Chapter 6： idiots are not stupid

"Come on, there are robbers, beat the robbers..." After kicking Chen Tianming, Long Gen ran to the door of the supermarket and shouted.

Dancing like a lunatic, but the voice is amazing!

"Fool Long, what's your name, don't call it!" Chen Tianming came to his senses, and was about to stop Long Gen before he got up from the ground.

Long Gen sneered in his heart, and cursed inwardly: "Fuck you, you're going to **** with my wife? Why don't you call me? Wait until you die!"

"Come on, is there anyone else? There are robbers robbing things, come on..." Long Gen continued to shout.

Chen Tianming's old face was livid, why didn't he know that Long Gen was a fool? do not understand anything! Such people are the best to deal with, but also the worst to deal with. One-sided, yelling like this, can't you invite all the old and young men, girls and aunts in the village?

"Woo... woo woo." Shen Lijuan squatted by the shelf and kept crying.

"I beg you! I don't want to **** you again! This time!" Chen Tianming stood up, holding up his pants, and cursed.

This luck is really too bad. I was splashed with water early in the morning. I thought I could eat the meat of a pretty widow, but I was kicked by a fool, and a piece of skin was rubbed off my face. , shouting again, claiming to be a robber, a thief!

Picking up his underpants, Chen Tianming was about to run out, but someone came at the entrance of the supermarket.

"Xiaolong, what's the matter? Why is it a bandit again, and it belongs to a bandit again. What about people, by the way, where is your cousin." Li Sanshui rushed over carrying a pole.

Li Sanshui is a well-known strong man in the village. He is not tall, but his dark lumpy flesh is full of explosive power. Coupled with Li Sanshui's willingness to help others, he is very popular and prestigious in the village.

"Xiaolong, what's your name? Who will be a thief in the early morning." At this time, another person from the village came over with a pole.

This person is also very familiar with Long Gen. He is the village head, named Wei Wenwu. He is as cunning as a mouse and a bit lecherous. Long Gen knew that this guy had been eyeing his aunt for a long time.

"Bandits, robbers, super, there are robbers in the supermarket..." Long Gen stammered and shouted, "Hurry up, go and catch the robbers, my cousin, my cousin was beaten by the robbers..."

"What?" Wei Wenwu roared, "If you dare to bully a woman, I'll see if I don't beat him to death. Come on, Sanshui, let's kill this bastard!"

As they spoke, the two rushed into the supermarket carrying poles. Lifting the pole is a smash.

"Don't...don't, don't hit, it's me, I'm Chen Tianming, ouch!" Chen Tianming covered his head and screamed. "Ci'ao, stop hitting, it's me!"

Chen Tianming is so angry, is it easy to take advantage of himself? I wanted to cover my head and rush out, after all, it's not good to spread such a thing, and it's fine for the villagers to talk about it, but if the tigress in the house knows, why don't you **** yourself?

Unexpectedly, as soon as I rushed to the door, two poles fell down!

Chen Tianming knew that if he didn't register, he might be beaten to death by Li Sanshui and Wei Wenwu!

"Hey, why is this voice so familiar?" Wei Wenwu muttered, "Ah, it's Secretary Chen!"

"Secretary Chen?" Li Sanshui stopped when he heard this, but his brows were tightly knit together. I understood something in my heart, probably it was Chen Tianming, an old pervert, who was full of lust, and wanted to misbehave Shen Lijuan, the two had a dispute, and Long Gen mistakenly regarded him as a thief and a robber.

Chen Tianming touched the two big bags on his bald head, stared angrily at Wei Wenwu and Li Sanshui, and was about to get angry when many people came outside the supermarket. I had no choice but to cover my head and prepare to leave!

Wei Wenwu and Chen Tianming formed a team, and they were also subordinates, so he said politely: "I'm sorry, Secretary Chen. Go slowly..."

"Huh!" Chen Tianming snorted coldly, his old face embarrassed. Doesn't this make it obvious that you are making a fool of yourself?

"Woooooh..." At the corner of the shelf, Shen Lijuan was still sobbing, very sad.

After a while, many people came and stood at the entrance of the supermarket to point and point. Although everyone could see it, no one dared to say anything, just because Chen Tianming was the village secretary!

"boom!"

Long Gen suddenly moved, aiming at Chen Tianming's back, kicking him flying!

"Ouch..." Chen Tianming let out a scream and fell to the ground. Before he got up, he felt that someone was riding up, and the two big red envelopes on his head were attacked.

"Hit the thief, this is a thief! This is a robber. The robber bullied my cousin. Hit, hit the robber..." Long Gen rode on Chen Tianming's back, waving his fists indiscriminately. There is no method, but the fist always lands on the two big red envelopes, impartial, outrageously clever!

"Ouch, ouch...quick, fool Long, get out of here, I didn't bully you, ouch, I didn't bully your cousin... ouch..." Chen Tianming screamed.

Long Gen kept beating him fiercely as if he didn't hear anything.

"Xiaolong, don't be like this. Quick, get up." Wei Wenwu walked over and pulled Longgen up.

Long Gen didn't let go of his anger, but he didn't want to expose himself, so he could only stand up. But still staring at Chen Tianming angrily, shouting: "Thief, robber, bully my cousin..."

Looking at Chen Tianming again, how could he have the face to meet people when lying on the ground? Originally, no one listened to Long Gen's words. Who in the village didn't know that Long Gen was a fool? However, Shen Lijuan, who was dressed in rags in the supermarket, couldn't tell a lie. A fool can't **** her cousin. It can only be Chen Tianming.

"Okay, okay," Wei Wenwu took out the village chief's shelf, waved his hands, and said, "Sanshui, Gouwazi, you two send the secretary home first. Everyone, let's go. Let's go. "

"Huh!" Li Sanshui snorted, disdainful, but he and Gouwazi worked together to lift Chen Tianming, who was moaning constantly.

The village chief spoke, and the onlookers gradually dispersed.

"Xiaolong, Secretary Chen is not a thief, so stop yelling. Go back and see your cousin first, so stop messing around, you know?"

Long Gen nodded. Turn around and walk into the supermarket. Wei Wenwu's mocking voice came from behind.

"It's true that this stupid man is blessed with stupidity, but an idiot is following such a pretty widow. It's a pity that he's a widow... blind..."

Long Gen could hear it naturally, but he sneered in his heart, making fun of me, right? Okay, I will definitely send you Wei

Everyone has a green hat! Isn't your daughter-in-law named Cui Fen? I must beat her up!

" Cousin, auntie, the robber was beaten away by us, so don't, don't cry," Long Gen handed over a piece of paper.

Shen Lijuan was still sobbing, she buried her head and shrugged her shoulders.

"Cousin, don't cry..." Long Gen said again.

"Xiaolong, you, alas! How could you beat him?" Shen Lijuan suddenly raised her head with a worried look on her face, "

From now on, there will be good fruit for the two of us to eat. "

Long Gen naturally knew what Shen Lijuan meant, but he pretended to be stupid and said, "Cousin, isn't it good to hit robbers?"

"Oh!" Shen Lijuan sighed heavily, wiped away her tears, and suddenly made a decision.

"Xiaolong, pack your things, let's get out of here. Then Chen Tianming will not let us go!"

Long Gen shook his head, his expression straightened!

"Auntie, why are we leaving? What can Chen Tianming do to us? Don't worry, I will make him die an ugly death!"

Shen Lijuan was taken aback, when did Long Gen speak so fluently? The tone is also different.

"Biao Auntie, everyone saw it today. It was Chen Tianming who wanted to do something wrong. If anything happened between the two of us in the village, Chen Tianming would be suspected! Isn't he the village secretary? But he is not the only official in this world." Son, it’s just a village secretary, is there a township head? Is there a town head? Is there a county head?”

Shen Lijuan's eyes widened, and Long Gen didn't seem to be stupid anymore.

Idiots are not stupid, then last night... Shen Lijuan's pretty face turned red.

"Xiaolong, you, you, are you out of your mind...."