In a blink of an eye, the root of the year is approaching, and the Laba Festival is here, and every household in the streets of Liuhe Township is cooking Laba porridge. Xiaofang at home also boiled a pot, and drank a bowl in the morning before going out.
"Dididi" honked the horn a few times, and the children in front of the car rushed away, kicked the accelerator and rushed to the police station. Fangzheng called early in the morning, saying that the car had been picked up and let it go.
Adhering to the characteristic of "If you have an advantage, don't take advantage of the bastard", he rushed to the police station in a hurry. According to He Jingwen, the Golf is much more upscale than the broken Jetta, powerful and spacious.
"Well, I have too many wives. It would be better if the car is bigger, and it can carry a lot of loads. It is also spacious for shooting cannons and shaking cars on the top of the mountain, hehe." Thinking about it, Long Gen himself became amused.
Who should I go to the new car with first? Xiaofang, He Jingwen? No, wait for my aunt first. I haven’t had a date for a few days. I’ve been reading big **** for a long time.
He said from the bottom of his heart, the Jetta is pretty good, the German devils are of good character, and the things they make are reasonable to you, and the leather is durable.
—Jetta that can’t be broken, Chery that can’t be repaired!
It’s just that this Jetta is a police car after all, it’s too ostentatious, and most girls can pretend to be aggressive in front of them.
"Oh, brother Longgen, you're here." Fangzheng came out with a big belly, his eyes were all smiles, and he looked greedily at the brand new golf at the door. It hurts to think about it. It takes a lot of effort to search for people's fat and people's ointment.
"If I don't come again, I'm really reluctant to give up this car. After driving it once, my hands are itchy!" Fang Zheng said with nostalgia. Thinking about holding my breath in my heart, a big bloodletting is not enough, what is this?
Hey, it's all because of the crotch thing. It's not good to poke hard, but I just poked my cousin. It's fine to poke, but the little **** found out!
Man, to live is to work for the big chicken!
"It's okay, I really don't want you to stay and drive." Long Gen smiled and rolled his eyes, "I'll just drive the Jetta and hit people everywhere."
"Huh? Don't, don't, you'd better drive the new car away." Fangzheng's face turned red when he heard the words, his fat cheeks trembled violently, and he was plump.
Long Gen said: "Don't tell me, Director Fang, you can't wrong yourself because of your brother, I'm serious, it really hurts, forget it..."
"Don't, don't forget it. Brother Long, drive the new car away, drive away." Fangzheng scolded his mother in his heart, bastard, bastard, you are too **** good at pretending.
College, it’s cheap and good-looking! Who is this? God, how did you let me meet such a treasure?
Long Gen asked again: "Aren't you wronged?"
"No grievance! Why do you feel wronged? I bought it for my brother, I am happy!" As if afraid of Long Gen's further loss, Fangzheng followed up: "I am willing to do it for my brother!"
"Hey, it is said that the police and robbers are family members. How can this be true?" Long Gen was not without emotion, "Look at our Director Fang, how generous and generous he is!"
Fangzheng squeezed out a smile when he heard the words, and the corners of his mouth trembled. I can't wait to slap him in the past, slapping him so hard that I can't find the north. How shameless!
Do you think that I am really willing to give it to you? I'm generous, I'm generous to your uncle! I curse eighteen generations of your ancestors!
"Brother Long was joking, that brother, go slowly. Tell me if you have anything to do, and I'll take care of it for you!" Seeing Long Gen getting into the car, lighting the fire and putting it in gear to leave, Fang Zheng finally got into his heart. It has fallen, the God of Plague is finally leaving. Tears of excitement almost fell on the face!
"Dididi" Long Gen fiddled with the car for a while, and finally figured it out. It turned out to be an automatic transmission, so you don't need to step on the accelerator for anything, and it's over. It is more convenient and quick to drive, no need to put in gear, and the whole person is much more idle, freeing up one hand and not touching the microphone to feed.
Patting the seat, touching the LCD screen, as soon as the stereo was turned on, there was a high-pitched and loud singing voice, "The boundless end of the world is my love..."
In the display screen, a woman dances gracefully and gracefully.
"Tsk tsk tsk, it should be very pleasant to appreciate Teacher Cang's masterpiece while driving, wouldn't it be a beautiful thing in the world to have more wives? Yes, I will have a good **** with my cousin at night!"
Mumbling in my heart for a while, I waved my hand at Fangzheng, "Brother Fang, let's go. The car crashed a while ago, so I'll come to find you again..."
Just about to wave his hand to say goodbye to Fang Zheng, the old face twitched when he heard the words, looking at the brand-new golf that was going away, his heart was bleeding, and a voice in his heart said:
"Little bastard, I wish you a car accident and be crushed to death by a big truck! You will never be hard-cocked for the rest of your life, and you will never be a wife!" Turning around bitterly, luckily, this trip to Tianmiao Township found evidence, Li Liang and Li Hong The two brothers have been planted in this life, and they are probably thrown into the chant, and they will never come out again for the rest of their lives!
With this incident, he can always earn some impression points in front of He Xiangmao and even He County magistrate.
On the second floor opposite the police station, Hongyun Tea House, three people sat early in the morning. The tea on the table was not drunk, and the faces of the two were covered with dark clouds, frowning tightly; the other person gradually showed a smile.
The three are the three brothers of the Huang family, the villains of Liuhe Township, they are cruel and cunning! Don't be afraid of the sky, don't be afraid of the earth, live with your head on your trouser waist, how many people dare to provoke them?
"The idea is too hard, big brother, I'm afraid I can't earn the two hundred thousand." Huang Bao looked worried.
Huang Hu shook his head with a sigh, rather helpless, seeing that the Chinese New Year is coming soon, how can we celebrate the New Year without making some money? However, the target's background is too strong, so he actually calls Fang Zheng brothers and sisters, talking and laughing. This...
The police and gangsters are natural enemies. Although the three Huang brothers are cruel and cunning, they can’t dodge the bullets, right? When that thing sweeps over, it’s a **** hole. Who can hold it?
"Forget it, this money can't be earned anymore! Fangzheng hated our brothers so much, and wished to deal with them quickly! Let's not capsize in the gutter, our three brothers have committed a lot of things!" Slightly concentrating, The boss, Huang Hu, spoke.
Huang Bao sighed unwillingly, "Hey, two hundred thousand. It's gone!"
The third weasel, who hadn't said a word for a long time, laughed, "Why are you two brothers sighing? You don't need to earn money, but we can earn some debt of gratitude."
"Third brother, what do you mean?" Huang Hu was a little confused. There is no money to be made, so I need a ball for favors?
Weasel smiled mysteriously, and said in a low voice: "After this is done, we don't have to be afraid of Fangzheng in the future. You say, two hundred thousand is worth, or is it more important to deter Fangzheng?"
"Third brother has a solution?" Huang Bao became interested.
"The two brothers come over, let's say..."
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Long March Driving School is as deserted as ever, only more deserted, not the most deserted! Originally, there were not many people learning to drive, and it was winter again, and the year was approaching, who would practice driving?
Nuo Da’s coaching field, a brand new white golf flashed past, honked a few times, and stopped at the door of the office with a bang!
"Who? Honk what? Are you letting people sleep?" Just as the car stopped, the door of the office opened, and a woman was wrapped in a thick down jacket with an angry look on her face.
The disturbing dream in the early morning, how wicked is it? I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep last night, the crotch was wet, the man was not at home, and I couldn't buy cucumbers in winter, but I was miserable. Arrived in the office early in the morning and dozed off, just fell asleep, the loudspeaker rang, can you not hug the fire?
"Oh, who made our coach beauty so angry?" Long Gen got out of the car, looked at the office, there was no one else, and he became more courageous, and said teasingly: "What's wrong, you haven't had a day for two days, you have endocrine disorders , or is the sewer dry?"
"Ah, Xiaolong, you are here. This is your car? Wow, where is the golf." Seeing that it was Long Gen, Yuan Hong's eyes lit up.
Glanced at the brand-new new golf at the side, full of surprise, then looked back at the crotch of the little bastard. A frenzy surged up in the little boy, and he couldn't help pinching the seam between his legs, feeling the warmth inside.
"Yeah, I was lucky. I picked one up on the side of the road. I was going to take the bus. The people at the police station always thought I was a liar and my brain was sick. Wouldn't this kick me out? By the way, they also gave me a Hukou and ID cards are all pressed out." Long Gen pinched his heart and stared at Yuan Hong.
Coach Yuan Hong is old and not tall, but he is well maintained. The driving school instructor is not a tiring job. He is used to being pampered. His skin is white and elastic, his **** are big, and he is covered in a down jacket. Can't help but wear a turtleneck pink sweater inside.
"Bah, talking nonsense again. Where did such a good thing come from?" Yuan Hong rolled her eyes and stroked her hair on her forehead. Before, "Xiaolong, sleep with me, we haven't had that for a long time, it's so uncomfortable. Uh huh, you touch it, it's all wet..."
Gripping Long Gen's hand, he dug out his crotch, and it was damp through several layers of trouser material. How wet is it inside?
"Coach, why are you so sassy? It's not good. It's easy to teach the students badly..." Long Gen frowned, pretending to be serious: "Coach, I have business today, let's change it Can the day be done again?"
"Bah! Who's sao, who's talking about it! You're the one who blamed me for being like this. You stab people with a big stick as soon as they meet. Tell me, how many women can get away with it?" He flashed past, curled his lips and said: "Besides, what good can you do, you little bastard? When did you come to practice the car and didn't you come from the old lady? Hmph!"
Long Gen opened his mouth, a little ashamed, it seems so.
"Ahem, cough, today is different, coach, in fact, I have a personal matter today and I would like to ask you for a favor. Get me a driver's license. I don't have time to study now..."
"Hey, what do I think? I want to get a driver's license without taking the exam," Yuan Hong smiled suddenly, crossing her arms with her hands, dragging two **** of big tits, and teasingly said: "It's easy, I can do it for you right away. But..."
Long Gen hurriedly said: "Is it the money? No problem, I have the money with me." Speaking of which, Long Gen took out his pocket, and when he went out in the morning, he brought five thousand, which should be enough to buy a driver's license.
"Bah, who wants your stinky money?" Yuan Hong stared, and looked down at Longgen's crotch, with a touch of fanaticism in her eyes. He murmured: "You sleep with me, and when I miss the day in the future, you will come to me, okay?"
Long Gen gritted his teeth, "Success!"