Chapter 302 – Cat Dad Army's First Raid
"Kikikiki!"
"Row, row, row the boat, gently down the stream!"
The death parade of party girls followed the war maidens. Despite having awkward and bulky physiques, the creepy ladies ran at the speed of 200km/h.
In half an hour, they reached the checkpoint of Yeet City. A long five-meter-tall wall barricaded them from entering Yeet Province.
Fortunately, the checkpoint gate was wide open, and several war maidens already secured the entrance. Still, the party girls ignored the gate and phased through the walls as common sense didn't apply to their abilities.
Running for 10 minutes, they reached the city wall of Yeet City. Unlike the checkpoint, the walls were 10 meters tall, which made it difficult for invaders to climb and attack the city.
Party girls didn't care. They laughed and raised the volume of their cassette players.
"Row, row, row the boat, gently down the stream!"
The party girls charged toward the walls and phased through all obstacles as if they were ghosts. Upon entering the city, they split up and searched for survivors. However, they ignored the people that war maidens had captured.
As the war maidens had already secured helpless NPCs and non-combatants in the city, the party girls couldn't find a victim during the first minutes of the raid. They had no choice but to expand and search deeper into the city.
Along the way, they encountered Pretty Skins, who had their fill from the raid. They slightly bowed to greet each other before they minded their own businesses.
After the party girls searched through 200,000 square meters in the northern district, they managed to find a few thousand stragglers. As usual, they either converted them into their comrades or collected their flesh for food.
10 minutes after the raid, the party girls stop searching. They retreated to the northern gate to regroup with the war maidens as their bosses instructed.
Fu De and Party Queen also arrived. They rested on the city wall, gazing at the burning houses and buildings. Then, they examined the state of their soldiers.
War Maidens no longer proactively fought. They escorted the captives and forced them to travel north along with the retreating pretty skins, heading to their dungeon. From now on, these people would either become their slaves or food.
Party Girls giggled while they stared at the captives, intimidating them with their expressions and theme songs.
Master Yeet stared at the monsters and glanced at their levels. He bitterly sighed, realizing that he never had a chance against this army. He followed the P.O.W. and pondered.
'Is it possible for me to join the monster ranks? Come to think of it, Pan Mei told everybody that Xiaomao belongs to the Cathulhu Faction, and that faction serves Mao Miaomiao and Mu-Nyang. If that's the case, I should be able to infiltrate their ranks.'
Master Yeet chuckled while he ogled the war maiden next to him, who had been guarding the captives.
"Hey, beautiful. Do you have a boyfriend?"
"…"
The ant girl frowned and glanced at Master Yeet in disgust. Then, she looked away.
"Do you know that I'm a master swordsman? I always carry three swords with me, but you only confiscate two. Why don't you confiscate my third sword?"
"…"
The ant girl immediately turned to Master Yeet. Her face split, revealing her mandibles and ant facial features. Although her face looked scary and intimidating, Master Yeet didn't flinch. His tied hands touched his pants.
"Help me unsheathe my sword, girl. I'm sure you'll be impressed!"
The nearby captives overheard the conversation. As most of them were housewives and women, they glared at the vulgar man and wished that the monsters would kill him.
The ant also furrowed her brows. She thrust her index finger into Master Yeet's right eye and gauged the eyeball out!
Master Yeet screamed in pain. He covered his bleeding eye socket.
The ant snorted and proceeded to eat the eyeball. Then, she continued escorting the captives as if nothing had happened.
The housewives and the prisoners sneered at Master Yeet. He got what he deserved.
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= Pangu Monastery =
Yuan Shaoqing, Wen Chou, Yan Liang, and the immortals of the Yuan Clan plundered the stash of the church. They found their hidden treasures which Yuan Shaoqing and Yuan Hua had stored in Yeet City.
The immortals stored all items, gold coins, and artifacts in their inventory. Then, they rushed out. The group exited the monastery and looked toward the north.
The invasion of party girls and war maidens had temporarily ceased as they were reorganizing their troops. Seeing that the nasty army wouldn't attack them for the time being, Yuan Shaoqing gave his men the second order.
"Retreat to the east gate! Do not fly since there might be lurking immortals somewhere in the city. Remember that Nian's clones have already descended to this world, and his forces haven't moved yet!"
The team distributed and sorted their items. They carried whatever they could take and fled east.
Outside Yeet City's eastern gate was a massive farmland district. Although a few farms were ravaged by wandering monsters and insect creatures, they were insignificant in Yuan Shaoqing's eyes.
The real target of Yuan Shaoqing was a dungeon of level-500 centaurs, which was located in the northeastern valley, 400 kilometers northeast of the farmland district. That place was not popular among players as no one was strong enough to fight in that area yet, but it was rich in natural resources. The valley also provided a strategic defense, suitable to build a fortress or a checkpoint there.
Yuan Shaoqing aimed to rebuild his kingdom there by mimicking Xiaomao's strategy. He planned to take over the dungeon and become a new dungeon master while Pangu, Odin, Solomon, and Meowmeow were busy in their little war.
If he could play his card right, those factions might end up wasting their resources and manpower in war. Then, Yuan Shaoqing would have a chance to defeat them if they were weakened enough.
The group quietly left the city as planned.
Unbeknownst to them, a caracal cat had been watching their movements from the beginning. He had been sitting on the monastery rooftop, watching the city burn.
Nian's clones finally arrived in this world. However, his mana and Qi were depleted after coming here. Because of the lack of mana and Qi, he rested there, recuperating and recovering his strength.
He gazed toward the north, looking down on the party girls and war maiden armies.
"I could have killed all of them here, but I have to save my strength to fight Chang'e, Meowmeow, and Mu-Nyang, nya! Consider yourself lucky!"
The three-eye cat stood up, turned around, and vanished. No one had detected his presence. Even the immortal priests of the Pangu Church couldn't find him.