"Brother! You bastard! You sold me! You're a faggot
"Well, brother, you have to understand that your sacrifice is valuable. Don't you think I sold all the rest of the shaved ice ~"
"and then my uncle chased me half the campus on a small electric donkey!"
"Well, it's not my brother that you said you wanted to run separately?"
"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen to Wang BA's chanting sutras. Let's die. Let's hit the climax!"
"Horizontal trough
After the night of gank, the magic boy's new home routine sounded such a sound. It was still ugly to watch, but if you look carefully, you can find that both of them are keeping their voices down for fear of being smeared by Queen Ling.
Looking at Fang ran and Meng Lang tearing on the carpet, Gou Yu sighed helplessly and said:
"since it has been discovered, we don't have to go tomorrow."
"No way!"
"No way!"
However, the two guys on the ground pulling each other's faces refused to drink, and their attitude was very firm.
"Mr. Lu Xun has said that there are only pit boxes in the world, and there are no chickens that can't be eaten!"
"Yes! Even if I don't know what my brother is talking about in the name of Lu Xun, those freshmen who are tired of military training and hot weather need us! We need our shaved ice
A second ago, they were still fighting with each other in primary school. At the moment, both of them put on Zhang Yi's face and said high sounding words.
Just the silent stare at them two, in the heart help forehead sigh thought.
Even if you two say this,
but it's not because you want to make money...
...
because of the magic of financial crisis, young men are not willing to face the wild... Cough... Uncle bow down and admit defeat (because of lack of money), even after being gank, they are determined to implement their duties and obligations as the three swordsmen of ice shaving Let go of the opportunity to make money) to save those freshmen who suffer in military training and will eventually be exposed to the sun (their pot)!
So...
Monday.
Still furtively refreshing in a corner of the playground, the cat poked out his head and looked around at Meng Lang behind the grass, and then gave a low voice to the dog on the other side.
"Brother, there's no abnormal state..."
"no money for ice!!! You heard me right. It's the ice without money
Looking at him before he finished speaking, Fang ran ran out of the room. Meng Lang was speechless and called my name.
Old, do you dare to be more anxious?
...
then, Tuesday.
In another corner of the playground, Gou Yu stood at the intersection next to the outer wall, looked twice, sighed, and waved to Fang ran and Meng Lang who had already entered the playground.
"Captain, no...
" it's no need to pay for it! "!!! It's true that the shaved ice without money is the one without money. It's time to lose and never come again! "
Meng Lang:...
brother, you can really be more anxious, and you call my name again!
Gou: "well, Captain, what I want to say is that" I can't help it. The old man has come "...
" ah! You guys! Who told you to come in and sell it here again!? Hey... Don't run! Stop for me
After...
on Wednesday.
"You bastards, you come in to steal water and sell shaved ice. I won't kill you now!"
After a flurry of rattling, the window on the first floor of the teacher's building on the playground of Beijing University revealed three embarrassed figures. Zhang Huang's mouth was filled with saliva and cried,
"I'll go! We came to steal water at six o'clock in the morning, but I didn't expect that my uncle would learn to be bad and learn to squat on us! "
"Do it! Brother, what are you talking about? Come here and push the cart
"Well, I said we should not...
" no way! " × 2
in this case, as soon as the uncle, who is not allowed to turn the window at his feet and age, comes around from the door, he has already run away with an electric car carrying a pickle jar, leaving him alone in the same place, unable to be furious.
"You guys, don't let me catch you!"
...
Thursday.
In the dark and blind area, in the favorite environment of horror movies, the sound of liquid flowing in the strange sound keeps on, which is enough to frighten people. It will follow you to walk in the dark corridor, the stairs one by one, all the timeAll the time!!!
Has been ringing behind you!!!!
Come on! Tear your hair and tie it into a knot and throw it behind you to pick it up! Come on! Cover the face of the doll with eyes open and let it eat!
On the first floor of a teacher's building, the 13th window from the left, under this miraculous window which is regarded as an unknown symbol by the West!
It's the weird figures curled up in the moving darkness, the pale faces Suddenly illuminated by the lights, pointing to the source of their roaring and frightening voice, and making a terrible roar!
"Hold the grass! Brother, what the hell are you doing with the water pipe pointing at me? Yes, my pants are all wet by your shooting
"It's so dark that I can't see clearly!"
"So, didn't I give you a flashlight?"
"I... dry... Brother, I came up with the idea of wearing a curtain cloak as a night coat to steal water at three o'clock in the middle of the night before dawn. You are such a genius!"
"I was afraid of being squatted by my uncle all the time yesterday. Besides, it's OK, brother. After all, we are active participants in the night."
"But, brother, I think we steal water in the middle of the night, it's just a disgrace to the identity of the participants. It's easy to get beaten if we say it....
" er... "
...
then, um, Friday.
"I want a glass of shaved ice, and your smile, little brother!"
A lively and lovely girl, full of vitality, hopped to the corner of the playground in front of the skating stand, said with a loud smile.
"Here you are."
Looking at her so happy and energetic, Gou Yu also smiles and hands her a cup of ice cream. However, the beautiful smile reveals the vicissitudes of life and heart fatigue.
"Um... Wow ~ ~" (? ≥? ≤?)??
just after receiving the shaved ice, the young girl put a big spoon into her mouth, then covered her forehead, closed her eyes, endured the headache and showed a happy smile.
"It's really sweet. What I bought this time is floral, lucky! Brother, you can make ice
"Ah, ha ha... Thank you for the compliment. You can't be satisfied."
Gou's smile was a little stiff for a second, and then he said with a smile. At the same time, he listened to the voice behind him...
"hateful! That's my ability to make shaved ice! My ability! My... Um
A staff member, however, took a second to pick up the double knives and wanted to come forward to the theoretical voice, and a staff member wave to hold him up and then cover his mouth to comfort the voice.
"Brother! Calm down, calm down. My sister is just polite and polite. I'll talk to you on a topic
"Do you still sell them this afternoon?"
Yuan Qi's younger sister bit the plastic spoon and gazed at Gou Yu's face. She did not avoid staring at him.
"Why
Gou Yu said with some tears and laughter, and set up a box of shaved ice, which can let the people who buy the shaved ice take it directly and pay for it by scanning the code. It perfectly solves the problem of too many people and too short design time. It comes from their rich experience in fighting with the master of the security office in recent days.
However, hearing Gou's question, the young girl shook her plastic spoon and raised her eyebrows. She thought for a moment and said:
"because you all guessed that it's so cheap to sell on such a hot day. You must be interested in selling shaved ice, and then indulge in the fun of fighting wits and bravery with the master of the security office of our school all day We are all saying whether you will not sell it directly and play with Uncle... "
the boys who are sweeping the yards with ice flakes are nodding with their heads:
" yes, yes. "
"Yes, we're worried that you'll stop working one day and you won't be able to sell shaved ice."
"Do you think so?"?
"Ghosts indulge in the fun of fighting wits and bravery with Uncle Chen, who can only hinder people from making money! Brother, you let me go. I'm going to cut her off. I'm going to... Um! "
"Brother, can you stop for a while, and you know the surname of my uncle?"
After eating the last spoonful of shaved ice, she murmured to herself:
"ah... Eat well, my little brother, you can make cakes and look handsome. I really want to take you home and make delicious food for me
Looking at her face full of happiness, was so candid praise, gouyu a little embarrassed, at the same time, heard the voice behind him began to agitate.
"Damn it! That's the little or I want to take home! My little or! My... No, no, no
"Boy, oh, my... Shit! Don't bite my hand! Small or! Let that girl go"Uncle, although I don't know if you can hear my prayer,
but I beg you, please come.
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