Chapter 5: Oh, Happy Day! (5)

Chapter 5: Oh, Happy Day! (5)

Welcome, savior of the world.

Sigh Its been a while.

A completely white space with nothing but a black blob floating in the air. This is the womb of all GG players: the character creation area.

- Noru_is_druig : Its been a while since Ive seen this place too. That reminds me, I havent seen many people start new accounts these days. Wasnt there a whole lot just a few years ago?

- Guns_N_Blood : Theyre probably all dead. Its more reasonable to assume someones dead in the wastelands if they dip for over a year.

- Speedwagon : If you think about the effects GG has on reality, the game will probably have a big effect on players once their characters die in-game. Dont think I need to explain what happened to the streamers that played hardcore missions to grind characters.

These guys You do know that Im about to become one of those streamers, right?

Yeah yeah, thank you verrry much for scaring the person about to start the game, my lovely viewers.

- Soygaybar : Aw~ that so cheesy

- korekorekorekore : Are you sure this guy is a noob? I was a lil curious so I used a hacking tool and his setup is perfect.

- Nutriagena : Thats freaking illegal. Oh, right, this is the wastelands

- Soygaybar : What about his cam! Did you hack that too?

- korekorekorekore : There was a firewall. Im telling you, he isnt a noob.

Of course, I set a firewall. I had an incident back in the day precisely because of that.

I enjoyed the feeling of my bodys senses merging with the pod as I unmuted my mic.

Haha, like kore said, this isnt my first time streaming. I was a streamer just a little bit a few years ago. And next time you do s like that, youre getting kicked, so please take that into consideration.

- korekorekorekore : Imagine a streamer with 30 viewers kicking someone lol

+ player korekorekorekore was kicked from the chatroom.

+ player korekorekorekore has entered the chatroom.

- korekorekorekore : sowwy

- professor : dd

I was already getting a headache. Wow, these guys are a pain in the butt. Its like sitting on a traffic cone.

And those guys dont even stop, no matter what you tell them. You just have to warn them like this and hope the chatroom keeps them in check. Im counting on you, Speedwagon!

After checking if the sensory sync was completed, I opened the text box blinking in the corner.

Do you want to start with your original character?

No.

Will you create a new character? 500,000 Shillings is required to create a new character, and the previous character will be deleted.

Create Character.

The red-blinking warning message made me hesitate for a moment. At the times when each day felt like hell, this character was the one I ground to escape from the harsh reality. A small shard of memory from the days when I streamed diligently in hopes of supporting the family. Thanks to that, I wasnt a complete nobody back in the day.

While I was reminiscing about the good old days, the chatroom was going crazy once again

- Nutriagena : What?? A World 2 70 percent purification account?

- korekorekorekore : This guy fing tricked us. No money to run the generator my ass. He could get 50 thousand just by playing that for a day.

- Holli : Uh is he really that good?

- Speedwagon :Prof Executioner. Two-handed broadsword warrior player. Ranking No. 158 5 years ago, in the year 2052. A video of him executing the Lucinox Family of Ravalton ranked number 2 on trending. His streams werent super famous, but he had a steady fanbase.

- Jokass : The purification percentage of No. 1s World 2 clear was 84%. And if hes an Atlantic Warrior, hes supposed to be the hero clan that gets killed off. Seeing that he executed his own family, you could see he was trying to aim for a world clear seed. You could have earned 2 million Shilling just from selling that account.

- Holli : Then.. why didnt he play that character and sign such an unfair contract

- Guns_N_Blood : He must have his reasons.

- Soygaybar : He must have his reasons.

- Nutiragena : He must have his reasons.

- Jokass : Hey miss, the number one rule of the Community is Dont pry into someone elses personal life. You got it? The world is a hellhole. There isnt anyone here that doesnt have some crazy backstory of their own. If theres something that doesnt make sense, just assume There must be some reason, and leave it alone. Okay?

- Guns_N_Blood : Ah, the sad truth. There is none that die without a story, and none that dont have a near-death experience.

- Holli : Okay. Sorry.

- Soygaybar : Woahhh, she apologized. This is the first time Ive seen someone apologize like that in the community.

- korekorekorekore : Woahhhh..

- Highwaynachoman : Such a rare specimen..

- Holli : Ew.

Thankfully, it looks like they settled it down on their own. Although everyone is a crazy bastard on the outside, theyre all nice people! Look at this, keeping the people in check!

Well, Im streaming right now, and if I dont start doing something soon, everyones going to leave. I squeezed my eyes shut and pressed the Yes button on the red window.

- Ding!

Character has been deleted. Creating a new character.

- Soygaybar : He really deleted it.

- Numb3rtree : What was the reason that made him do it..

- : Men really like to do it dont they

- takealook : What the heck.

- Jokass : Shhhhh! Its starting!

The black floating blob slowly glided toward me, then spread out into a bold list of letters.

+ Race

+ Gender

+ Appearance

+ Age

+ Start Area

+ Title

+ Traits

There was a big difference in GG compared to the other games. The system barely interfered with the gameplay. There was no level system, and the quests were just records of the things you listened to. They dont properly display the map, time, and player condition. Since there was no level system, there was no stat system, either, so naturally, it became incredibly hard to increase your stats. Instead, the traits took over a big part of what stats did, but it was still agreed that leveling up characters was very difficult.

- Soygaybar : Oy professor, you ready?

I dont know. F**k.

500 thousand. It was an account worth 500 thousand Shillings. Usually, people take a minimum of a day to a few weeks to make their character. Thats natural since the character greatly impacts the gameplay, and failing means 500 thousand down the drain.

- Noru_is_druig : For the content, lemme ask you something. Do you have any appearances and traits?

Of course I do. I was somewhat of a ranker, you know. I want a warrior set, so. Determination, Blue Heart, Experienced Veteran, Puberty, thats about it.

- Noru_is_druig : Wow, so youre going to take all the good ones. Experienced Vet and Puberty at once. A youthly veteran.

- Highwaynachoman : Isnt blue heart a shield warrior trait, though? I was looking through the community and prof was a broadsword warrior no?

- Mukaba : Broadsword warriors see a lot of blood, so you need a cold-hearted trait like Blue Heart unless you want a berserker.

- Highwaynachoman : Who are you?

- Mukaba : New viewer.

- Highwaynachoman : Hello.

- Mukaba : Hello

They werent wrong. This game has been out for a while, meaning the ideal trait combinations are already studied. As they said, you need Blue Heart if you dont want to make a character with bloodlust, and Determination is a trait that makes the players mentality stronger, so they dont go mad.

Master, your hands are shaking.

Its because Im cold. The cold! Mhm!

Trggkck-

The following roulette started to slow while I was talking with Koduro. The most important: [Trait] roulette. You can get a minimum of 3 to a maximum of 6 random traits.

Click-! Ding!

+ Trait 1 : [Curiosity]

You are greatly interested in this new world. Skill-developing speed is increased.

Woah!

Thats good.

Click! Click!

+ Trait 2 : [Magical Aptitude]

You can feel an unknown aura. Positive effect to magic-related development.

+ Trait 3 : [Sparkling Eyes]

The world looks a little more beautiful in your eyes. Bonus effect to art-related activities.

Woahhhh!!!!

I dont care anymore. Get the champagne.

- Soygaybar : I.wanna go home.

- Mukaba : Its a deck pick! Its a deck pick! Its a deck pick!

- korekorekorekore : Bogdanof, he.. has done it!

- Jokass : professor is a god! professor is a god! professor is a god! professor is a god! professor is a god!

- Highwaynachoman : This is crazy.

Like the inside of my mind, everyone except one person was celebrating.

- Speedwagon : All-rounder trait. Its a skill development trait, so its a must-have for magic types. You could make them a normal knight or a mage knight. In a word, OP. Even if you consider the art trait as trash, this is really not bad.

There is nothing better I could ask for than this! If I sell this, its 1.5 million. No, if I auction this to the rankers, I could get up to 2 million! Thank you, God! Thank you, ancestors! Thank you, Buddha!

The world of gambling was a cold and harsh one. I put on a winners smile as I tried to comfort my sponsor.

Huhuhuhu. Well, things turned out this way. Ah, this is a shame. I really~ want to play with this account, but our humanitys technology depends on clearing GG. Everyone knows that, right? If you clear GG, they send you the coordinates to the GG headquarters. Its a treasure box filled with the top-tier technology of the old era, and this is the key to that place!

- Soygaybar : Sniff, sniffle, this cant be.

Huhuhu, now that thats happened.

I was in a happy daydream when I heard a sound I didnt want to hear.

Trrrgrk-!!

Uh

No. Please stop. Its already enough.

- korekorekorekore : Huh? Its still spinning?

- Soygaybar : Come on! Come on! Come on!

The random trait pull was not done yet.

Trrrrrrk-! Click!

+ Trait 4 : [Glass Body]

You have received critical damage while running from the familys enemies. The bodys maximum durability is set to 90.

+ Trait 5 : [Honorary Soul]

You have inherited your fathers nature. Your choices are automatically set to Honor in certain scenarios.

Ah.

God. Did you hate me that much?

The situation turned upside down in one instant.

- korekorekorekore : Bang! (Sound of character dying)

- Jokass : Bang! (Sound of professor dying)

* Soygaybar has donated 70 Shilling!

- Soygaybar : LMAOOOOOOOOOO What to do now? You were making this entire speech about the greater good. Now look at you! LOLLLLLLL

I wonder if this is what falling down from heaven feels like.

Iiiiiisnt there a wway to use this?

- Speedwagon : Its too hard for glass body. Development restriction traits are a real landmine, so if you step on one, its better to start over. Or you could go get blessed at Rohendel to get rid of a trait.

Oh! Yeah thats it! If I can get rid of Glass Body, its still a Tier-1 character! If I just run towards Rohendel after I start I should be able to sell..

- Speedwagon : Archbishops Blessing Minimum 9 million Shilling. Depending on social stat, it might cost more.

GOODNESS FING SAKES!!!!!

- Mukaba : Trait 5 is a problem too. If you could only choose honor choices, then you cant get Cold-Blooded Avenger. Youre just screwed.

- Jokass : Well, this is normal for randomization.

The world darkened around me. I couldnt hear what they were saying in the chatroom. Goodbye, my storage is full of 100-gallon gasoline barrels. Goodbye, sand vacuum for Wasteland survivors. Theres no way Ill see you guys now.

While I was crossing off the 1.3 Mil Wishlist in my mind with teary eyes, the sponsor of my account was back up on his feet.

- Soygaybar : LOLLLL then hes 100 percent screwed already right? Its okay if I ruin it more, right?

- Speedwagon : Mhm. He cant sell it at all because of the honor, and he cant be a warrior because of the glass body. The only way to save it would be a mage type. He could cover himself with shields.

- Soygaybar : Niiiiice!!!! Oy professor, can you hear me? Im choosing a trait!

Right. He still had that.

With that announcement, the loud chatroom went silent. After what felt like a century, the trait that would decide my characters fate popped up in the chatroom.

- Soygaybar : Trait 6 : [Weak Mentality]

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- Jokass : Wow. You genius sick bastard.

Weak Mentality. What was that again?

+ Trait 6 : [Weak Mentality]

Your mind is absurdly weak. You are easily scared and cant concentrate on one single thing.

Should I delete this?

When I read the description of the trait, the last small dust of hope was blown far, far away.

Angels Corner

OMG!!! Hahahaha I really had fun editing this chapter. Their interactions are so fun to read, and his last traits made all the good classifications he got just went to nothingness. It was trashed. Poor prof. Soybar was really celebrating, though. Hahahahaha. Hmmm How can our MC get through this??

The game system uses Korean age, but in this sentence, he used the widely used age calculation while talking/thinking.