"Stinky boy, why are you bored with life? Believe it or not, I gave you a slap in the face? That bastard!" Li Sanchou's face darkened immediately.
It looks better without a black face. This black face is no different from a crooked melon with cracked dates. It has an upturned nose, a pig's arched mouth, two protruding ears, and a dark face! Anyone who sees this will have to worry about it.
"Uncle San Ugly, why are you so angry?" Long Gen smiled silly and took a step back.
"Damn it, are you talking in human language? Isn't that my own, or yours?" Li Sanchou was still angry, and snorted.
Long Gen curled his lips, wiped the corners of his lips, and then said: "Your mother-in-law, you stripped and opened your legs so that I don't even bother to fuck! Compared with your three ugliness, there is one more ugliness."
"But according to me, Uncle San Chou, your name is really appropriate. Who got it for you? Why are you so talented?" Long Gen said cheerfully as if he hadn't seen Li San Chou's increasingly gloomy face. .
"Damn dragon fool, you are the **** ugly, believe it or not, I will beat you to death!"
Li Sanchou was so angry that he raised his hand and slapped him.
"Huh?" Li Sanchou exclaimed in surprise, why didn't he hit it?
"boom!"
Just as he was about to look back, Long Gen raised his foot and kicked Li Sanchou's ass, with all his might, he kicked into the paddy field beside him!
"Ouch, you idiot Long, I call you a god, you're a god, you dare to kick me, don't die!"
Li Sanchou stood up from the paddy field, wiped the mud from his face, and cursed, "You bastard, why don't you drag me up? I'll cut you... ouch... bastard, how dare you throw a stone at me?"
I saw that in the paddy field, Li Sanchou was hiding like a bastard, with a big red envelope on his forehead, covering his head with his hands, and swearing non-stop! The stone fell into the paddy field with a "dong dong dong".
The stone in front of him was gone, so Long Gen stopped and scolded me? You don't want to live anymore, dog, if you dare to trouble your cousin, I won't kill you!
"Li Sanchou, are you still scolding? Do you still want to be a fairy? I feel comfortable every day, but Zhao Hongyu feels better..." Long Gen folded his arms, squatted by the paddy field and laughed.
The old thing dared to hit you, Grandpa Long, if you don’t show any color, you really think I’m easy to bully.
"Fool Long, you bastard... what? Zhao Hongyu?" Li Sanchou was startled.
How could he know about Zhao Hongyu? Moreover, Long Fool suddenly talked about the sun, isn't he a fool? How did he know! Could it be that Zhao Hongyu said it unintentionally, no!
"There's something wrong with the idiot Long. I don't stutter anymore. Why don't I hear what I said today? My brain is very active. How can I look like a fool? Could it be that I have recovered from my illness and understand everything? "
"Old man, what are you thinking about?" Li Sanchou's expression changed several times, and Long Gen saw it. The old stuff should see something.
But I don't care, I can't deal with you, I really don't believe in this evil!
"Tell me, is Zhao Hongyu comfortable when he wakes up? Did he give birth to a son for you?" Long Gen asked again.
At this time, it is hot, as if being stuck in a stove, and there is no one around, so I am not afraid of being heard.
"Ahem, Xiaolong, what are you talking about, what's going on?" After all, he has been a cadre for several years, and Li Sanchou's mind is turning around quite quickly. Otherwise, how can I give my sister-in-law to the day, one day is still several years, and even my own brothers don't know. This is also ability!
Li Sanchou thought to himself, first follow the words of the idiot Long, where did the words come from, and then think about the countermeasures. Both Chen Tianming and Wei Wenwu have problems with their lifestyles, otherwise one would die and the other would be disabled. Thinking of this, Li Sanchou became even more nervous, just don't capsize in the gutter!
But things backfired, can Long Gen fail to understand?
"Old guy, don't try to play tricks with me, anyway, you can figure it out for yourself. My cousin is the secretary of the village party committee and the director of women. You know who the head of the township He hates the most. Look at you It's wicked enough to look like yourself, so don't be like Wei Wenwu."
"Papa"
After clapping his hands, Long Gen stood up, and said lightly: "How to behave in the future, you know what you should say, what should be said and what should be done, and what should be done. Let's decide for ourselves..."
After saying a few words, Long Gen walked back in square steps, carrying a big stick. He hummed a little tune, and upon listening carefully, it turned out to be the long-lost "Eighteen Touches".
"Well, the matter of my cousin has been completely settled, and then I should be satisfied with my crotch..." Thinking, Long Gen took out the phone from his pocket and called He Jingwen.
This woman has only been away for a day, and I really miss her. After thinking about it, it might be because of the freshness of the women in the city.
"Huh? Why don't you answer the phone?" Long Gen depressedly took down the phone and looked at it, thinking that he couldn't satisfy his hunger every day, so it would always be okay to listen to the voice for a while. How could you ever think that you didn't answer the phone?
"Well, yes, I will send you a picture of a big stick, hehe..." Long Gen had an idea, instead of taking the initiative to attack, he should stimulate He Jingwen's appetite and show her his majestic big stick, Maybe when my heart heats up, the next itch comes to me?
By the way, two more coquettish words!
While walking, Long Gen cheerfully sent MMS messages, and he was so happy when he sent them. The photo of the big stick was successfully edited and sent out!
"Isn't this Xiaolong? Why did you go?" Yuan Xiang opened the courtyard door, and with her legs crossed, she was startled when she saw Long Gen playing with her mobile phone. "Hey, where did you get the phone? A toy..."
This is the only explanation Yuan Xiang can give. Shanghe Village is poor, let alone such an advanced thing as a mobile phone, there are not even two phones. Mobile phone, you can only watch it on the TV.
"Hey, hello, Aunt Yuan Xiang, ha ha." Long Gen let out a foolish mouthful. This is a standard image of a fool, and he must not show his true colors until he conquers his wife!
As he spoke, his eyes rested on Yuan Xiang's legs.
Yuan Xiang's body is slightly fat, but she is fat and tasteful, white and tender, like rice worms. The chest is even more majestic, shaking his body slightly, the two **** are like a mountain torrent, shaking and shaking. Two round thighs, straight out, trousers are a bit small, tight, with a small slit at the base of the thighs, and two slices of bread are very full, probably swollen that night, and it hasn't disappeared yet.
Thinking of the beauty of that night, Long Gen's heart swayed, and he gulped. I have to kill this woman, and then go home for dinner....
Made up his mind, rolled his eyes, and had an idea in his heart.
"Auntie, Auntie, this is the mobile phone that Aunt Lihong gave me. It's very fun. There are... a lot of games in it. There is also a thing called QQ. They say you can chat... . Chatting... come, let me show you..."
He dragged Yuan Xiang into the yard and dragged him straight into the house. Yuan Xiang was weak, and it was quite funny to see Fool Long acting silly. There was no one at home this day, so it was good to talk to more than one person. Without much resistance, he followed Long Gen into the house.
"Auntie, look, look, this is QQ...you can chat..."
Yuan Xiang leaned over, and the two big white rabbits on his chest happened to rub against Long Gen's arm. Although she is a teacher's family, she has never seen a mobile phone since she grew up, Yuan Xiang is also very surprised. Both eyes looked straight, that mobile phone is really beautiful, there are all kinds of tricks in it.
"Hiss, it's so big and white!" Long Gen glanced sideways and almost had a nosebleed.
Two **** were squeezed together in the neckline, white, round and tender, a deep ravine could not be seen to the bottom, the arm was itchy and crispy, and the crotch suddenly popped!
Day, it must be a day!
Long Gen pressed his hands randomly, and immediately found the photo album. When he took pictures of Huang Cuihua in the morning, he also took two photos by himself, all of which were kept as souvenirs.
It would be nice to have a video camera in the future, and it would be nice to have a camera every day and every day, that guy would be so cool, and he could sell the film for money. How many **** have died...
"Huh? What is this?"
Looking at the phone in full swing, a picture suddenly popped up on the screen, a **** stick standing upright, with a few curly hairs setting off the big stick. But I saw a little white foam on the forehead of the big stick, and the whole body was moist. It was obvious that the big stick was just taken out of the hole!
"Hiss! So big?"
Yuan Xiang gasped, staring at the phone screen with her eyes, and unconsciously clamped her legs, as if a big stick was about to enter her hole!
Be good, I don’t know how comfortable it would be if I borrowed this big stick for myself! Yuan Xiang swallowed her saliva, and suddenly there was a tingle in the tight slit, and a hot stream slipped out from inside!
"Aunt Yuan Xiang, you...what's the matter with you, why is your face so red? Do you have a fever...I...I'll call you a doctor..." Long Gen pretended to stand up and asked Get your phone back!
"Don't, don't take it away! Show me, see...."
Since Wei Wenwu's ghost gave me a slap that night, I feel very uneasy. It is not easy to think of staying at home alone and guarding the widow. After being exposed by Wei Wenwu, I found out that being a woman is so wonderful. The big stick was pierced to the deepest part, and it was unprecedentedly plump and firm. With one stick, it seemed that all the loneliness and unbearableness disappeared without a trace!
I haven’t lived a peaceful life these days, and I’m not afraid of ghosts anymore. I wish Wei Wenwu would come to his door and give him another shot!
"Well, this big stick in front of me should be as big as Uncle Wei, it must be very comfortable to use!" A hungry and thirsty woman can't eat meat, she doesn't want to do anything when she eats meat, she just counts on the big stick to poke her all day long!
"Xiaolong, tell auntie, where did the big stick in this photo come from? Tell me, whose big stick is it, and I'll get you some candy..." Yuan Xiang's eyes were full of peach blossoms, and she couldn't tell. The meaning of charm, with a hint of longing!
Long Gen rubbed his head, as if he didn't understand anything. Suddenly, there was a **** of his crotch.
"Isn't this a big stick?"