CH 5

Although Jun Ye went to bed late last night, he was promptly awakened by his biological clock on time. Before opening his eyes, he could feel a warm little figure in his embrace.

Jun Ye pulled the blanket down slightly, revealing the delicate features of the male Zerg covering his chest. He never moved around much while sleeping, maintaining a similar position to last night. However, this young master… he wondered how the other person slept, as he had somehow managed to roll from behind him to his front.

More importantly,  he didn’t even notice the other person’s movements.

Jun Ye’s fingertips slowly slid down from Joshua’s forehead, and for the first time, he began to question his own vigilance. Although he had known the young master for a long time, this was the first time they had slept together, and he shouldn’t have been sleeping so deeply.

Could it be that the mysterious pheromones of the Zerg race also had a sedative effect?

Doubts arose as Jun Yu’s fingers “took the initiative by themselves” to pinch the nose of the Zerg in his embrace.

The young master was dreaming about his coming-of-age ceremony. He and Jun Ye were playing a kissing game on the bed. Just as they were enjoying the intimacy, he suddenly had a severe cold with a congested nose, making it difficult to breathe. Despite inhaling forcefully, his nose remained blocked, and the feeling of suffocation grew stronger. He collapsed in Jun Ye’s arms, unable to resist taking large, desperate breaths from his mouth.

“Ah… ah…” How could such a thing happen as soon as they started kissing? The young master was sure that Jun Ye would be disgusted by him…

Just as Jun Ye was enjoying the sight of the adorable Zerg struggling with a wrinkled face, he suddenly heard the other person gasping for breath. Startled, his hand trembled, and he quickly released the Zerg.

What the hell? He had only pinched the young master’s nose. The other person couldn’t be so sensitive, right?

Hmm… that area was very quiet last night. An unconscious male Zerg wouldn’t be able to make noise even if he wanted to.

Meanwhile, Joshua woke up from his dream due to suddenly being able to breathe through his nose again, causing him to cough several times.

Joshua opened his eyes and immediately saw Jun Ye moving backward, thinking that he no longer wanted him because he was inadequate. Startled, his mind went blank, and he quickly pounced on Jun Ye, using both his hands and feet to cling to him.

“Jun, I didn’t mean to, please don’t reject me, I can…”

Jun Ye was feeling guilty, and suddenly being embraced and cried to by Joshua left him a bit confused.

“What do you mean you didn’t mean to? Did you do something behind my back that you’re sorry for?” Jun Ye asked casually, his attention focused elsewhere. He placed one hand on Joshua’s waist and used the other to pry off the young master’s arms wrapped around him. With some force, he pushed the young master away from himself.

Was he kidding? It was early in the morning, he was panting and getting close to his body. Wasn’t he a man?

However, unexpectedly, his rejection only made the young master more panicked and he held on tighter.

“Jun! Jun! Don’t leave me! I want you, I really want you!”

Joshua shouted, starting to grab Jun Ye’s clothes and rub against him.

After a few restless rubs… there was a distinct sense of existence as a certain thing rose to life.

it was quite clear that it wasn’t the young master’s.

Jun Ye’s face darkened terribly: “…”

Joshua was confused. He had already awakened, so why hadn’t his significant part swelled up like in those action movies1At this point, Joshua is still confused and hasn’t realized that he was previously dreaming. He hasn’t awekened yet actually ? Could it be that he really couldn’t do it? Suddenly terrified, he flipped over Jun Ye’s body, rubbing even harder.

Veins popped on Jun Ye’s forehead as he lifted his foot and kicked the Zerg off the bed, then got up and slammed the bathroom door shut.

Jun Ye was deeply concerned about his future. He hadn’t even awakened yet, but he was already so eager. He was afraid that he wouldn’t be able to control himself and turn the other party into a useless male.

After Jun Ye finished washing up and changed his clothes, he came out of the bathroom to find Joshua still sitting dazed on the floor.

Suppressing his annoyance and anger, Jun Ye walked over and kicked Joshua’s fair and tender thigh, asking, “What’s the matter? Did you get stupid from the fall?”

Joshua snapped out of it when he was kicked and immediately grabbed Jun Ye’s leg before he could retract it. He was surprised beyond words: “Jun! I can’t do it without it!” It was just a dream earlier; he hadn’t awakened yet, so he can’t yet.

Jun Ye: “…”

F*ck, this idiot.

Jun Ye lifted his leg, which was still being held by Joshua, with a stern face. He tried to shake off the extra limb.

Joshua instinctively held on tighter.

Their eyes met.

Jun Ye: “…”

F*ck it, I’ll kick you and make you fall flat on your face!

“Let go.”

“No…” Joshua swallowed his words under Jun Ye’s piercing gaze and silently released his grip.

Joshua got up from the floor and his gaze shifted to Jun Ye’s lower body. He rubbed his paws together with a smile. “Jun, you have really long legs.”

Jun Ye: I feel like eating braised Zerg claws2The author refers interchangedly to hands by claws or paws, it’s not literal claws in their humanoid form…

Jun Ye pinched his brow and turned away: “Go wash up, you have drool on your face.”

“Ah!!”

Without needing any further urging from Jun Ye, Joshua covered his face and rushed into the bathroom.

Jun Ye walked to the floor-to-ceiling French window and drew back the curtains. The sky was already bright, but the villa remained as quiet as it was at midnight.

Perhaps he woke up early. This place wasn’t the military camp he was familiar with. Without the usual morning training, even the troublesome young master had quietly gone to wash up. Jun Ye felt a bit unaccustomed.

But this discomfort lasted only for a couple of seconds. Jun Ye’s rare sentimentality quickly dissipated when he heard the scream coming from the bathroom.

“What’s the matter now?” Jun Ye sighed helplessly and briskly walked towards the bathroom.

Joshua was standing in front of the bathroom mirror with a distressed expression, comparing something. As Jun Ye entered, Joshua pointed directly at his own face in the mirror. “My nose!”

“Yes, it’s your nose. No Zergs are coming for it.”

“No, that’s not it! It turned red!” Joshua was so anxious that his raised arm was trembling.

Jun Ye walked over, pressed Joshua’s shoulder, and turned him around. He stared at Joshua’s nose for a while until he found two pink marks on the bridge of his nose, seemingly traces of being pinched.

Jun Ye said seriously, “It’s your nose. You can’t disown it just because it found a wild female Zerg.”

“There’s no wild female Zerg!” Joshua quickly retorted. This was about his innocence!

Jun Ye looked at him.

After a while, Joshua finally realized it. His face suddenly blushed, and he shyly covered his face, softly asking, “Is it… from you, Jun?”

Jun Ye smiled and let go of him.

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—After the commotion and breakfast, the male Zerg head of the Lindsay family had not yet woken up. Only a few female attendants came downstairs one after another, casting slightly surprised glances at Jun Ye, who was sitting across from Joshua. They approached with cheerful smiles to greet Joshua and Jun Ye.

Joshua, with his airs as a young master, only made a casual sound and didn’t even give them a glance. His gaze was fixed straight on Jun Ye.

——Don’t look at them! Look at me! Look at me!!

Under the intense gaze of the young master, Jun Ye eventually gave in. He poured a glass of water to divert Joshua’s attention, lest the young master’s stare became too intense.

The female attendants seemed accustomed to the attitude of the young male Zerg in the house. After exchanging greetings, they calmly went to the other side of the table without any change in their expression.

Joshua was so happy that he drank the entire glass of water and rubbed his slightly bulging belly. He was troubled again. Being spoiled by the Zerg in his heart was indeed a sweet burden.

Jun Ye couldn’t help but make a mean remark when he saw Joshua caressing his belly with a motherly smile. “It’s there3Basically, he’s asking him if he’s pregnant?”

This time, Joshua immediately understood what Jun Ye was referring to. Angry and embarrassed, he grabbed Jun Ye’s wrist and dragged him upstairs.

On the other side, the other Zergs exchanged looks. All of them had a male master. Naturally, they all understood what would happen when a male Zerg dragged a female Zerg upstairs. But…

“Young master… It seems that he hasn’t awakened yet?”

The young master who hadn’t awakened naturally wouldn’t be able to do anything for Jun Ye. After dragging Jun Ye upstairs and slamming the door, Joshua entered his closet and sulked in there.

Jun Ye sat bored on Joshua’s small sofa chair, scrolling through his messages on his terminal. First, he sent a message to reassure his comrades, then he contacted his deputy to arrange the tasks for the next month. He also made a list for the things he should send him, which he didn’t get the time to bring on the spaceship.

As he summed up these scattered bits and pieces, Jun Ye realized that more than half an hour had passed and Joshua had yet to come out.

Jun Ye was a bit puzzled. Although the young master had a childish temperament, it didn’t make sense for him to be sulking for so long over a single remark. Could it be that he had offended the dignity of the male Zerg?

With that thought, Jun Ye closed the terminal and walked towards the connected closet. The door was open, and as soon as he entered, he saw rows of clothes hanging in the closet. Jun Ye went to the innermost section and saw Joshua standing in front of a full-length mirror, wearing a loose-fitting top and holding another piece of clothing, gesturing in front of the mirror.

When Joshua saw Jun Ye’s arrival in the mirror, his eyes brightened. He glanced up and down at Jun Ye’s attire, then immediately dropped the clothes in his hand and rummaged through the nearby cupboard.

Jun Ye glanced at the dozens of discarded clothes on the sofa. They were all conservative outerwear. After all, Joshua’s daily attire in front of him was limited to a shirt and underwear.

“Are you going out?” Jun Ye asked.

“Not just me, both of us,” Joshua finally found the clothing he wanted—a small military uniform suit.

As a military female Zerg, anything Jun Ye wore would exude a fierce military vibe influenced by his temperament. And of course, the best match for him was still military attire.

Joshua excitedly compared the suit to his body. Fortunately, over the years, he had prepared plenty of clothes for his future married life. He was confident he could make Jun Ye unable to resist!

Jun Ye looked at Joshua, who had a blush on his face and seemed a bit intoxicated. He had a faint feeling that something was off and asked, “Both of us? What are we going to do?”

“Buy bedding!” Joshua realized that his choice of words wasn’t great and quickly covered his mouth. Seeing that Jun Ye’s expression wasn’t very quite right, as if he didn’t want to accompany him, Joshua quickly added, “You promised me last night!”

Last night…

Jun Ye vaguely recalled the male Zerg’s incessant rambling in his half-asleep state. Pillow talk… it was indeed a terrifying thing. Being influenced by pillow talk could reset one’s IQ to zero.

Talking about IQ… Joshua seems to have one (01) single braincell, and it’s at full capacity thinking of Jun Ye lol