Chapter 88: Masquerade Party (2)

Chapter 88: Masquerade Party (2)

Clink clink!

In contrast to the gloomy and eerie alleyway adjacent to it, Chef Cooks Pizza House was adorned with vibrant decor and offered a welcoming atmosphere suitable for dining. The walls were adorned with neatly arranged green tiles, and the front glass panel was decorated with charming oil paintings showcasing the menu. At the center of it, all stood a chubby man with a comical mustache holding a sign that read OPEN! and giving a thumbs up.

Welcome!

The chubby man, donning an apron covered in flour, greeted the group with a warm welcome as they entered the well-lit building.

Gyosus face, which had initially shown some tension, immediately softened into a natural smile as he waved his hand at the man.

Chef Cook! Its me again! Its been a while! Hows the business?

Ahem, pardon me but Im getting a bit old and senile. I dont remember you. Do you visit our restaurant often?

Oh my! Chef! You have already forgotten me!? This is me, Gyosu, your regular customer! Last week, when I got a week off from work, I came to eat pizza here every day for the entire week! Im a little hurt, Chef Cook!

My, my~ Im so terribly sorry! To think Ive forgotten a regular customer. Im a failure as an owner.

Hehehe, I think some free stuff will change my mind.

Of course! Ill give you a free size-up for our pizzas, so just tell me what you want!

The chubby man and Gyosu continued chatting about their crazy topic as if they were living in a completely different world.

Vex and Ian watched Gyosu continue the act with gaping mouths, then turned around and whispered to themselves.

Hey, shortie. Whats with this entire show? Regular? Week off from work? Eat pizza?

Ian couldnt understand this situation. He thought the reason they werent allowed to take firearms was that there was some sort of safety rule that forbade loud sounds, and he internally asked for a chance to have a melee brawl, but all that happened after they came in was a chat with a typical pizza house chef about the old days.

Shhhh! Jaw! Gyosu told us not to do anything! Look to the front! The owner is looking at you!

When Ian jumped back into position, he saw that the restaurant owner, who had just been talking with Gyosu with a friendly smile, was now staring lasers at him with a cold expression. He saw Gyosu massaging his temple in the back while standing near the counter.

And who are these?

Ah, ahh! Theyre with me. My buddies! We thought it would be nice to get some pizza after meeting for the first time in a while!

Sir, can you wait for a moment, please? Things have been a little rough around here these days, with many thieves and such.

Crrrack, crackkk, cracg!

Gyosu tried his best to resolve the situation, but with their switches already turned on, they didnt even seem to hear anything. Chef Cook threw the apron covered in flour to the side and opened the gate to the counter with a rolling pin held threateningly in his hand, his teeth being gritted down to dust.

Im unsure about the governments actions. The police force appears to be collecting a significant amount of taxes, yet they cannot apprehend even a single thief. As small business owners, what options do we have? DAMN THIEVES, DINE AND DASHERS, AND BLACK CONSUMERSSSS!!!!!

Whooosh!

They all need to die! Ill crush their skull with this pin! Skin their pelt for dough and spray red sauce all over! Smother it in yellow fat and serve with toppings! Wait just a moment, sir! Chef Cook does not disappoint! Never! Even if the world ends! And the heavens fall down! AND A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION TURNS EVERYTHING UPSIDE DOWN! THE CUSTOMERS SATISFACTION WILL BE GUARANTEEDDDDDD!!

Ians hand instinctively headed towards his empty holster as the chubby man stomped towards them menacingly with his rolling pin held like a bat.

Grrrind!

Treating a hostile opponent without the same nature was an incredibly difficult thing for a man who lived his entire life doing what he wanted.

Hold it Dont act aggressively if things go wrong.!

Barely managing to hold back the aggressive urges within him, Ian gave him an awkward smile as he took out the piece of paper that Gyosu had given him.

A-ahem! I-I came here to use this. D-did I happen to come to the wrong place?

The shiny piece of paper that Ian held up had a drawing of a pizza on it and the words [COUPON] written on it in large white letters.

Swipe!

The man took the piece of paper without saying a word. He brought the coupon close to his eye, tried scratching it, and even sniffed it, then

Grin!

Thank you for visiting our restaurant! There have just been so many rude customers these days that I overreacted! Ill give you a free side menu as an apology, so please forgive me for the misunderstanding! Hahahaha!

The chubby mans crumpled face turned into a bright smile, and he returned joyfully to the counter.

Phewww!

When Ian turned his head, he saw Gyosu giving him a thumbs-up with a hand inside the inner pocket of his leather jacket. Seeing that he could hear a familiar click, there must have been a holster attached to the jackets inner pocket.

Gyosu released the half-pulled trigger, put the gun back into its holster, then spoke to the Chef Cook, smiling brightly with the coupon in hand.

Theyre leaving a guy like that alive? Just because he makes a good pizza?

Gyosu just scratched his head at Ians question.

Hm. I honestly think otherwise, too, but

Click!

The order is ready~ Please enjoy and come back next time!

Thank you!

Clink clink

Gyosu stopped what he was saying and took the pizza from Chef, then headed right out of the shop and opened the cardboard box to take in the delicious scent.

As long as they deliver the ingredients on time and you know how to act as a customer with these clothes on, hes an excellent cook. Since he takes the cash from the Old Times that we dont use anymore, its basically free.

But he kills people. Isnt safety the biggest priority?

I think so too, but the Dome strongly claims we must keep Chef Cook alive. They say that there are high-class people in the Dome who order Chef Cooks pizza daily through their underlings, so their influence is probably keeping him alive. Theres a rumor that the cow on the second floor was also a gift from the Dome. And recently, the yellow box hadnt been late once, so Chef didnt use any weird meats, but thanks to a certain someone and someone, its impossible to pass through the central area now. The delivery guy is probably going around the central area towards here right about now.

Pullll

Gyosu picked up a steamy slice of pizza and took a large bite. He used a few of his Old Times bills that he had left, but the pizza was more than worth it. Mmm its been two years since he tasted Chef Cooks pizza.

Hah, ah thats hot! Eat it after it cools down, you guys. We unintentionally ordered two, so we can eat one right now. We need to use the other one later today, so dont touch it.

Hm then

Ill take just one slice.

Ian and Vex reached for the pizza with a doubtful expressions. The three that wolfed down the delicious treat cleaned the pizza box long after.

Anyway, Area 47 has a lot of N-type Psycho Gangs like Cannibal Chef Chef Cook. The one that lives near the Dome, Wild Wild Youngjun Park, and the map collector Toothnip, Mercenary Allan, thats near our house, and One-Night Lady, are also some famous ones. Safety is definitely a reason why Area 47 is a nice place to live, but guys like these enable you to access services from the Old Times without needing to go into the Dome. I bet you that you wont be able to find pizza like this anywhere else in the Wastelands.

Buuurp! This is a taste that I cant deny.

A rich mans town is definitely different, alright..?

Ian and Vex pat their stomachs in satisfaction. But they had an uneasy expressions on their faces.

Oy, Gyosu.

Hm?

Before we went inside the pizza shop, you said this was a practice, right?

Yeah.

And were on our way to calm down the monster in the central area.

Mhm, Im glad you remember.

Then, what were doing there is Dont tell me

Gyosu wiped the grease on his hands across his pants, then faced Ians hopeful eyes that were in denial, and nodded.

Yep. What were doing today is going to the stage that the Dome is probably setting up as the main actors and acting according to the script in front of the rampaging Old Picture.

Thats safe, right?

Mmm to an extent?

Gyosu could only give a vague answer to Vexs question.

Five cases triggered Old Picture last year, with 17 people that participated in the play and 27 casualties.

God damn it! Thats under a 0% survival rate!

H-Hepburn. I actually prepared a will too, so if things go wrong

Its alright, truly. The third play went a little wrong, which is why the surrounding people got caught up in it too. Its not actually that hard.

His voice had a certain confidence to it. And Vex realized this intuitively.

Hepburn. Have you done this before?

Uh um yeah.

Gyosu smiled awkwardly, thinking about three years ago when he met Old Picture while looting the central area and accidentally burned down its house.