Zhong Kui is not familiar with Su Xun.
But because Fen Hun and Si Mu were neighbors, he also heard Su Xun's romantic deeds from Si mu.
Just a small Renjia Town, he accepted a pair of cousins, it is a big stallion.
Even if Zhong Kui's sister can't get married, she doesn't need to be a concubine.
Concubines gave each other gifts, even when they were pregnant.
His sister, Zhong Kui, has been married 18 times without getting married. He has been laughed at in the underground.
Now, if you go to be a concubine, won't he be laughed off?
Therefore, fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-theft!
If he had known Su xunzhen could come down to the underground, he would not have sent out invitation cards.
Even if he starved to death, Zhong Kui would never agree with his sister to be his concubine!
When Zhong Kui called out Su Xun's name, everyone Wrong, all ghosts are stunned.
It turns out that this one knows their master Zhong.
"Do you know my brother?" Zhong Li asked Su Xun, beating him in the face with a sweet breath.
Su Xun said solemnly, "I've met several times. Brother Zhong said that a younger sister wanted to marry me. I thought it was a joke. I didn't expect that he really had a younger sister, so beautiful, so "Plump."
"Thank you for your praise, but put your hand down first. So many people are watching." Zhong Li blushed and said in a thin voice, it's really shameful.
"I'm sorry, of course." Su Xun apologized and then changed his hand again.
"You You are good or bad Zhong Li is angry and shy. She likes such a bad man very much.
Of course, the premise is to be handsome.
If you look ugly, it's a slap in the face, and then a scold, hooligan.
Zhong Kui's lung was about to explode: "Su Xun!"
When did I say I would marry my sister to you?
Brother Huanzhong, do I know you very well?
Also, if you don't take your hand away, I'll cut off your dog's paw with the Zhongkui sword you returned!
"Brother, what do you want me to do?" Su Xun looked at Zhong Kui curiously, and cried naturally.
Such a shameless appearance made Zhong Kui marvel and then gnash his teeth.
"You forced me!"
With a loud roar, Zhong Kui got up and reached out to Su Xun: "get out of here!"
"Sister, I'm so scared." Su Xun showed his panic and hugged Zhong Li tightly.
Zhong Li got up and protected Su Xun behind him. He looked at Zhong Kui angrily: "brother, what are you doing?"
"What are you doing! Get out of the way Zhong Kui drank it. He didn't expect that Su Xun was so shameless.
Zhong Li held Su Xun in his arms and said stubbornly, "brother, I want to marry him, or I won't marry him."
On his wedding day, he came down from the sky. Isn't it just a gift from heaven?
"Oh, sister, do you know how many women he has?" Zhong Kui jumped in anger.
Zhong Li had a meal, and then quickly said, "I don't care. Doesn't that just show his excellence?"
"You didn't say that last time." Zhong Kui widened his eyes and looked at Zhong Li in disbelief: "last time you said you wanted to marry someone, but only a woman who only loves you, never a big turnip."
"Can't I change my mind now? Who makes him so handsome? " Zhong Li said with a red face. She looked up and held her chest high. It was magnificent. She was unreasonable and strong.
Zhong Kui collapsed: "how can you do this?"
As a man who died of being ugly, Zhong Kui was severely attacked by his sister.
It is said that Zhong Kui was originally a Juzi of the Tang Dynasty and won the first place in the examination. But when he was worshipped in the Jinluan hall, the emperor thought he was too ugly and wanted to choose a new number one.
Zhong Kui was so ashamed and angry that he pulled out his sword and killed himself.
The emperor was shocked. In order to block youyou's mouth and win the hearts of the people, he ordered Zhong Kui to be allowed to be buried in the ceremony of number one scholar and granted him the title of God of exorcism.
Therefore, Zhong Kui really hated the way he looked at the dishes.
This damned shallow world is too malicious to people with low face.
"I'm sorry, brother." Zhong Li also thought about how his brother died and felt guilty.
Zhong Kui's mouth twitches. You might as well not apologize. Other people's sister is a small cotton padded jacket, while my sister is other people's small cotton padded jacket, which is my bulletproof jacket.
"Old man Zhong! You dare to kill the kid under my seat
At this time, a roar came, and a ghost in black came flying with a large gun.
"Ghost sentence, today is my sister's day of great joy, what to say after today."
As soon as Zhong Kui's face changed, he stepped forward to block it outside the sedan chair and said solemnly.
Previously encountered two kids blocking the road robbery, Zhongkui Zhangyi shot to kill it.I didn't expect that the kid was under the charge of the ghost judge. He was ordered by the ghost judge to go out to block the way to collect money.
"It's none of my business that your sister can't get married!"
Ghost judge does not give face said, cut off people's wealth, such as killing parents, he is now very angry.
Liang Kun said, ah Hiss ~, I know how to clear the fire and get rid of the heat when the fire is big.
"Ghost judgment, my brother-in-law is right. Today is a happy day for me and my wife. If you delay me entering the bridal chamber, don't blame me for being rude."
Susian put his arm around Zhong Li, and his hand was sliding around her waist. Looking at the ghost judge, he said calmly.
"Oh, don't talk nonsense. Just give it to my brother." Zhong Li was so scared that he lost his face. He put a white jade finger on Su Xun's mouth.
That's a ghost sentence. Susian, if a mortal offended him, how could he have good fruit to eat?
Su Xun opened his mouth and held his finger.
It's him that's what I'm talking about.
Zhong Li trembled: "don't ~"
"good courage!" Zhong Kui and GUI Duan share the same voice.
Then two people look at each other, Zhong Kui said: "you beat him, I have no problem."
"Big brother..." Zhong Li is in a hurry.
Su Xun said with relief, "it's OK. I'll beat him."
"Hum." Zhong Kui gave a sneer. He was really a little boy. He didn't know that heaven was high and earth was thick.
"I want to die!"
The ghost judge was so angry that he let out his pen and shot at Su Xunfei.
"Be careful!"
Zhong Li is shocked and wants to use his magic to help Su Xun block him.
But Su Xun held her so tightly that she couldn't move, and he held the flying judge's pen in his other hand.
"What
Seeing this scene, all the ghosts were shocked.
Su Xun spat out Zhong Li's slender jade finger: "lady, I don't have any skills for my husband. How can I be worthy of you?"
Being a scum man also requires capital.
And he has enough capital!
"Well." Zhong Li feels really handsome. Even if you don't have the ability, it's enough to rely on this face.
"Shouldn't this guy be human?" Zhong Kui frowned. He could feel that Su Xun didn't have the smell of flying corpse. How could he have this ability.
The ghost judge roared: "Yang Jian Li Zi, don't return the judge's pen soon, otherwise don't blame me for being impolite!"
"You want a judge's pen? Let Yama take it. I have to ask how he manages his subordinates. "
Su Xun sat on the sedan chair, holding Zhong Li's delicate body in his arms, and looked down at the ghost judgment.
"You are presumptuous The judge pointed at him and denounced him.
"Click!"
Su Xun broke the judge's pen and then threw it in front of the ghost judge: "it's you who are presumptuous."
Boom!
For a moment, everyone was stunned.
It's a judge's pen. It's a magic weapon for a judge to write a Book of life and death. How dare he break it!
The point is, he can break the judge's pen!