Season 2 Q&A

Season 2 Q&A

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Meme Revi- Whoops, sorry, I mean Season 2 Q&A the fourth wall has been temporarily dematerialized and...

Funatic: The format has been temporarily changed to allow quicker answers on the cost of detailed gestures and expressions, sorry this would take an eternity otherwise. Anyone have any comments for a start?

Eliza: Fuck you.

Funatic: That’s about what I thought. Thirty questions came in from my Patreons. They were somewhat limited in scope, having been given a cap of how many characters they can ask their question. Pssst, if I forgot to include any of your questions, just point me to when you sent them to me and I will edit them in post.

Gaia: I outlawed time fuckery!

Funatic: Well, you have no power here, so let’s get to it.

The randomizer rumbles in the background as Funatic feeds it the necessary numbers and texts.

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Funatic: Huh, and we begin right with number 30.

From: aaarrr

For: Romulus

Roughly, how many goddesses out there you have yet to fuck?

Romulus: I don’t keep track of such things, but the number is surely smaller than the one of goddesses I did have intercourse with.

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From: Marathyu

For: Eliza/Romulus

Do you believe that Eliza's control over the Goddess of Genocide will increase as her strength increases, similar to John's level system, allowing her to eventually have complete control, thus allowing her to utilize the power of the goddess, or will it be a constant struggle despite consistent exposure and control training? I am curious to see whether or not Eliza can utilize the power of the goddess, albeit after extensive training, for her own purposes, given they both inhabit the same body.

Romulus: As this is entirely unprecedented, I have no answer for you. Gaia didn’t have a personality before Remus did what he did.

Eliza: This fucking bitch will get my metaphorical fist so far up her ass that I will play her like a muppet. Seriously though, I have no ever-shitting clue as to how far I could go in the ‘keeping control’ area, currently I can’t even use my own bloody powers without her causing a ruckus. If I get that situation solved I would already be fine with her cock-chomping presence, no need to gain hold of her powers as well.

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From: Scunnder

For: Nathalia

If you could back in time, what would you tell past-"Just met John"-Nathalia?

Nathalia: To bribe the mother of fire to not give him Salamander, then to check in with him every night. With knowledge of how his Fucking skill works, I only stand to gain from helping him grind that, although I would do most of the riding. Early on, I doubt his hips could have sustained prolonged exposure to me.

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From: AVeryHotApplePie (Just Pie in the future)Geett the latest novels on no/v/elbin(.)c/om

For: Elemental Girls, Nia, Sylph, and Sylph.

Ever tasted hot apple pie? I’m offering free samples right now.

Undine: No.

Salamander: No, go away stranger-danger.

Gnome: No...b-but I-I would be interested! Sounds tasty.

Nia: Yes.

Sylph: I mean, maybe? No definitely no, I ate some cinnamon covered pastry once, I think there was apple in there, does that count? I guess yes? So Yes? But it wasn’t pie. P-a-s-t-r-y, what silly word. Sounds like something made from panties but maybe just paste instead? Oh, right, apple pie, if it’s sweet and nice I will take a slice! Or the whole cake! I could bathe in cake. Audible gasp! Bathing in cake!

Funatic: Just going to stop her there.

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From: Dargon

For: Razorswift

Is Dargon a good potential meme for the future?

Razorswift: I am most confounded, I thought Dargon already was a meme?

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Fro-

Razorswift: Am I mistaken? No, impossible for me, Dio Sicarius, to be mistaken about this. I am lord Meme-cragge and chapter master of the Ultra-smurfs after all! I hereby announce that Dargon already is a meme!

Funatic: Ya done or do you need to break my format any further?

Razorswift: I am done.

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From: YokaiZenina

For: Momo, Eliza, John

How has your reception on the internet changed since your initial popularity? How do you feel about it?

Momo: I just don’t browse certain parts of Reddit anymore. My meme died in popularity pretty quickly after the tournament, so that’s nice. In the first place I don’t spend a lot of time on the internet, aside from getting book recommendations.

Eliza: I am pretty sure there is thousands of guys jerking it to me right fucking now. ‘Look at her standing around in nothing but her underwear!’ I don’t give a fuck. For all I care they can see me nude, just makes John uncomfortable is all and unlike Metra, I do care about that.

John: Well, seems like I keep being largely unknown by the normal folks in the Abyss, so not much has changed for me. In most people’s book I am just Lydia’s goon, only those really powerful or curious keep tabs on me.

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From: Scunnder

For: Aclysia and John

Other than 2B, what would be an interesting and/or sexy cosplay for Aclysia?

John: For a start there is Kaine from the previous Nier game, they have basically the same model but Kaine wears blue lingerie. If we allow her to change hair colours, I think she could make a good Morrigan. Also a classical French maid or bunny outfit would work wonders. I do want her to wear a body suit one day, the kind Samus Aran wears when stripped of her armour, or my girlfriend’s, basically. Putting her in full armour could also be pretty great for a roleplaying session or something. Rider from that Fate/Stay Night thing Jane would also work. There are just so many possibilities, you know?

Aclysia makes notes.

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From: Pie

For: Lydia, John, Romulus

Thoughts on a US/German union? It'd be like Germany finally getting lebensraum!

Lydia: For a start, it’s Lebensraum, capitalization of names is standard in German. Furthermore, Adolf Hitler only wanted to expand eastwards, so this is a cheap and non-reality reflecting joke. Lastly, I do not want to exchange one foreign overlord that at least is next door and can help in times of crisis for another foreign overlord who has to travel a whole ocean to help, just because I happen to love the later.

John: I like the idea, but as Lydia is pretty clearly against it, it won’t work.

Romulus: Like I would let such a blatant contender to my power exist right next to me. John is to stay confined to his continent just as the Emperor of China is, unless he wants to wrestle with the balance of power in a way that will have repercussions.

What is your opinions, thoughts, and feeling in regards to pegging?

John: Just no.

Lydia: That is filling the hole on his body I want filled on mine. I deny any interest in partaking in such a debauchery.

Rave: Yeah, no. I am out. Can I get into the thought of fucking other girls with a strap-on? Ja, sure. John or another guy though? Count me out.

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From: Dargon

For: John

How exactly do you view Romulus? What changed about it since the beginning of the tournament?

John: I see him as a guy that is coming out of a pretty long midlife crisis. That’s pretty different than my initial idea of him as this all-powerful superhuman that could conquer the world whenever he felt like it. Turns out he is just a guy like the rest of us with a more convoluted backstory and goals that scaled with his opportunities.

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From: Deighton

For: Gaia,

On behalf of humanity, Im sorry for all the shit we put you through.

Gaia: You better be, do you know just how many memories I have to blend each day just to keep the Illusion Barriers from working as intended? Sure, almost all of it is automated, but it’s still a fulltime job is what I am saying!

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From: Razorswift

For: Razorswift

How do you judge the meme quota after the first game?

Razorswift: Very meta question there. I dub it unsatisfactory. There were some references here and there but nothing truly impressive.

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From: GabrielTull

For all elementals:

How many more waifus do you think John will have?

Gnome: 4...no 2!...12?

Salamander: Do I look like a fortune teller to you?

Sylph: He will have all the waifus.

Undine: Maybe until he hits 24, so one for each hour of the day?

Siena: However, many please him, I suppose. I would say that is a lower number maybe even nobody anymore, 4 at a maximum. He is already having trouble trying to spend quality time with each of us.

Stirwin: 3?

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From: Ralyks

for: john

do you regret giving sylph marvin the gummi bear?

John: Yes and no. Mostly no. Sure her having some sort of acid trip whenever she gets too much sugar is kind of annoying but she is so happy doing it that I can’t really be mad. Also, the sex we have while she is coming down is incredible, particularly her blowjobs are just shocking.

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From: Marathyu

For: Romulus

Do you consider John's potential a threat, given his short abyssal existence and excessive growth? I understand that in his current form he could be easily dealt with, but further down the line, do you see him growing to the point of a potent adversary?

Romulus: He is a potential threat in so far that he could become someone who can challenge me, which only a pact of incredibly strong individuals would manage to do otherwise. I have no intention of stopping that from happening as long as he remains steadfast in his morals, the world can use more people that are both powerful and well-adjusted.

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From: Ralyks

for: rave/jane

if possible, would you consider urethra play?

Rave: Ewww, no.

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From: Knifeking 47

For: Funatic

Did the idea of the Blood happen to come from bloodborne?

Funatic: Nope, have never played Bloodborne nor watched anything on it.

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From: Deighton

For: Nathalia, Zone-chan, Richard, Luna And Sol.

Fuck, marry, Kill. Roumulus, Gaia, John?

Nathalia: Fuck Romulus, Marry John, Kill Gaia. I would free myself of these annoying rules if only I could, she remains untouchable out of jokes like these.

Zone: Fuck John, Marry Gaia, Kill Romulus. I want to ride that dick once and tap that ass every day. Romulus is more of an afterthought.

Horned Rat: Mindfuck Romulus, Propose to Gaia to get her confused and have her on my strings, Kill John to set in motion a plan that will transform the political landscape.

Luna: Fuck Gaia, Marry Romulus, Kill John. Just an order of priorities.

Sol: Fuck John, Marry Romulus, Kill Gaia. Only if my husband, emperor and master allows a devil’s threesome, of course.

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From: Ralyks

for: john

will you consider giving Edge marvin II?

John: That sounds like a quick way into something like cacophonic murder hell. I am hesitant to experiment with that...although the sex has to be amazing.

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And those were all the question I had folks. Until next time~