or weak, a foolish ruler will always be a calamity for their subjects.

Ancestor, Joey Luciani proposed to me. He said he would end the conflict between Humans and Elves if I accepted. I ask you to be the judge of such a statement, the princess says while looking at me.

You two are so intense, man. Cant you chill a bit? Whats the point of declaring war and being all solemn? Cant a person relax before doing that stuff? I mean, why stress so much about it if the thing itself is stressing?

My words fall on deaf ears.

This Human was capable enough to bring me into his bakery and kind enough to offer a bigger daily wage than what a small merchant would make in a month. He asked me not to humiliate you, Princess Laura. He put his life on the line for a person who tried to kill him. If hes working on an elaborate ruse, hes probably a [Mastermind] over level 80. So far, I judge his character as more honorable than even my sons.

Princess Lauras lips slightly part, leaving an expression of disbelief on her face.

As far as his power goes, Joey Luciani is a [Mage] of incredible prospect. We shall assess his capabilities by putting him up against the most talented [Mages] of the Nine Towers Academy in five weeks. Shall he win all the duels against his peers, I will evaluate whether or not hes fit to marry into the Royal Family.

Wait, I say, alarmed. What do you mean into the Royal Family? Ill marry the Royal Family, right?

Into the Royal Family, Stan repeats in a lower voice.

So, Ill have to change my last name? Wont she become Laura Luciani? And whats even the last name of the Royal Family? Hell, Im not changing my last name! This is preposterous!

You have to duel every talent of the Nine Towers Academy, and thats what you are worried about? the Princess asks me.

Hell, yeah. I dont care about those dumbasses. No one is changing my surname into whatever weird stuff you people are up to. If you want to marry this prime American-Italian rib, lassie, you have to take my last name! Its going to be Laura Luciani, baby!