Yuan Hong is not an unrestrained woman, but she is not coy either. I also thought about it afterwards, since I have violated the precepts, I simply go all out and develop a long-term gun.friend is quite good. Who let the dead man in the family run long distances all day long, didn't earn two dollars, and didn't know if there were any wild women out there.
Things are up to now, let's just live like this. Good guy, it’s not for nothing, that kind of comfort is what a woman dreams of, the boundless sense of satisfaction, the beauty in the clouds, is better than banknotes, better than diamond rings and flowers!
Women who have turned on meat are very enlightened. No one came all morning, only Long Gen came to practice, and the playground was full of random rampage, but he was very busy and happy.
In his heart, he regards Long Gen as his own man, very caring. It's buying cigarettes and feeding water. Act like you are an apprentice!
"It's not difficult to drive, it's just a matter of hitting the accelerator and putting it into gear." Long Gen held the steering wheel, driving like a Ferrari, the accelerator was all the way to the end!
As soon as he heard the sound of the engine, and then looked at the engine speed, Yuan Hong's head was full of black lines!
"Little bastard, do you have common sense? The engine has turned over 6,000 revolutions, and you are only in first gear. Press the gas pedal to the bottom. Why don't you pay for the gas? Are you trying to burn out my mother's engine? Quickly, put it in gear." , step on the clutch, shift to second gear, push to third gear, yes, that's it..." Yuan Hong was anxious to scold her mother.
With this way of driving, I don’t know how many engines will be burned out throughout the year. How can the **** still have the face to brag?
"Hey hey hey, drive slowly, turn and turn, Ciao, can you be a little bit more careful, it's a matter of two lives in one car..." Yuan Hong was startled , nearly hit the wall. When I touched my forehead, it was full of sweat.
Long Gen didn't take it seriously, and slowly slowed down while holding the steering wheel, then turned his head and asked:
"The tachometer of the engine, why can't it go in one gear at 6,000 rpm?" Long Gen was somewhat enlightened, knowing that he was not ashamed to ask.
Yuan Hong heard the words and said seriously: "This is like an adult and a child who have a cold. The adult has two pills, but the child only has half a pill. If you eat too much, your brain will burn out. Do you understand?"
"Oh, so it is like this!"
Nodding suddenly, Long Gen made an analogy.
"Look, is that what you mean? For example, for example, my crotch is too thick and too big. I can only **** mature women with big holes, not my little sister. If I **** my little sister, the following is Unbearable, redness, swelling, bleeding?"
"Ah bah! Pervert!"
Yuan Hongqiao blushed, spat lightly, and glared at the little **** angrily. What kind of stupid metaphors did the **** make, the three sentences cannot be separated from the kang, and they went on and on every now and then. It wasn't a big deal at first, but it sounded awkward, like going to a brothel, full of sao women and hooligan men.
"Hahaha" Long Gen smiled, started the car again, prepared to take a couple of laps, and then went to eat.
Eat early, and find a place to have fun with the beautiful coach. After practicing two laps, I have to go back to the village. I should have gone back yesterday, but I was delayed by something. God knows how hungry and thirsty my cousin will be when I go back, and there are those group of sao wives, each of whom is a top sao.
Therefore, you must eat more rice at noon, and you can eat a whole pot of beef whip and pig whip. Unfortunately, you can’t find any **** in the city, so you don’t need to eat beef and chicken. .
"Grandpa, the grandson is calling again,"
"Grandpa, the grandson is calling again..."
At this moment, the phone rang quickly. Long Gen parked the car and took out the phone. Heh, come whoever you want, faster than Cao Cao.
"Hey, cousin, what's the matter, I was missing you just now, hehe, don't worry, I'll be back soon after I wash up tonight..." Yuan Hongchu was beside him, Long Gen don't care.
The relationship with my cousin is very solid. It has been countless times, not to mention, they are still relatives. This relationship is layered on top of each other, closer than a real father!
"Don't, don't, Auntie, don't be in a hurry, tell me slowly what happened..." Long Gen's expression changed suddenly, as if Auntie on the other end of the phone had been greatly wronged. , almost cried out.
Long Gen was a little panicked at once, his aunt was his heart, and although the two of them could not get married, it would be no problem for them to become concubines in the harem.
"What? Chen Tianming is back? Chen Ergou is going to fight you too? Lying in the bastard's pond and drinking medicine to commit suicide?" Long Gen frowned, and his hippie smile finally darkened.
Raising Wang Ba is his plan to make a fortune, and it is also the first step in the plan, but the old Chen family must follow him to do the right thing, then...you can't blame Grandpa Long for being cruel!
"Auntie, don't worry. Put aside the matter of digging the pond for now. You can rest at home in the afternoon and take a bath. I will definitely be back today!" After comforting Shen Lijuan, Long Gen died. Telephone.
The thief's eyes suddenly became more sinister, and suddenly, he smiled strangely.
"Hmph, you are still young to fight with Grandpa Long!" After talking to himself, Long Gen suddenly smiled, with a dangerous arc drawn from the corner of his mouth, extremely gloomy!
Yuan Hong sat by the side and looked at it clearly, and couldn't help shivering.
I haven't known this little **** for more than four hours, and even the little **** didn't know his name, so he killed himself. Not to mention any in-depth understanding. The only "deep" is to stuff the long and thick human whip into his body, and then spit a few mouthfuls.
Nothing else!
"You, what's wrong with you? Why is your face so ugly, is there something troublesome, do you need help?" Even though she didn't understand anything, Yuan Hong asked involuntarily.
Long Gen shook his head slightly, and said lightly: "It's nothing, it's a trivial matter."
"I'm afraid I won't be able to practice driving today. Well, are you free? Send me to the police station. I have something to go back to the countryside to deal with. I'll come back tomorrow."
"Well, okay, I'll take you there." Yuan Hong didn't procrastinate, changed the position, stepped on the gas pedal, quickly shifted to the gear, the car rushed out like the wind, and arrived at the police station in a few blinks of an eye the door.
Waved his hand, and Long Gen went in.
The police station is very busy today, there are not many cases, but the incident yesterday was big enough, and Fangzheng took it very seriously. Everyone in the station worked overtime to ensure that the investigation was cleared up in the shortest possible time, and the materials were sorted out and ready to be handed over to the leader. reward!
Even Fang Zheng, the director who has always been lazy and fond of eating, drinking, and gambling, is lying on his desk, concentrating on sorting out the materials. These little things are not important, but to put it bluntly, they are government officials playing hooligans! But as long as you make less fuss and make the details more detailed yourself, it will be much easier to climb up.
At least, there is a chance, isn't it?
"Hey, Director Fang, you're busy." Long Gen didn't bother to knock on the door, and rushed in carelessly.
"Which doggy day..." Before uttering the last word, Fangzheng immediately behaved himself again.
"Oh, so it's Brother Long Gen, oh, why are you willing to come to my place, I hope you will come." Fangzheng was tactful, and pulled Long Gen to his seat. "Xiao Wang, pour tea quickly!"
Long Gen waved his hand lightly, but felt a little impatient in his heart. People from the old Chen family wanted to directly trouble themselves, but they didn't have the slightest concern. As for the pig brains in the old Chen family, what would they use to fight against themselves?
It's just that, no matter how capable the cousin is, she is a wife after all! People from the old Chen family are messing around, so don't make any trouble.
"If you don't have tea, there's no need. Director Fang, if you don't mind, I'll call you Big Brother Fang. The director's seniority is not." Tie up Fatty Fang first, then the rest will be easy.
"Ahem, er, I'm here today to help the township head He convey some spirit." He cleared his throat on purpose, and straightened his body a little.
Fangzheng heard the words, and quickly raised his head, chest out and belly in, as if he was meeting a national leader!
"The mayor He said that she received a report. In Shanghe Village, Liuhe Township, someone obstructed the villagers' plan to make a fortune and prevented the construction of the **** reservoir. Are you free, Director Fang? The mayor He asked you to do this by name. It's a matter, and I also said that she is very relieved when you handle things!" Unknowingly, another unwarranted high hat was put on Fang Zheng.
This is the way to deal with people in the officialdom. Give him a little hope anytime, anywhere, just like a carrot in front of a donkey, you can see it, but you can’t eat it. I worked hard and worked for a long time, but I didn't get anything...
"Who is this Chen Tianming? Such a bold guy?" Fang Zheng patted his thigh, his face filled with righteous indignation. Although his face was dark and his brows were furrowed, he could still see the ecstasy in his eyes.
"No background, just a broken leg, and my son's **** is gone. The father and son have nothing left, so I think they plan to smash the pot and throw some money, and prepare for the New Year's goods." Long Genhu pinched a reason .
Fangzheng listened seriously, "Huh! Ugly people make trouble! What a mess! It's not over, shameless! It's too shameful!"
"Brother Longgen, let's go, let's start now, I want to take a good look at it, this Chen Tianming has grown a few heads, and he is dying, so I will jump for him!" In front of friends, bragging is naturally irrelevant , let's talk about it first.
Long Gen smiled, isn't the effect coming?
Nothing to do, fanned the wind twice, agitated Fangzheng as if he was excited to play a little Japanese, with a big wave of his hand, all the office people were taken away, wearing disc hats, and set off.
"Hahaha, Chen Tianming, Chen Tianming, what are you fighting with me? Why are you fighting me? You can beat Grandpa Long? Hmph, breaking two legs isn't your duty, so I will kill you, old Chen. The third leg of all the men in the family! His... grandma's...."