Chapter 131: Princess
That pig is smart. Thats the first thing Ive noticed. Im confused about why the so-called [Tamer] and owner doesnt treat it with more respect. From the little I can see, it does have very intelligent eyes. And when you deal with intelligent creatures, you shouldnt patronize them. On top of that, after all the insults and complaints, I really doubt that pig will give this Augustus the time of the day.
Hello, I say while approaching the white pig on her pedestal. Its a small pig, not exactly baby-sized, but small. Its the size of a fat Wiener, Id say.
The white pig doesnt respond in the slightest.
Im Joey Luciani, Your Highness. I couldnt help but notice how your presence stands out amidst all the plebe scuttering around here. And I commend your heroic feats of trying to liberate the oppressed masses. May you and I discuss a partnership? If you dont mind, that is.
Every other person around me goes silent while I speak to the little pig.
Look, I know I might be mistaken, but my sixth sense for girls says that this girl right here needs some coaxing. Plus, she looks like pig royalty.
Excuse me, Your Highness, what is that Human doing
Silence! I thunder at the owner, cringing a bit inside.Read latest chapters at novelhall.com Only
I really hope Im right about this stupid animal.
Im speaking to another Princess here, I say while pointing respectfully at the white pig.
May I propose something to you, Your Highness?
The white pig holds my gaze for several moments before she snorts and slightly raises a front leg, accompanying the gesture with a nod.
Im looking for a partner for my joint. Im the greatest [Baker] in Amorium, and I could supply you with the best original foods in the country. And it looks like someone of your stature is being treated unfairly here. Would you lets settle on a price for your partnership with these peasants and bring you back with me?
The pig looks taken aback.
Good God.
What?
He didnt.
Goddamnit.
Stan, just pay him the price. Ill be taking Princess Bianca back with me, and Ill show her new lodgings.
I bow to the Wallorian Treasurer and smile.
May I, Your Highness? I say with my hands proffered toward her.
She nods and jumps between my arms.
Now, we have two Princesses in our bakery, I say while turning to Princess Laura. It has to be a record.
The woman with purple hair looks like shes on the verge of having a stroke. A huge blue vein is pulsating on her forehead.
Are you comparing that pig to me?
I hear a snort, and I see a mocking expression on the white pigs face. Princess Laura is probably thinking about making some white sausages, isnt she?
Well, better not to answer her question, then.
I scutter away toward the exit, knowing I will get so many laughs for the new little royalty in my embrace.
Princess Bianca, we are going to have some fun together.
For the first time, the Wallorian Treasures squeals like a pig, probably agreeing with me.