Chapter 195： old...

"What nonsense, your daughter is good-looking, and it's not normal for my emotional father to take advantage of others' danger?" Long Gen's hair was black, his brows were knit together, he cursed indignantly in his heart, and turned back to He Wenfeng and said: "Uncle, don't, don't, this is not good. How embarrassing!"

He Wenfeng got excited, leaned in front of Longgen, stretched out his hand to grab the crotch, and said a little angrily:

"Why are you embarrassed? You look like a bitch, and you're struggling, can you still get along? Let me see!"

Long Gen clutched his crotch, his face looked as if it was about to rain, and was as black as the bottom of a pot. He was guarding the last line of defense, holding down the big snake in his crotch, for fear of the gun going off!

"Don't tell me! Uncle, uncle, you can't look at it, you really can't look at it... Ouch, uncle, don't pull my hand..."

He Wenfeng was even more unhappy. The eyeballs rolled around, and I muttered in my heart.

"Look at a chicken. It's just a chicken. It's pushy. That thing probably won't work. That's not okay. I'm just such a daughter. She's just divorced, and she can't satisfy my daughter even in bed. What do you want him to do? Trash! "

"No matter what, you must look at it. My daughter is young, and there are some things that she may not understand! Only the mother-in-law will know the benefits of a man's crotch being strong to a woman! If the brat is really a trash, then don't blame me for being cruel Alright, Jingwen, this time father will definitely help you find a man who is so good!"

Looking up at the kitchen, there is busy work inside, and the sound of rushing water. He Wenfeng felt relieved, don't let his daughter see it, or he might think the little old man has that hobby. I am quite old, and I can't afford to lose that person.

"Long Gen, take off your trousers and let me see. Ten fingers have different lengths. I don't expect your guy to surpass Ximen Qing, but at least you can't wrong my daughter, right?" He Wenfeng put the words aside He moved to Longgen's ear and whispered, "But if your **** is as soft as a toothpick, then leave Jingwen as soon as possible. Do you understand?"

"Forehead?"

Long Gen was dumbfounded, what's the reason?

It is said that "ten miles are different customs", but I have never heard that the son-in-law of Qingyuan County has a rule of looking at people's crotch. Although they are all men, there is nothing to be ashamed of, but after all, they can't hide their faces.

Furthermore, Long Gen was really scared, his stuff was not small, he was afraid that He Wenfeng would be scared out of his wits after seeing him, he was worried that He Jingwen couldn't bear it, if the two sticks were stabbed to death, he would lose a lot of money!

"Uncle, can you stop watching? Don't worry, I will serve Jingwen comfortably, with a rosy face, without even the slightest grievance, okay?" Long Gen struggled for the last time, tears welling in his eyes Spin around, how pitiful and pitiful you are. That's right, no one can laugh or cry when meeting such an old man.

I really don’t know that Li Liang just got in there at the beginning, and he also took off his pants to check the authenticity.

"Hmph!" He Wenfeng swung his sleeves, and with a muffled snort, he said angrily, "Pushing three times and four times is not straightforward at all! Presumably, the trash in your crotch is no different from mud!"

"Since you don't even have the guts to take off your pants, what are you talking about? You go, I will never agree to the matter between you and Jingwen! You go!"

After saying harsh words, He Wenfeng turned his face away and said nothing more. The chest rose and fell sharply, very angry!

I really don't understand, my daughter is so beautiful, she is as beautiful as a fish and a wild goose, she is so beautiful, she has a beautiful face like a flower like her mother, like a fairy in the sky, this kid didn't take advantage of others? Now take off the trousers and inspect the goods and refuse to accept it!

As the saying goes: "When things go wrong, there must be demons!"

All kinds of signs made He Wenfeng have to doubt that the ability of Longgen Kang to do things may not even have the slightest ability. What is the use of such a son-in-law with just a lip service? Can you continue the incense for the old He family?

"Huh? This..." Long Gen rolled his eyes, extremely depressed.

I really don’t know what to say to my future second father-in-law, it’s ridiculous and annoying, to actually question my ability to do things in bed? Nonsense!

It’s not that I won’t show it to you, but I’m afraid of scaring the elderly. I’m getting old, my heart is not working well, I have high blood pressure, and I have coronary heart disease. The big stick is too powerful, don't be overwhelmed by Xun, you will end up with hemiplegia, the joke is really big.

"Uncle, you, listen to me..."

"Don't say anything, don't take off your pants, don't look at the chicken, just go!" He Wenfeng interrupted Long Gen with a big wave of his hand.

Damn it, pull a ball? If it wasn't for Lao Tzu's "No. 1 Village in the World", who the **** would kill you? Just take it off, don't you like looking at old things? Well, I will let you see it clearly, don't blame me if you are scared stupid!

"I'm off, uncle, don't be angry, it's just..." Long Gen suddenly lowered his head, his voice was much quieter, as if shy, "But, uncle, you have to be prepared, my thing is a little something. ...."

He Wenfeng's face softened a little upon hearing this.

"Young man, it's okay, just be a little younger, as long as you can do things, it's better than anything else. I'm afraid that if your stuff can't be hardened, it will be troublesome. You say that no one likes a child as a parent. Happy women."

"Take it off, it's okay, it's too young, let's think of a way, now that science is advanced, it's not impossible to promote secondary development, take it off quickly, Jingwen will be busy later, it's not good to see." He Wenfeng Comfort and urge.

I have already prepared for the worst in my heart, I just hope that the thing will not only have the function of peeing!

Long Gen nodded, showing a heavy expression, as sad as if his old lady had just been raped and not given money. There were bursts of sneer in my heart.

This expression fell into He Wenfeng's eyes, and he couldn't help sighing, shaking his head slightly, secretly sad.

"Why is my daughter's life so hard? Li Liang is a bastard, this Long Gen is quite pleasing to the eye, but, I'm afraid he is a softie..."

At this time, Long Gen slowly took off his trousers, as shy as a little lady who just passed the door, blushing hard, his head was almost caught in his crotch, and he pulled the trousers down.

"Snapped"

There was a soft sound, and a big soft snake was hanging down from the crotch, half buried in the grass. Its body was dark and huge. From a distance, it looked like a snake playing with a golden hook hanging upside down, hanging its head and swinging on a swing Well, swaying back and forth, softer than noodles!

"Ah! So, what's that?"

He Wenfeng also wanted to comfort Long Gen a few words, teach him two-stroke skills or something. With the rapid development of various industries in today's society, the moves and tricks related to "day" are changing with each passing day, and great progress has been made!

Although the old-timer's cattle crawling on the back, the old man pushing the cart, and Guanyin sitting on the lotus are classics; today's gods embrace the moon, wild wolves carry their backs, and the six-nine style pushes the "day" to another climax!

"Spring. Palace. Picture" is good, but the fairy hands are even better, with detailed descriptions, detailed explanations and accompanying audio-visual images.

Society is developing. Thinking about it, it’s really not possible. Spend money on surgery to install the whole bullwhip, why don’t you still poke it?

Yes, what is that?

"No, it's impossible!" He Wenfeng was so frightened that he shook his head repeatedly and backed away step by step.

Among a pile of dark weeds, a **** boa constrictor jumped out, drooped its head weakly, and hung down! Even so, that thing is two or three times longer than this thing! It is thicker than ordinary cucumbers, and it is as big as eggplants in diameter!

"Why, how is it possible? How can human things be so long? No, it must be fake. Absolutely fake!" My mind was in chaos, and my eyes stared blankly at Longgen's crotch. Can't accept this fact!

My own crotch thing is powerful enough. When I first got married, I kept talking to her mother every day, and took her mother with me wherever I went. At night, I didn’t do anything, and the cat bed was full of energy. The children are very good, and several friends in the circle are quite envious of themselves in private.

As for men, it’s normal to be lustful; but there are fewer men with the capital of lust, so I have always been the envy and hatred of my friends.

However, today, He Wenfeng was injured. He wanted to comfort him, and even taught his future son-in-law a little bit of bedtime skills. He will serve his daughter with fresh moves in the future, and he will feel comfortable, right?

But at this moment, it feels like a fly has been swallowed in the throat, sticking to the throat, unable to swallow it, unable to spit it out, it is so uncomfortable!

The crotch of Renlonggen looks like a python, do you still need skills? Don't say anything, shake the big guy, wipe some saliva on the head, stuff it in with a stick, and the stick can make those women lose their strength!

"Uncle, look, is my little chicken still mature? Has it met your requirements?" Long Gen blinked and looked at He Wenfeng with a half-smile.

Young man, you must be dumbfounded. I said that I can't take it off, I have to watch it, watch it, now Grandpa Long will let you watch as much as you want! Be ashamed, be ashamed.

"Enough is enough, oops. This guy is big," He Wenfeng was stunned for a while, then came back to his senses, smiling from ear to ear, and looking at Longgen's crotch with his eyes. I was still thinking, why is there such a big guy? It's too big, it looks like it's mutated, and it's black.

"Oh, Xiaolong, I'm sure about you and Jingwen. Hahaha!" He Wenfeng laughed loudly, narrowing his eyes with joy, and suddenly lowered his voice, "However, when you were with Jingwen, You have to be gentle, my daughter is still tender. You are too big to dig a well, drill in slowly, there is no rush."

Now I don’t worry that my daughter will not be sexually happy in the future, but I am afraid that the sexual happiness will be too much. After one night, I won’t be able to get out of bed for three to five days, which will delay work or something!

"Ahem, ahem, that, Uncle, I understand this, don't worry." Rao Longgen was thick-skinned and a little embarrassed.

I don't know whether to say that this father is too competent, or too verbose, even caring about going to the kang. But it was not easy to refute, so he could only nod his head, and smiled.

But He Wenfeng didn't plan to forget it, he was still thinking about that big guy, so why not be curious about such a thick and huge thing?

"Xiaolong, um, uncle asked you something, how did you grow this thing? Which brand of additives did you take?"

"Amount..." Long Gen's head is full of black lines...