"Brother, how long do we have to drive to the place to eat..."
Fang ran, who was tied in the back seat of the car, asked with empty eyes.
"Shut up!! If it wasn't for you son of a bitch who had to drive and couldn't stop, take the wrong road and run four red lights, I would have my license revoked! "
"We should have arrived at this meeting already!"
Meng Lang angrily roared at Fang ran, then sighed.
His background naturally won't worry about the deduction of driving license, but...
he called Xu Bo, and the other party heard that it was a long silence when he was caught by the traffic police for running a red light.
Let Meng Lang's inexplicable heart filled with sadness.
And because Fang ran didn't have a driver's license, it turned into Meng Lang with a magic card...
you didn't know that you heard the sentence "sorry, my twin brother has caused you trouble" in the traffic police.
then saw as like as two peas in the back seat of a identical person,
, "ah..."
Gou looked at the strapped back in the back seat and sighed: "
," after the end of this task, report a driving school to the captain.
"I'm afraid that the coach would not dare to accept him because he was worried that he would be liable to criminal responsibility."
Meng Lang sighed and said with great concern.
"Well, it's OK to give more money..."
Fang ran: "asshole! Explain to me how to teach me to bear criminal responsibility easily
"Prejudice!"!!! You two are prejudiced against me
...
in this way, in menglang, Gou was determined to give Fang ran a driver's license after he decided to do this task.
He ignored the loud protest of fangran tied in the back seat and seriously discussed how much money could be paid to let a driver's license accept him as a road killer.
Finally, they arrived at the destination of the trip.
A western restaurant called Pelham's.
Fang ran looked at the flowery English plaque, how to look at the corner of his mouth twitch, how to get familiar with it...
the sign is not...
"come on, time is short, brother, this is the last training for you before you sneak into that luxury cruise ship."
Meng Lang stops the car, gives the key to the waiter who helps you park in the parking lot. He takes the lead in entering this restaurant which is far more luxurious than that in Los Angeles.
Training? What training? Aren't we here for dinner?
Fang ran, with a blank face, walked into the restaurant with the three of them.
"Welcome, sir. Do you have an appointment?"
As soon as he entered the door, a well-dressed waiter bowed and asked.
Fang ran was once again amazed by the decoration of this brand restaurant.
Elegant style, white arch pillars surrounding the hall of the high dome, around the central hanging bright and luxurious chandeliers.
At a glance, you can recognize that it is a unique Western pattern carved on the walls and pillars.
The whole restaurant interior is really like a beautiful castle, giving a unique style.
At this time, the waiter confirmed Meng Lang's appointment, nodded and said with a smile:
"three gentlemen, this way, please."
Light colored carpets, dark curtains, strolling near the evening time, all constitute the best dining environment.
"Er... Elder brother, are you sure we want to eat in this kind of place... In fact, I think the golden arch gate that I just passed by is very good..."
Fang ran swallowed his mouth nervously and said, although he had a similar experience.
However, due to the bad experience, he still couldn't adapt to the high-end atmosphere.
"Brother, calm down. You can't adapt to this petty bourgeoisie environment. How can you sneak into the top Vanity Fair in the Pacific with us?"
Meng Lang said faintly that since he came to the restaurant, his whole temperament has changed. His back is straight, as if he is wearing a high-end suit instead of a stall goods bought for 80 yuan.
"I'll go, brother. Your painting style becomes a little fast."
Fang ran unable to make complaints about his Tucao road.
"Nonsense, I'm not here to set an example for you, to demonstrate myself?"
Meng Lang rolled his eyes.
"But aren't we here to eat?"
Fang ran looked at him with convulsion of the corners of his mouth. Meng Lang suddenly became serious. He simply couldn't adapt to it.
"Eating is only secondary. The main purpose of this time is to let me and Xiao or let you quickly complete the table manners in a short time!"
Meng Lang's back was straight and his tie, which did not exist, said seriously.
Fang ran: "so why have I never heard of such a thing?
Then soon, a waiter with a plate began to serve.White dishes are placed on the same white tablecloth, and colorful dishes are decorated in the plate like paintings.
Fang ran just looked at the dishes that just filled the concave part in the middle of the plate...
I'll go. Your painting is too small!?
"Brother, in fact, I have been to the shop with the name of this store once in Los Angeles. Is it possible to avoid the teaching of dining etiquette? I feel that it is still time to go to the golden arch..."
Fang ran, looking at the delicacy of the dishes on the plate but only one button, tried to ask Meng Lang.
"Don't talk, brother. Do you think I'll believe that you loser has the money to come to such a high-end place?"
Meng Lang said with a smile that he could smell Fang Ran's lying voice.
"And, Captain, as far as I know, it seems that the restaurant in Los Angeles collapsed for unknown reasons before we went to your place."
Gou Yu also added peacefully beside him.
"No, really! I didn't tell you that there was a strange girl. It was the water that grabbed me in the street and invited me to dinner. I came to the shop with this name! "
Fang Ran's eyes twitch and look at the plate, one bite can eat. It's estimated that if you don't have enough to eat, you should definitely be the senior Western food that you don't have enough to eat. Try your best to explain it!
Then he looked up and saw Gou Yu's silent eyes...
and Meng Lang's loving eyes.
"Well, we see, brother. It seems that you are tired after a day's shopping today."
"I'll have a good sleep. I'll have everything in my dream."
Fang ran: "asshole! What I said is true!!!
Then, Meng Lang took charge of the task of tutoring Fang ran in a 361 ° omni-directional way. Whether you would have to teach me the western food etiquette of cramming ducks and hard irrigation, I was instructed by Meng Lang.
...
"this is an appetizer in front of you... Dry! Don't swallow it! It is a gentleman's demeanor to savor the delicacy and delicacy
Meng Lang was just about to introduce him. He saw Fang ran grabbing a fork and was hungry. He roared!
Hearing the word "gentleman", Fang suddenly pricked up his ears and said like a night owl:
"I know..."
"although I don't know what you want to say, Captain, it's certainly not the gentleman you understand."
Immediately aware that Fang Ran is going to publish some offensive words, Gou immediately interrupted with a sigh.
...
"the second course is usually soup. Learn from me... I'll go! Don't make a sound of sucking
Meng Lang (┌┌━┓┓┓┓┓┓┓┓┓┌┌━┓┓┓┓┓┓!
"I'll go! You can't make a sound
Fangran (ддд┌┌━┓┓┓┓┓┓┓) ┌┌━┓┓!
Gouyu looked at the thick soup splashed out by the shock, sighed and helped his forehead.
It doesn't matter at home, but outside...
can you two express dissatisfaction without clapping the table?
...
"the third course is a side dish. Generally, the meat is fresh and easy to digest, so please remember to chew and swallow carefully here, captain."
"Is it because its meat is tender and easy to digest, so I can eat it with just one button?"
watched Gou Gou skillfully use knife and fork to cut a small piece of silver cod in front of him into his mouth, and make complaints about it silently.
"Captain, to eat Western food is to eat the sentiment in a large way. The marble fireplace, the glittering crystal lamp, the silver candlestick, the colorful wine, as well as the elegant and charming manners of people, are in itself a touching and satisfying food."
Gou Yu explained calmly and slowly.
"But after thinking about the price of thousands of yuan for a meal and the fact that I feel like I can't eat enough food at all, what's the matter with the blood dripping from my flesh..."
Fang ran asked with a dead fish's eye, and Meng Lang nearby immediately gave out a laugh.
"No one wants to eat Western food just to be full. As for my brother, you feel pain in the flesh. Hey..."
"that may be because, brother, your loser's soul can't bear the weight of being rich and handsome and enjoying high-quality life..."
"shut up!"
...
"the fourth course is the main course, which is generally meat and poultry. The raw materials are from beef, sheep, pig, small cowboy and other parts of the meat. Among them, various kinds of steak are represented by... In other words, Captain, can you wait until I finish speaking before you can drool at that steak?"
Looking at Fang ran, he finally got a large piece of meat. After being hungry for more than six hours, he stared at the steak in front of him like a copper bell.
"AI... Brother, Ai Ai... Don't stare, you will stare out again..."
Meng Lang couldn't bear to look directly at him.
"Steak as a representative of the main course is divided into 3 mature rare, 5 mature medium, 70% and 80% medium well, and well done.""Cut from the outside to the inside. Once you don't cut it, you can't cut it again. You can't pull the saw... Well, even if I say that, Captain, you won't listen to it, right?"
seeing that Lang Taotao has already started, I just need to use my hand to help you if you don't have etiquette and starve to death.
There are also some simple English captains that I mentioned just now. I doubt if you remember...
"no!! Small or, we can't let our brother lead to the final training failure of the cruise ship! "
Meng Lang got up and broke off his drink. Then he yelled at Gou Yu as if he was at the last moment of life and death:
"come on! I'm in charge of holding this bad guy... Oh no, this guy! Take the steak away! "
Gou: "why is the captain in this state grabbing food from the corners of his mouth...
I'm going to do the job that is particularly easy to be bitten...
...
" the fifth course is dessert, pudding, cake, ice cream, cheese, and fruit... Oh, brother, don't look at me with that dead fish eye, remember these table manners, and I'll just leave you unfinished I'll give it back to you. "
On the way to continue teaching, Meng Lang sighed, then raised his thumb and flashed a smile:
"how about it? Isn't old brother particularly kind? "
"Asshole!! This is to bind others to a chair for compulsory teaching. Do you still have what Bilian said
Fang ran a second, and even people with chairs struggle together.
"Oh, by the way, desserts. If it's fruit here, the water in the bowl is for you to clean your fingertips, not for your face."
"Asshole!! Listen to people
"Mm-hmm, there are different kinds of food with different types of wine. The selection of red wine and white wine is quite particular."
"And give me back my steak!"
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