Chapter 79： Hang yourself...

"It's always a bit old, but why is the meat so delicate?" Long Gen put his arms around his pants, ran out of the corn field, and whispered.

Always a bit old, but there is a taste, more sunlight, the skin color tends to be wheat bran, although it is not as white as white, it looks comfortable, but it is comfortable to the touch, delicate and supple. The more work you do, the more you exercise. At this age, there is no fat on the waist, and the round buttocks are poked down with a stick, and the two halves of the buttocks seem to be further apart!

The book says it is good, the day wife is such a thing, you can’t look at your face, turn off the light and cover the quilt, and you will still be high every day. Besides, I am used to delicacies from mountains and seas, so I have to add some wild vegetables to eat. Too much oil in the stomach is not a good thing.

Out of the corn field, it happened to be in time for Chen Xianglian's lunch. Chen Ke had already gone back to the city, not to continue to sit on the stage, but to help take care of Chen Tianming. After all, Chen Tianming has not treated his children badly these years. It is really unreasonable not to visit and visit.

"Xiaolong, the second brother is coming back, you have to hide. With his temper, I think he will trouble you. His temper is exploding." Chen Xianglian took a bite of rice and looked at Xiaolong worriedly.

The second brother is Chen Tianyun, and Chen Tianming is the boss.

Long Gen smiled lightly, took a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth. A look of disapproval.

Dare to trouble yourself? Does he have that ability? I haven't settled with him yet! Besides, Chen Tianyun also stole 9,000 yuan from his cousin, so let's forget about it?

If you don’t come to Lao Tzu, I have to go to him!

Furthermore, his mother-in-law has been put to sleep, so Chen Tianyun is still in the mood to make trouble for him.

The last time I met Wang Limei, I wanted to ask her for money. Looking back, this friend with **** is not very strong, so don’t be self-defeating, so I never asked Wang Limei for money.

"I haven't paid much attention to Chen Tianyun." Long Gen said indifferently, "By the way, your old Chen family is in decline now, and there will be elections in a few days, and no one will be elected to your old Chen family! You and Xiao Ke The two are also very sad, so how about it, vote for my cousin, and my cousin will naturally take care of your family when she becomes the village party secretary. Is it okay?"

"What's the point? Vote, just vote, anyway, I'll treat it as a favor for you." Chen Xianglian was fine, and agreed. "Oh, Xiaolong. Did you kill your cousin too?"

Chen Xianglian rolled her eyes and stared at Long Gendao.

"Take my word for it. It's okay to tell you, as long as you don't talk nonsense. I'm not afraid even if you talk nonsense, grab Xiao Ke and stab him with a big stick!"

Chen Xianglian's face darkened.

"It's daytime, it's been daytime many times." Seeing that Chen Xianglian's complexion was not good, with a faint sour smell, she continued: "Don't be greedy, I can handle the sky twice a week when you come here, just your body Son, Xiao Ke's bottom is still tender. You and your mother can't get out of the ground all night, believe it or not?"

"Cut, it seems like the thing you are talking about is so powerful, how many women have you had?" Chen Xianglian looked disdainful.

Long Gen kept his head down and ate his vegetables without saying a word. I'm not stupid, this woman keeps repeating her words back and forth. Hurry up to finish the meal, and get out of the way with a shot. I have to go to the next house...

"Papa Papa"

"Papa Papa"

There was a burst of crackling firecrackers, and Long Gen was shocked. He looked around and saw a puff of blue smoke rising in the distance.

"What's the matter? Who's setting off firecrackers here? Isn't there two days left in July and a half?" Chen Xianglian heard the sound of firecrackers, walked out of the kitchen, and muttered.

Long Gen scratched his head and couldn't figure it out, people in the countryside would never set off cannons if they had nothing to do, and during the July Half Ghost Festival, they only burned paper money. The sound of the cannon is either a happy event or a dead person! I haven't heard of anyone marrying a daughter-in-law, so what kind of guns are being fired?

"You're busy first, I'll take a look, take the voting matter to heart..." Long Gen slapped his buttocks, and ran away without a trace like a whirlwind.

The day was a bit stuffy, Long Gen grabbed a handful of water to wash his face, and didn't have the time to go down to the river to take a shower, just before and after, a few people ran past on the side of the road.

It looks like something big has happened, otherwise I wouldn't be so impatient. "Yes, let's go back to the commissary first, why not buy firecrackers from the commissary?" Shortly after, Long Gen ran back to the commissary, panting heavily, took the popsicle that Shen Lihong handed over and gnawed it.

After a while of cooling down, he asked Shen Lihong.

"Aunt Lihong, where is my cousin, why didn't you see it? By the way, what happened to the sound of firecrackers just now?"

While counting the money in the box, Shen Lihong said, "Someone died in the village. Your aunt and village chief He went to see it together."

"What? Dead? Who died?"

"Who else is there, Wei Wenwu, I heard that he committed suicide in fear of crime and hanged himself." Shen Lihong said in a low voice with some fear on her face: "I heard that the old man with his tongue sticking out, his eyes are as big as cow bells Writhing. Oh my god, it's scary...."

"My sister wants to go and see what the responsibility is. The township chief He is really serious. What's so good about the dead? Leave me alone at home and take it with me. I'm so scared to death... Alas, Xiaolong, what are you doing?" Go? Watch the store with me, I'm timid and afraid..."

Long Gen's voice came from afar, "I'll take a look, I'll be back later..."

Shen Lihong jumped anxiously. It was a very hot day, but there was a cool breeze behind her, giving her a ghostly air. I shivered violently. Cursing a word of courage: "Wei Wenwu, the dog day, is he still tossing people after death?"

"Crackling...."

Just when he arrived at the gate of Wei Wenwu's house, there was another burst of firecrackers, and Long Gen ran in with a grin. Probably because of Wei Wenwu's death, there were not many women in the village who came to help, and there were not many brothers from the same clan in the village. Only a few middle-aged people helped to move the coffin. Shen Lijuan and He Jingwen stood aside. The two girls frowned and looked pale. It seems that the death is really miserable.

"Auntie, what, how are you doing?" After Long Gen finished speaking, he glanced at He Jingwen next to him.

But Long Gen's eyes are very treacherous, staring at the chest fiercely, a large white area is exposed, arching a yurt, it is very huge!

He Jingwen couldn't go to the ground, but there was really no other way. Yesterday, Wei Wenwu was pulled down, and today he hanged himself. He felt a little bit guilty, so he could only come and have a look, and find out the situation.

"Wei Wenwu hanged himself, and now he is about to carry it into the coffin. Xiaolong, don't go in, he looks very scary..." Shen Lijuan grabbed Longgen and said in horror.

If I had to say that my man died on my belly back then, I wasn't afraid of anything, but Wei Wenwu died, if there were not two people beside him, I would have been standing trembling. The tongue stretched out so long, and the two eyeballs were round and round, and turned straight up. Isn't this just death?

"Why did you die? Why did you hang yourself?" Long Gen asked.

He Jingwen frowned, and said seriously: "Just now Wei Wenwu's wife said that Wei Wenwu didn't eat when he came home last night, and sat in the room all night. He still smoked when he got up in the morning, so he went to work in the field , but who knew that when he came back from the field and was about to ask him to eat after cooking, he hanged himself."

"What's the matter, suicide in fear of crime, what's wrong with conscience." Long Gen's face was disapproving, and he died as soon as he died. Such a person is a waste of air to live, afraid of asking?

"Xiaolong!" Shen Lijuan rolled her eyes and said angrily. "What nonsense, the dead are the most important, why are you doing this?"

Long Gen curled his lips and remained silent. This is a woman, and the sympathy is flooding again, isn't it a scourge of death? As for blowing his beard and staring at himself?

"What Xiaolong said is not unreasonable, but since the person is dead, the matter has been investigated clearly. The fault related to Wei Wenwu will not be pursued." Don't speak.

"So, let's go to the village department now, inform the whole village, call the young and middle-aged people of the whole village to come and help, and the funeral affairs that need to be done will be taken care of."

Shen Lijuan nodded without objecting.

"Then you go, I'll take a look..." The crotch is big and full of yang energy, and the dragon roots don't pay attention to any monsters.

I can find a few women to stab your village party secretary down, and still be afraid of you, a dead beggar?

"Xiaolong, come back!" Shen Lijuan was so angry that she stomped her feet and missed it when she stretched out her hand.

That look is so scary, why does this kid still lean forward?

"Forget it, let him go." He Jingwen frowned and pulled Shen Lijuan away. I thought to myself, why doesn't Xiaolong stutter when he speaks today? And he said it clearly and logically, this brain doesn't seem to be stupid.

In the countryside, the dead are the most important things. No matter what shady things Wei Wenwu did when he was alive, people are dead after all. No matter how unwilling and resentful Niu Da was, he had to rush back and forth to bathe and dress his father.

When Long Gen came in, Yang Ying, Tian Cuifen, and Wei Wenwu's wife, Miao Hong, were squatting in the corner burning paper money, and Niu Da wiped Wei Wenwu's body with a handkerchief.

"Tsk tsk tsk, this dead face is really ugly. Why do you want to stick out your tongue so long? What if you haven't eaten enough?" Long Gen could see clearly, but he didn't crack anything in his heart. When a person dies, it's like slaughtering a pig in the countryside. He doesn't know how you chop up or bleed. If you eat it, it will only turn into feces.

"Ci'ao, why are you still thinking about the Japanese woman when you're just a guy the size of a finger?" Looking at Wei Wenwu's crotch, Long Gen cursed secretly, "Wang Limei, what kind of eyes are there for a flirtatious woman? Why did she fall for this? What a begging thing? It's too **** blind..."

After scolding for a while, Long Gen retreated from the room, not seeing anything else, from this angle, he just happened to see the six big white rabbits puffed up by the third wife, but there were so many people around, how dare he make a move? Come back at night....

Walking around, the big yellow dog Ri Xiaohua hadn't come back yet, the car horn honked a few times, a silver-gray van drove into the yard, and Wei Wu got out of the car.

This time Long Gen didn't dare to smirk at Wei Wu, so don't slap yourself with a big mouth, this guy is also a bad tempered person!

ps: Well, Gucheng admits that these two tickets are not very exciting, but what about the monthly pass, but what about the reward? Friends, you must be fierce... because, because the next chapter is a bit obscene, a bit crazy......