Chapter 868

"Come on, Tang Sanzang, don't pretend! Do you look like a monk now? "

The Bodhisattva is yelling at the cloud.

When Su Xun woke up, he turned pale and said weakly, "Bodhisattva, I I'm afraid I can't do it. I'm sorry Buddha has high hopes and dare not delay the great cause of learning Buddhist scriptures Change earlier Change people. "

Fuck! You dare to shout at me, little Guanyin. You haven't got a clear picture yet.

Now I'm a necessity for you!

You have to lick me and make me comfortable, or I'll show you every minute.

All the gods in the dark, such as Jiedi of the five directions, were shown their faces. Monk Tang is the most shameless person they have ever met. It's really Horrible.

"Master, you're holding your tongue." With tears in his eyes, Sun Wukong looked up at Guanyin Bodhisattva: "the merciful Guanyin Bodhisattva, my Buddha is merciful. Please be considerate of my master. My master is not easy."

"Yes, it's not easy. Wuwuwuwu..."

"My poor master..."

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing choked.

"Shut up Guanyin Bodhisattva is going crazy, and his chest is full of waves: "pig Bajie, Sha Wujing, do you want to go back to heaven or not?"

"I don't want to." The two spoke in unison.

Guanyin Bodhisattva

It's really bold. What a pure and virtuous person Tang Sanzang was. He was corrupted by these three bastards. What's he like now!

Three people said: this step on the horse is very unjust!

"Tang Sanzang, you promised Li Shimin, the emperor of Tang Dynasty. If you don't continue your journey to the west, how can you tell him?" Guanyin Bodhisattva brought out Li Shimin.

Su Xun coughed twice: "I It's a miracle that a mortal can go back alive. Your majesty has the world in mind and will I'll understand. "

"What else do you want to do? Let's finish at once. " Guanyin Bodhisattva is powerless.

I'm sorry for my shortsightedness. I'll settle accounts with you after I get the Sutra!

Su Xun said, "I've been weak since I was young. I can't ride a horse. If only I had a carriage."

Now he wants to ride in a carriage, which is so arrogant and willful!

"The journey to the west is all the way over the mountains. The mountain road is rugged. Even if there is a white dragon horse pulling the cart, how can an ordinary carriage run on the mountain road?" Guanyin is right.

Su Xun blinked: "Bodhisattva, there is no road in the world. If there are more people digging, it will become a road. By the way, it will be convenient for the people. I am merciful."

"You You are crazy Avalokitesvara widened his eyes and said in a cold voice: "ridiculous! Lingshan are all Buddhists who have attained the Tao. How can they condescend to open the way for you

"The Bodhisattva looks down on the poor monk. In this case, if we go westward, we may as well not go." Su Xun's voice fell, and he coughed and gasped again.

Sun Wukong knows: "master, I'll send you back to the Tang Dynasty with a somersault

"Wait!" Guanyin Bodhisattva was furious, but he could only break his teeth and swallow them in his stomach. He gritted his teeth and said, "when I go back to Lingshan, if there are disciples willing to go down to earth to open the way for you, I will allow you."

His voice dropped and he flew away. He was afraid of staying any longer and could not help slapping Tang monk to death.

He has never been so angry.

As soon as Guanyin left, Su Xun got up and shook his ashes: "knock me to death."

"Master, you are so good."

Look at Su Bajie's eyes.

If he can make Guanyin angry like this, he swears that his master will be the only one in the world.

Su Xun modestly waved his hand: "wherever you are, you are moderately strong. Bajie, I'll teach you a lesson. As long as you can fight and don't want to be shameful, you are the most comfortable person in the world."

"Master Niu Bi, pass the cigarette to the boss." Pig Bajie takes out a huazi and hands it up.

Su Xun took it and put it in his mouth. The monkey king quickly took out a duster and helped light it.

As for why not use a spell to ignite?

Of course, it's because there is no soul to smoke a cigarette without a lighter.

"OK, just wait here. In the first half of the road, we are disciples. In the second half of the road, the Buddhas of Lingshan mountain are grandchildren." Sitting on a stone, Su Xun tilted his legs and spit out a smoke ring leisurely.

On the other hand, Guanyin Bodhisattva returns to Lingshan as soon as possible.

"Guanyin, didn't you send you to protect the westbound team secretly? Why did you come back, but something happened? "

Seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Tathagata has a dignified face.

Others are also looking at Guanyin.

"The Tang monk is very arrogant," he said

She said it all over again.

Vajra Bodhisattvas are all angry.

Rohan revealed the truth, but they did not change their face.

"The Tang monk is presumptuous! You can't agree to such a ridiculous request! Buddha, we should punish him. " QingChu said.Dragon subduing arhat said: "no, the journey to the west is coming to an end. At this time, we can't make extra twigs."

Voice down, and then looked at the Buddha said: "Buddha, poor monk is willing to go down to earth for Tang Monk open."

"Buddha, we are willing to go."

Arhat reveals truth, thousands of people shout in unison.

They are very eager, because who comes down to earth, who can follow Tang Seng to eat hot pot, drink, dance, and watch Island movies.

So, of course, it's the rush.

But Buddha didn't know what they thought.

Buddha just thought that they were willing to sacrifice for Lingshan, and his heart was filled with emotion.

There are so many loyal people in taling mountain. Why should Buddhism not be popular!

Looking at many Arhats who have just proposed to punish Tang Sanzang's QingChu disaster King Kong, he looks ashamed: "Amitabha, if you can't bear it, you'll make a big plan. I'm rude, and I'm willing to go down to earth."

"No!" Fu Hu Luo Han blurted out and said solemnly: "QingChu disaster Vajra is one of the eight vajras in Buddhism. How can it open the way for a mortal? We don't need any face to reveal the truth of arhat. Everything is for Lingshan and Buddhism! "

"All for Lingshan! All for Buddhism

Many Arhats and Jiedi shout together.

In fact, they want to shout: all for Naizi!

Guanyin Bodhisattva is also a little ashamed. They are not afraid of humiliation. They rush to open the way for Tang monk for Buddhism. What is the anger they just received?

Looking at the unity of the Arhats, the Tathagata Buddha was also enthusiastic and said, "good! The great cause of the journey to the west is related to the rise and fall of Buddhism in China. So bear with it and let the eighteen Arhats go down. "

All the eighteen Arhats were overjoyed.

And the rest of us are sorry.

Seeing this, the Tathagata Buddha was kind-hearted and said with a smile, "you don't need to be like this. There are still many places to serve Buddhism in the future."

"Yes, Buddha."

In this way, Guanyin Bodhisattva went down to earth with the valiant eighteen Arhats.