Chapter Bonus Chapter: The Other Possibilities

Chapter Bonus Chapter: The Other Possibilities

Very much not canon!

Cinnamon Nun

What in the world is happening? The mayors voice rang out across the town square.

His week had been... a little on the hectic side. That much was normal. It was the Roses Bell festival week, or at least, the week leading up to the one-day festival. That meant merchants and spectators and people from every smaller town in the region all coming to Rosenbell for a day or two.

Every year was a bit of a mess, with arguments sparking and a few people always getting too fond of their drink.

It was worth it, of course, but still.

And then this year a dragon had come to demand cattle and food and tribute. He thought his heart would stop right then and there. Theyd been saved by a trio of young explorers of all things, but he figured it was a near thing.

Then hed been told that there was an entire troupe of children making a mess of the town square just before construction of the stages was set to begin.

There were skinny preteens grouped up together to one side smoking, and toddlers running around while screaming. More of them were jumping up and down on... on something that the mayor suspected was a person.

To one side, a group of three girls were pinning an older teen against a wall, obviously making her very uncomfortable, and in the middle of it all, right where the mayor would expect anyone responsible for the tiny disaster to be, was a nun.

No, not a nun, he realized. The young woman was too young, and her habit was actually little more than a black and white towel draped over her head.

She was running in circles trying to catch a pair of boys who were chanting rather vulgar swears.

What is happening? he asked. When it became obvious the no one would answer, the older gentleman took in a deep, deep breath and screamed. What. Is. Happening!

The children froze up.

Smiling, the mayor congratulated himself on still having a good pair of lungs before, with a twitch of his mustache, he zeroed in on the one he suspected was responsible. You, he said pointing at the would-be nun. Please do explain.

It took only a moment more for him to recognize the women as the one that had roared (quite fearsomely) at the dragon the day prior.

Ah, she began. Um. See, I got a nun class?

Yes? he asked. That didnt explain anything.

And I figured Id help out at the orphanage, because thats what nuns do? And I could teach all these kids about the magic of friendship?

He looked around at the mess theyd made. You seem to have failed, he said.

The womans eyes teared up. They didnt want to listen. The lady at the orphanage said to use a ruler but, but I cant do that!

Didnt you have help? he asked. There are... twenty kids here!

The girl pointed to the side where her shy friend was hiding from the still suspicious looks of three girls, then she pointed to a pile of feathers that he suspected was once a harpy. They, they tried. But the children! Oh, it was awful!

The mayor sighed. At least this filled the quota for strange things happening on the Roses Bell festival week.

***

Buns of Steel

Awen didnt know why Broccoli had asked her to meet her in the yard behind the inn. She also didnt know why Broccoli had asked Awen to find a stick and a cast-iron pan. Not knowing didnt matter though. Broccoli was the coolest, nicest, most kind person that Awen had ever met, and if she asked to meet outside, then Awen would do that.

She would do a lot more than that too, but that kind of thinking was wrong and undignified and immoral, and it made her feel faint and all fuzzy inside.

It was probably for the best that she stepped outside where the air was cooler and much nicer to breath.

It only took a glance around to find Broccoli.

And then Awen stopped to stare at her heroine.

Broccoli was currently sitting on the ground, an expression somewhere between a pout and a scowl on her face.

The young woman got up and then, with a small hop, jumped onto a small picnic table set under the shade of a grand tree. She stood atop the table, bent halfway forwards, then tipped backwards.

Awa! Awen called out. Its not what she wanted to say. She wanted to shout a warning, but whenever she tried to say things in a hurry, things twisted up between her brain and her tongue and it was always that cursed pair of syllables that escaped.

Its why she couldnt shout a proper warning as Broccoli fell backwards and, munich to Awens surprise, landed on the ground rear-first with the dull thump of something hard impacting the dirt.

Hmm, Broccoli said.

Awen unfroze a moment later and rushed over, pan and stick still in hand. Are you okay? she asked.

I feel... warm, Broccoli said after shed finished tugging at her ears while looking in the mirror. Not bad warm, but warm-warm.

Awa, maybe, um, buns have higher body temperatures? Awen tried.

It was an astute observation. Amaryllis nodded along. Thats distinctly possible, she said. Ill have to find a few books to narrow things down. I just hope you didnt catch a fever at the same time as you changed races. It would be just like you to get sick like that. amaryllis doubted there were any good apothecaries in such a backwater. Shed need to run back into her rings range, order something from a proper, civilized place, and then run back to give it to Broccoli.

Nah, I think Im okay, Broccoli said. Healths at one hundred percent and all. She sighed, tugged at the nape of her neck, then with a shrug took off the top layer of her armour.

Hrm, well I suppose its nothing, Amaryllis said.

Yeah, Broccoli agreed as she took off her shirt.

Awen squeaked next to her and covered her eyes, but Amaryllis didnt care. Human... Bun physiology was only really interesting in a sort of scientific fashion.

So hot right now, Broccoli said as she stripped out of her skirt.

Awen started stuttering while Amaryllis worked hard to put two and two together. The result wasnt promising.

H-hey, Awen? Broccoli asked.

Yes? Awen said past the hands she had plastered over her face.

Wanna play... a game?

Wh-what kind of game? Awen asked.

Broccoli shifted on the spot. I dunno. Monopoly or something.

That was it. Amaryllis was going to learn a spell that allowed her to summon cold water.

***

Cinnamon Bum

I dunno, man, Broc B. said from her spot on the couch. Who, exactly, had brought the couch out into the town square was anyones guess. Just, like, chill out, you know?

Yeah, Rhawrexdee said. Yeah, we all need more chill.

The dragon dragon took a hit from Broccolis cinnamon bun bong and let it out as a plume of dancing smoke.

Yeah.

Off to one side, Amaryllis fumed.

***

Cinnamon Bun Pun

Amaryllis glared at... at the girl whod somehow become her best friend. So? she asked. Are you done being a complete moron?

Broccoli, who was currently tied to a chair with a piece of rope in her mouth, nodded rapidly.

Aw... should I, um, untie her? Awen asked.

Certainly, Amaryllis said.

The little mechanic fumbled with the ropes for a bit, showing a surprising level of expertise with them until they came loose and Broccoli was able to talk once more.

Oh, wow, thanks! Broccoli said. So far, Amaryllis though, so good. So, why did you tie me up?

To stop you from talking, Amaryllis said.

Broccoli blinked. Talking? Did I make a tit of myself?

Amaryllis eyes narrowed.

Because being tied up like this is super unpheasent. I feel like a sitting duck. And its not like I did anything fowl enough to deserve getting tied!

Should, should I tied her back up? Awen asked.

Oh no, Broccoli said. As Awazing as you are with that rope, Awen, Id really knot have it around my mouth again. No! I haven't been knotty, I swear!

Amaryllis nodded to Awen and watched as Broccoli struggled against being tied all over again. She wondered... hoped there was a cure to the terrible affliction that had captured her friend.