Chapter Seventy-Six - How Droll

Chapter Seventy-Six - How Droll

Chapter Seventy-Six - How Droll

I stopped at the first flower that caught my eye. Or, well, the first flower that caught my eye and that was well within reach.

The valley was filled with them, as if someone had planted a wonderful garden in this corner of the world where only the observant and lucky would find it.

A healthy Zoro Aster.

Hrm, I said as I gave the purple, star-shaped flower a sniff. It smelled nice, and looked nice, but thats all I could really say about it. Im going to look at a few of these flowers. Amaryllis could you mark the area on a map? I think that was part of the mission too.

Sure, Amaryllis said. She took a deep breath and let it out as a contented sigh. Even my prickly bird friend couldnt resist the allure of so much prettiness in one place.

Orange took three steps forward upon landing on the ground from her perch on Amaryllis shoulder, then she flopped onto her side.

I dropped my backpack down, fetched my herbology book and fell onto my knees next to the patch of flowers.

Zoro Aster

An uncommon flower found in large patches, usually near other flowers and in areas with potent life mana. The Zoro Aster has few uses, though its flowers can be used to make a potion that cures one of the afflictions caused by negative or so-called evil mana. The flower is otherwise harmless and is prized in some areas as a sign of peace and fertility.

Cool, I said as I set the book aside. Reaching out, I rubbed one of the flowers, then gave the plant a hearty pat. Im just taking the one flower, okay?

When I had a sample placed away I moved on to the next flower.

Awen, Amaryllis, you two can explore or whatever, I said. I dont think this place will have any mean plants.

Awa, o-okay, Awen said. She stepped up, looked at the sea of plants around her, then with her fists clenched and her bravery shored up, she pushed forward and started looking around.

She squeaked when a bee buzzed by her head, but other than that, she seemed to have the hang of if. More or less.

Im going to go keep an eye on her, Amaryllis said as she got up and poofed the notepad she had been scribbling in.

That might be for the best, I agreed. Awen was adorable and she had the makings of a truly great friend, but she was a bit... unprepared for the great outdoors. We didnt need her having a panic attack because she saw a wasp. Even if wasps were evil.

I moved over to a patch of yellow flowers growing on tall stalks. They had strange pointed petals, like a daffodil, but a little longer and spikier.

Hello pretty, I said. Insight?

A daft o dill in full bloom.

I snorted at the name and looked through my book until I found a page with a drawing of the plant in question. There was more than one name for it in the tome.

Daft ODill / Yellow Moron

A common flower of the Amaryllis family of plants. These perennials grow in early Spring and late Autumn and produce beautiful and fragrant plants. Prized by many for their resilience and ease of care, they are nonetheless a minor threat and nuisance to the unwary. The flower produces a sweet, tasty nectar around a seed that will attract small animals. The flower spreads by germinating wherever the eater excretes the seed post-consumption.

The nectar of this plant is a non-lethal poison that will cause a sharp decrease in the consumers mental faculties for a short period of time. Feelings of confusion can last for up to a day, depending on the amount of nectar consumed.

A common ingredient in many tinctures and poisons meant to incapacitate.

I slapped a hand over my mouth to hold back a giggle. I had to show Amaryllis the entry about this flower.

He seemed to think about that for a moment, then his eyes glazed. Seven paws, he said.

Huh? I said. It took a moment for that to register. He had five toes per paw, so that was... thirty-five? Or did drolls not count the strange big-toe? That would put him at twenty-eight health points. Neither option was very good. Amaryllis do you have another potion?

Amaryllis nodded and poofed a pen and paper into existence from her ring and got to writing.

Well make sure you are nice and healthy, I said. Dont you worry.

Thank you, human, he said.

Im Broccoli, Broccoli Bunch, I said with a beaming smile.

The droll smiled back and I had to hold back a wince at how strange it looked. Thank you, Broccoli. I am Barks at Squirrels.

I clamped my jaw shut to stop a very inappropriate giggle from escaping. Ah, well, its a pleasure to meet you, Barks... at Squirrels. Did you run into a monster?

The droll shook his head. No.... yes. A monster, but not one that should be here. The scent, its become all wrong.

What do you mean? I asked.

Barks at Squirrels answer was delayed as Amaryllis passed me a potion bottle that I handed to the droll. Thank you, he said before he drank the potion in one gulp. The glass golems of the shard dungeon, they used to be dangerous, but they would stand their ground. They marked their territory and would stay in it. Now they are broken, and they roam around and attack. It is dangerous.

I looked up to Amaryllis. Maybe we should keep an eye out for those, I said.

For what? she asked. Youve been growling and barking like a mad woman for the last few minutes. If you expect me to understand you then Im afraid that your sense of observation is lacking. Im a harpy, not a mutt.

Oh, I said. My translation thing must have kicked in.

Awa, its very impressive that Miss Broccoli can speak Drollish.

Thanks, I said. It was hardly that impressive. I never worked for that ability, so I couldnt exactly be proud of it. Barks at Squirrels here said that he was attacked by some sort of glass golem? They apparently used to be territorial, but now theyre roaming around?

Ahh, Awen said. Theres a dungeon that has lots of glass things in it near the desert. It should be close by.

Well, weve healed... Barks at Squirrels, here, Amaryllis said. We should be on our way.

I gave Amaryllis a look before turning back to the Droll. Do you need help getting back to your home? I asked.

The dogs eyes widened a little. Would you do this for me?

Of course we would. What if you got attacked again? We wouldnt want to lose a friend. I patted the droll on the head, then realized what I was doing and pulled my hand back as if Id patted a stove instead of a fluffy head.

Barks at Squirrels didnt seem to mind. He groaned as he turned around and stayed on all fours for a long moment before pushing himself up to his feet. He was a little unsteady, and it was clear that his side still hurt, but he didnt look that badly off. I can make it. The pack is a quarter days walk desertwards.

I nodded. Let me tell my friends, I said before turning to the others. He says that their pack is a bit of a walk towards the desert. Thats more or less the direction were going in, right?

Youre going to make us help this mutt, arent you? Amaryllis asked. She didnt even wait for me to answer. Of course you will. You moron. Awen, are the droll dangerous?

N-no? Theyre mostly nice. They might fight back, um, if you try to hurt them, but theyre mostly nice.

I smiled at Amaryllis until she crumbled. Fine.

Did you hear that, Barks? Were going to bring you home!