"Song Nan …" I threw the phone on the couch and reached for the prints. "What's going on?"

"What?" Song Nan also didn't understand. He lowered his head. If it was a human, they wouldn't be able to see his neck from such an angle. However, Song Nan wasn't a human, he was a ghost.

After seeing it, he lightly replied, "That's normal. I often have scratches on my back from your scratches."

The tense atmosphere that I had just let out was completely destroyed. After the old pervert exposed his true nature, he started to drive in a dark and shameless manner.

I think that most of his thousand years of cultivation should be spent on his face, right?

"Let me see …" As he spoke, he picked up the box and looked at the words on it. "This is for a couple. Where is the other one?"

Couples... Assi! My matching attire!

It's all because of this damn free design hairstyle! I was going to buy a dress!

"Why are you suddenly so angry? Did someone else buy the other one? "

I was busy being depressed. After listening to Song Nan's question, I vaguely replied, "I can get a discount if you buy two at the same time. I think you should have a phone. That way, when I feel that I'm in danger, I can call you."

Look, how flawless is this baby's excuse.

Song Nan didn't ask any further and just quietly put his phone card back into the phone. This old geezer knew how to play anything, he was really amazing.

I don't know why he suddenly became depressed, perhaps because of the negative side effects from before. Now, what's more important is that I must buy a matching outfit!

So after I took a shower, I went to the store with my cell phone in my cat bed.

He didn't know when Song Nan came in, but he was lying on the bed and playing with his phone.

The words suddenly popped into my head: Internet addicts.

"Song Nan, what were you doing during the Opium War?"

Song Nan did not look up and replied in a low voice, "I don't remember."

It was boring, but it didn't bother me. I went on: "They say that in those days, drug addicts were lying on their beds smoking guns, and modern people were lying on their beds playing on their phones."

Song Nan didn't get a chance to laugh at me at all. He just said "oh".

It seemed like buying him a phone was a mistake. His energy was completely sucked away by the phone, and now, he couldn't even be bothered to talk to me.

"Hey!" Will you die if you play with me? " He felt like he was getting what he deserved, so he became a little angry and snatched away his phone.

Song Nan wasn't annoyed and lazily asked me, "I was already dead … What else? Didn't we just finish playing in the afternoon? You want it again? "

If they drove a car without a word, would they still be husband and wife who were addicted to the internet?

I seriously said to him, "Screw you! Talk to me!"

Song Nan sat up and put on a serious look, "Alright, go ahead!"

Assi! Did he have to do this? What did I say?!

He passed the phone in front of him and said, "Take a look yourself. I'll buy it for you."

Song Nan didn't look at his phone and continued to stare at me. "Do you want to put a bug in your clothes?"

"Huh?" I can't quite catch up with him.

"That's how it is on TV. When a woman suspects her husband of cheating, she will install localizable software on his phone, or put a bug next to him, right?"

Word Day, what kind of inappropriate TV dramas did this old geezer watch? Where did you learn all this nonsense?

"Pui!" Do I have any localizable software on your phone? " I am Mr. Nanguo! I am the farmer who deserves to be bitten by a snake!

Song Nan pointed at his phone. "Couples, bring your own location."

Even if my entire body and mouth were to be covered, I probably wouldn't be able to explain it.

Staring blankly at Song Nan, I think I should hit his head with my phone, or my head. Suddenly, Song Nan hugged me, "Idiot, I'm just teasing you. I know that with your intelligence, you wouldn't even think of such things."

Are you praising me? Or was he insulting me? Whatever it was, I was happy. At least he trusted me.

I really doubt if I got that syndrome or...

I can't think any further. My goal now is to help him fulfill his wish and give up on him.

A weird but quiet and warm night passed. I went to work full of spirit. Of course, my lion head was on my head. I tried tying my hair up, but it made my head look three whole laps bigger than it used to be!

Thankfully, the surgical center was not wearing a nurse's cap, but instead had a isolation cap that completely covered the hair.

After I changed my clothes, I went to the small meeting room for the incoming students. Since there were too many students, I could only stand when I was late. A lazy person like me would definitely fight for a seat.

There weren't many people in the small conference room, so I moved a stool over and slid it against the wall.

After playing with my cell phone for a while, I saw the head nurse come in and put it away. I didn't expect her to come straight to me.

I prayed that he hadn't seen me on my cell phone, but it didn't work. She stopped in front of me.

My new phone! Was he going to say goodbye so soon? No!

"Nurse Zhou has taken a week off, so she hasn't brought your teacher." The head nurse said apologetically, "As you know, she's pregnant right now, so there can't be any mishaps."

I know, of course I know, and it was I who watched her do it, alas! Saying too much would only result in tears.

The matron continued, "So you can come with me before she comes back. President Wu told me to take good care of you. Now that I don't have the qualifications, are you willing to follow me? "

Tsk tsk tsk, Wu Mi's face is really big, he can get the head nurse to come and ask if I want to follow her. That's right, the title that the head nurse had just used to address Wu Mi wasn't Vice President Wu, but President Wu instead. It looks like Wu Mi has risen in rank once again.

There was nothing I didn't want to do, so I nodded.

However, I was told to follow her, and as soon as the shift was over, the head nurse took me to her office and turned on the computer.

"In July, a few colleagues of our department participated in the hospital's essay competition. Your education is higher than theirs, so help them change it."

The head nurse disappeared as soon as she pointed the folder at me.

I modified one document after another out of boredom. There was a monitor in the office, so I didn't dare to take out my precious phone to play with. The document that was changed was about to fall asleep.

Suddenly, I heard voices and footsteps approaching the office. I pulled myself together and stared at the document.

One voice belongs to the head nurse. Why does the other voice sound so familiar?! Could it be …