Military training.
The first thing every college student has to face!
OK, OK, OK, I know, I know,
every student who has just entered the University fantasizes about the beauty of the University, but I forget to tell you,
please go through the trial called "military training" before you go to experience them.
In this military training, which can be as short as one week and more than half a month in length, and can actually reflect the quality of the University,
what you will face is a group of demonic creatures called "instructors" who give orders to all kinds of strong men and lock men when you first arrive.
('へへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへへ.
But, I'm sorry!
I refuse to... Cough,
(I'm sorry, I'll come again)
...
but, I'm sorry! (smiley face)
in front of military training, those colorful things have to disappear for the baby. It is impossible to leave the organization!
(╯дд) ツ━┓ impossible!
The first thing you have to face is that the quality is not good, it's not good-looking or comfortable to wear, you don't have money to stand on the school garbage, you can make a rough and careless military training uniform, and most of them are flat shoes with the same hardness as barefoot stepping on the ground even if you are careful.
Ah, besides these basic conditions, your biggest enemy is not the instructor who always lets you do it, who is very rude and careless, and whose nature depends on individual troops.
It's the temperature in early September.
At this time, we have to say some digressions. In September, the special month in season, if your geography teacher has given you the basic knowledge and you haven't eaten yet...
you will know that there are different cities in latitude, and the temperature difference is quite large. A fool's hometown even started heating, and he is now I mean, if the university you chose was not in the south, and there were some famous "stove" cities in the south, Congratulations,
what you need for military training in the university is just a simple training that can support the past,
If, of course, I am talking about if,
it's absolutely not self explosion and so on...
if your eyes get stuck and you don't know how to blow your head or you have no choice, the school you apply for is in some famous "furnace" cities in the south, or the capital city, which is hot even in the North...
then I can only say...
it's OK, children, we should learn to be strong (cover your face and smile) Crying)
- the above is a heart monologue with tears from an unknown senior from his hometown in the far north.
At the moment,
Peking University is rushing to clean up and repair the sports ground on the last day before military training.
all the new students of Beijing University are in an open playground which can let the participants fight a battle or countless numbered monsters flow out in an orderly way, facing the scorching sun and cloudless "fine weather" in September 30 ’As I said before, the military training of Jingcheng university is very strict,
not to mention the duration of about 20 days, the seriousness of all kinds of training, and the strict standards for the review,
as a famous school, it is very strict . Keke, it's so strict that even if you can't take part in military training in your freshman year,
you have to make up for it when you are a sophomore...
it's impossible to get rid of it. JPG)
and on this basis,
Beijing is one of the hottest cities in the north In the news of the new military training, the elder sister who just met showed a meaningful smile,
almost all the "future pillars" who are standing in the hot heat, wearing thin camouflage suits and flat shoes, are gnashing their teeth in their hearts and Thinking:
let's not let us know which bastard is in a hurry to finish the job and rush to reincarnate Engineering!
The new students who started military training on the first day didn't complain because they knew they couldn't love each other.
such a day still has more than half a monthThey don't dare to hope that the military training will be cancelled. If the playground can't be used, can't we have class first and then military training?
Since the delay can't be realized, don't give us the hope that we can delay the hottest period of time!
Hope will only make people more desperate!
It has to be said that this is actually a blow to many people, because you think about it, girls who pursue high-quality life naturally do not allow themselves to be dark, so various sun protection measures are quite troublesome, which is also applicable to boys who want to protect their skin.
Of course, if you ask me if you are short and ugly, can you become stronger and stronger after this military training, and have eight abdominal muscles or something,
I can only say, son, sleep, everything in your dream.
Let's get rid of the delusions that military training can not achieve in a short period of time, and recognize the fact. In the current military training situation, if you are short and ugly, after military training...
you will only become short, black and ugly.
Emmm... Ha ha ha ha (laughing under the smoke)
the loud whistle sounded -
the captains of each side looked at the general leader of the military training one after another. They said that they had received the figure, which made them have some longing. Then they turned their body in a standard posture, facing the students of one of their own squadrons. Their voice was loud and sonorous and serious:
"free movement, rest Ten minutes
Whoa!
With a roar of command, a square team of freshmen who were originally like a piece of tofu suddenly fell on the ground and gasped for breath. Looking at the instructor standing with them,
there was nothing wrong with them under the high temperature of more than 30 degrees. Even when they were free to move, they still maintained strict standard movements, turning 360 degrees toward the instructor gathering place Run to report progress.
"My mother, I don't know if it's my illusion. Why do I feel that this year's instructor is particularly fierce."
In military training, as difficult friends who suffer in military training, even those who do not know on the side can easily talk to each other.
after all, we are friends in the hard days in the future. If we see each other fainting, we will definitely go up and slap each other to confirm whether we are pretending to be and insisting on advancing and retreating together.
"Well, brother, what you mean this year is..."
"don't say it, brother. Everything is in silence...
"... "
chatting and bullshit is probably the only thing that supports all the freshmen in military training, because...
the instructor is very strict in his management (covering his face)
every graduate of Beijing University will be strict with the original military training The instructor's stern memory was still deep, until they learned from the elder sister that it was a soldier from the troops directly under the Beijing Military Region.
"My God, this... This is really military training... Don't you want to... My life..."
Among the freshmen, there will always be students with relatively weak physique who are not good at sports and physical fitness will make such complaints, and such students are especially many in the Capital University, which requires super high scores. Although improving this point is the purpose of military training organized by the school.
"Why do you have to practice twists and military postures so many times... It's not right from the perspective of efficiency and result acquisition...
a man with glasses became a Xueba in his past life, but now he collapsed on the ground like a salted fish trying to make his final refutation. However, before he finished, another one with glasses was lying on his side The salted fish answered him as quickly as he could.
"Don't think about it... The instructor may think from the perspective of solid geometry... Simply want to let us bask more evenly..."
"..." (life can not be loved...)
therefore, this story tells us that even if you are a student bully with more than 670 points in the college entrance examination,
in the days of military training, you can only be a salted fish, waiting to be the third in Beijing The high temperature is more than ten degrees to dry fish.
"There is no cloud in the sky. Is the haze situation in the capital managed so well...
looking at a sunny day in the sky, the freshmen showed a sad and hard-working smile.
"Brother, I didn't expect that at this time, you still care about our haze control situation in China. I really admire it...
" the god damn haze control situation has something to do with me. I just want to say that this is a broken sky that can't even find a shadow. The ice water I specially brought has become hot water! "
"Well... Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Don't you think the scope of your topic jumping is a little too big? What if I have one or not?"
"If you have some, you can send it to her and tell her to drink more hot water. If not, you can give it to me. I'm so thirsty..." www.novelhold.com , the fastest update of the webnovel!