Q: what's it like to fight to the meat?
Maitreya: cathartic. When people are on a journey to the west, they just go down to earth and have been beaten violently. If I understand this feeling, I will be beaten again. I will hide first.
"Stop fighting! Stop fighting
"Monk Tang! Golden Cicada! Stop it
Maitreya feels very painful. Even if the fat is thicker than the armour, it can't stop the momentum of his fist.
In fact, there is more shock and fear in my heart.
Because, even if Jinchanzi recovered his memory and strength, he could not be so strong.
And the unexpected things along the journey to the West were also obvious, which were all done by Tang monk.
Monkey King: Wuwu, I don't want to carry the pot anymore.
Su Xun was a decent man, so he just made Maitreya fat and stopped.
"I will report this to the Buddha!"
Maitreya stood up with fat.
Su Xun laughed: "do you think you have this chance? Originally, Buddha, I didn't want to attack you. Why do you have to force me to be cheap? "
"Yes, people are forced out!" Pig Bajie said, looking at Maitreya was beaten into a brother, he felt old and cool.
The corner of Su Xun's mouth twitched for a moment. People were really forced out, but needless to say.
Maitreya Buddha, who used to laugh all the time, can't laugh any more: "I don't know what means you used to suppress me, but I want to go..."
"Bang!"
Su Xun grabbed his neck. He was wrong. This guy was too fat to have a neck.
A grasp of his fat will he severely hit the wall, looking at him, showing a ferocious smile: "you want to go, also can't go."
Wearing a red cassock, his face was full of defiance. Maitreya was like a chicken in his hands.
"Golden Cicada! You You are possessed
Maitreya stammered, because he felt the killing intention from Su Xun's eyes.
"If I want to be possessed, I dare not accept it."
Su Xun said softly.
Sun Wukong's blood was boiling with enthusiasm.
Do they still need to become Buddhists by learning Buddhist scriptures?
A picture appeared in their minds:
when they went to the West Tianling mountain, Su Xun grabbed the Tathagata by the neck and threw him down like a dead dog. Then he sat on his lotus terrace and called himself Buddha.
After that, four of their disciples were also granted the title of Buddha.
Think about it. They're all excited.
"Jinchanzi, don't mess around. If I die, the Buddha will feel it. You can't escape death!"
The cicada panicked.
It's like, you see a dog and you're going to kick him.
Then the dog suddenly becomes a wolf, and can bite your neck at any time.
"Fat meat, I'll send you to move bricks, and I'll lose weight by the way. After all, it's too fat. It's bad for your health, high blood pressure, high blood fat, high blood sugar. It's harmful to Buddha."
Su Xun's voice fell. Before Maitreya Buddha could respond, he was sealed with mana and put it into the small world.
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In the small world.
"Buddha from the East!"
Seeing an old acquaintance, qingniu and the land were quite happy.
One of the four great joys of life: meeting an old friend in a foreign land.
"Come on! Help me up
Maitreya is full of fat and has no magic power, so it's hard for him to get up on his own.
Qingniu is happy to help Buddha. He runs up, bows his head, and arches his horn on the fart of Maitreya.
"Ouch, ouch -"
Maitreya screamed, and his body of several hundred jin brushed and jumped up like a spring.
It's a medical miracle.
"Qingniu! Why are you here! "
Maitreya covered his ass and looked at qingniu with wide eyes. Taishang Laojun was looking for him everywhere. Unexpectedly, he was caught by Tang monk.
"Buddha, how can you come here? How can Tang Monk be the opponent of Buddha?"
Qingniu and Tiandi are looking at Maitreya. After all, they don't think Maitreya will be captured by Tang Monk because of its strength.
What's more, Tang monk is also a Buddhist disciple.
It's a good thing to say that it's impossible to fight them even with their families.
Maitreya immediately figured out the thought in Niu Yiren's heart. He turned his eyes and laughed casually, saying, "I asked to come in on my own initiative."
I'm kidding. I admit that I was caught by the Tang monk. Did he come to the Buddha to save face?
"Pa!"
A whip flew up to him before he had finished loading a force.
"Ah
Without the power, Maitreya screamed.
"Fatso, what are you dawdling about for? Why don't you follow me to move the bricksA ghost will yell with a whip.
Qingniu and Tiandi look at Maitreya with wide eyes. Is that what you mean by coming in voluntarily?
Maitreya embarrassed group, face fat twitch: "I voluntarily move bricks."
Qingniu
Land "....."
Are we fools?
"Pa!"
"Go fast, delay the construction period and cut you!"
"Ah! Stop fighting, I'm Buddha
"Here, you are a hammer, at least you can drive nails. If you are Buddha, you can only move bricks!"
"Pa!"
"Ah
Seeing Maitreya go away with fat while being whipped, qingniu and the earth look at each other.
"This What's going on? "
At the beginning, the two of them also analyzed that this may be a conspiracy of Buddhism against their Taoism.
But now it seems that it has nothing to do with Buddhism. It's the same strike of Tang monks.
Otherwise, all the Buddhists are so miserable?
What shocked them even more was the strength of Tang monk.
What kind of cultivation is it to be able to take a Buddha from the West as a coolie?
Although Donglai Buddha is not as good as Tathagata Buddha, as a Buddha, his strength is absolutely not weak.
"Hiss -"
one cow and one person take a breath.
It has made a negligible contribution to global warming in the small world. -
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Travel to the West.
After the destruction of the little Leiyin temple, the four masters and disciples have been on their way again.
"Master, if you catch the Buddha from the East, nothing will happen." Zhu Bajie was very upset. Qingniu said that although he was Laojun's Mount, he was just a beast.
But the Buddha from the East is different. Tama is the Buddha of Lingshan. If he doesn't show up for a long time, Lingshan will fight to the end.
Su Xun was riding on the horse. Hearing the words, he frowned: "Bajie, what are you talking about? When did you catch Donglai Buddha as a teacher? Don't talk nonsense, you pestilent pig. It's disrespect to the Buddha. Amitabha, it's good. "
Zhu Bajie
Master, you look so shameless. You are so handsome.
"That's right. Don't talk nonsense, you idiot. We haven't met Maitreya Buddha all the way." The monkey king laughs.
Su Xun raised his eyebrows: "Wukong, don't talk nonsense. Monks don't lie. We just met the Buddha from the East."
The monkey king was confused: "master?"
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing are also confused.
Su Xun put his hands together and said calmly, "we just met the Buddha from the East. We have given him the golden cymbal and the bag the day after tomorrow. Then the Buddha encouraged me to wait and then left. As for where he went, how can we know?"
Three people "....."
Master is master, Gao!