Chapter 292： beat...

"Xiaolong, you!?" Liu Yuxin widened her eyes, as if she had thought of something, then, isn't that the 10,000 yuan coin that the woman who made things difficult for Sister Lijuan withdrew money last time?

A total of 100,000 dimes, a total of 10,000 yuan, how much is there?

"Yu Xin, as long as you know it, what do you do with it? Let him figure it out by himself." He Jingwen pulled Liu Yuxin.

Liu Yuxin thought about it, that's right, clean up the uncle, he didn't graduate from elementary school, can he count? Don't you want to pay? Count for yourself! What's the punishment for making your parents look bad during the Chinese New Year?

"Xiaolong, you, why did you pay back the money for our family? This...I..." Yao Lan wiped her tears, crying uncontrollably, "Hey, I made you laugh, my family... .”

Long Gen smiled, "Auntie, it's a small matter, why are you crying? Let's go, let's warm up by the fire and let him count slowly by himself."

In order to save face for Liu Yuxin's parents, Long Gen pulled out some soft clouds from the trunk. The Da Zhonghua given by Li Dabao was used to it, and the soft clouds didn't work well, so they were taken out for the spectators to disperse.

"Hehe, uncles and aunts, hello, I'm Yuxin's boyfriend, and my name is Long Gen." Long Gen said with a smile at everyone: "It's the first time we met, I left in a hurry, and I didn't bring any delicious food for everyone. It's delicious, come, come, see that you have a share, and each person will receive two packs of cigarettes, the cigarettes are a bit skimpy, and you can't get on the table, everyone smokes."

"By the way, there are still some candies, come here, everyone will share, take it back and give it to the children."

Hearing this, the people watching the bustle rushed forward like crazy, my dear, can a pack of cigarettes worth more than 20 be worse? Two packs, those who see it will have a share, oh, this young man is too generous, it has completely confused people!

"Tsk tsk tsk, look at the excitement and pick up dozens of dollars to go home for nothing, hehe."

"Oh, that old fellow Liu Zhicheng is lucky to have such a son-in-law."

"Isn't that bad? The old Liu's family is about to change their luck."

"I said that Yuxin is capable, handsome, and learned. In ancient times, he is a champion..."

"Hey, young man, there is also a girl in my family who is not married. Do you want a second wife? I will marry my daughter to you." An old man in the crowd shouted at Long Gen.

Long Gen didn't make a sound yet, someone in the crowd cursed:

"Liu Laogen, as for your daughter, who is tall and thick, with a sloppy face, who would dare to marry? Don't be disgusting, isn't it shabby?"

Liu Laogen looked embarrassed, smiled and said nothing.

"Little bastard, you are quite rare." He Jingwen cursed in a low voice with a smile on her face. Seeing that his man is excellent, his face also has brilliance, isn't it?

Long Gen handed out things one by one to scatter smoke, sincerely watching Liu Zhiwen's joke, and then said to Liu Yuxin and Yao Lan's mother and daughter:

"It's Chinese New Year today, everyone, don't rush away, let's sit down and drink some tea, chat and talk, and watch Uncle Liu count the money by the way. Yuxin, auntie, go and get everyone some water, I will Move the car, light a fire in the yard, let's have fun together!"

"Hey, good." The mother and daughter shook their buttocks and got busy quickly.

Long Gen was so happy with everyone, how charming and charming that smile is, not to mention that ordinary little girls can't bear it, but the old ladies in the crowd who watched couldn't hold it a little bit, and lost control of their bladder and bowels.

"Uncle Liu, how many have you counted? Do you want to help me?" Long Gen slapped his forehead, a little annoyed, "I'm sorry, Uncle Liu, when I was withdrawing money, the lady at the counter said that there were only coins left. After a long time, I also forgot how much it was, you can count slowly by yourself, sorry, I will trouble you old man."

Liu Zhiwen's face was ashen, and he was criticized. I didn't graduate from elementary school, so I only knew that the word "one" was on the ground when the shoulder pole fell. This sack is densely packed, full of ten cents.

"Under the big tree in front of the door, a flock of ducks swam past, come and count them, two four six seven eight..." He Jingwen suddenly sang a sentence.

Liu Zhiwen steamed buns with black threads, and with a "snap", he threw a handful of coins into the bag, with a dark face, and counted again!

"Village chief, the old man really wants to help you, but I'm afraid that the number will be too small. I can't bear this responsibility." Liu Laogen sat on the side, smashing the dry cigarette, showing a mouthful of black teeth, and grinning.

Liu Zhiwen rolled his eyes at Liu Laogen, then counted the coins in his hand again, snorted and remained silent, concentrating on counting the money.

If Liu Zhiwen didn’t read any books, he wasn’t stupid. There were so many that he couldn’t remember them. So they were divided into piles of ten, one pile was worth one yuan, and a big pile was worth ten yuan. This is much better.

But God made a mistake, a cold wind blew, and the hands and feet were cold, and the dog days surrounded the fire one by one, drinking tea and smoking, chatting and farting, so lively.

"Xiaolong, I really have you." Liu Yuxin blinked at Longgen and smiled lightly.

He Jingwen hurried to help, "The little **** can't even handle this shit, can you look at him?" Looking back at Liu Zhiwen scratching his nose and tears, he smiled more heartily.

It is true that the wicked need to be grinded by the wicked. Met a little bastard, is the village head a ball? Even the township head has been dealt with submissively, what is this little scene?

"No, no, the child is playing house, and he can't get in the way." Long Gen said modestly, "Uncle Liu, have you counted yet? Everyone is waiting for you to drink tea."

Liu Zhiwen's face was dark, he snorted and said nothing. Xin said: "Damn it, you really have that kind of filial piety, don't you bring it to me? Damn it, I only smoke Tianxiaxiu for five yuan, and the little **** smokes Dazhonghua, and you won't throw one for me to taste it .”

"Xiaolong, come, drink tea." Yao Lan personally brought a cup of tea for Longgen. The tea leaves she roasted by herself are not fancy, but the taste is quite good. The fragrance is elegant and moistens the throat, which is just right.

Long Gen took the teacup and was busy thanking him, "Auntie, you, sit down quickly. Sit down quickly."

"Hey, it's so cold, what are you running around for?" Long Gen pulled Yao Lan to sit down, looked at Liu Zhiwen, who was counting money behind the car, and said, "For Chinese New Year, warm up by the fire and drink tea. , Walk around more with the folks, chattering and so on, how comfortable! Oh, it’s freezing to death.”

"Hey, Uncle Liu, have you counted enough? All of us are still waiting for you. Oh, counting money is a big deal and I'm sorry to delay you. How about I bring you a pot of fire?" Long Gen shook himself again. Shaking his head, "Hey, look at my memory, the happiest thing in the world is counting money. Uncle Liu should be very happy."

"Little bastard, I'm making you feel bad!" Liu Zhiwen cursed secretly: "Look at how I'm going to deal with your father-in-law's family! It's a shame, don't you want to contract the ten acres of land? Hmph!"

"Okay, Xiaolong, don't go too far. Just teach him a lesson. Why are you making fun of him?" Liu Yuxin pulled Longgen and said in a low voice.

When it comes to this, anyone who is not a fool can tell that Liu Zhicheng's son-in-law is unhappy and intends to make things difficult for Liu Zhiwen!

However, Liu Zhiwen is still a little arrogant in the local area. The group laughs and chatters around the fire, but no one mentions Liu Zhiwen. Whoever offends him will have a sad life in the future.

"One, ten, one hundred, one thousand, ouch, my old waist..." An hour later, Liu Zhiwen hunched over and stood up slowly, rubbing his old waist, his hands were red from the cold. The snot kept flowing down the nose.

Long Gen took a puff of cigarette, smiled and said, "Uncle Liu, are you still feeling well? Oh, it's almost time for dinner, you should hurry up, don't delay everyone's meal, ouch, I'm already hungry... ..”

"Huh!" Liu Zhiwen snorted, glared at Long Gen and Liu Yuxin, took out the old Nokia mobile phone, and dialed a phone number at home, "Come over here, Liu Zhicheng's house, hurry up! What are you doing? Count the money!" Second Olympics!"

After hanging up the phone, Liu Zhiwen squatted on the ground and started working again. After a few minutes, three more people came in, a woman, and two young men.

"That woman is Liu Zhiwen's wife, named Liu Guilan. She has two sons, Liu Hu and Liu Bao. The eldest Liu Hu is married, but Liu Bao is not yet. She is the same age as me. She is lazy and lazy. She is not a good thing. " Liu Yuxin whispered to Longgen.

Long Gen nodded secretly, the whole family is here, so what can they do? I want to play, I can play you to death! snort!

The sun was about to set, Yao Lan changed the hot water for everyone, added firewood, and went to the kitchen to work on dinner, so I have to thank Xiaolong very much today.

Didn't dislike the old Liu family's heavy debts, but generously donated money to help build a good relationship with fellow villagers.

"Well, Yuxin is definitely right to follow Xiaolong! This matter has to be settled early, and it's okay to cook raw rice and cooked rice!" Yao Lan secretly made up his mind, and when the old man woke up, he discussed marrying his daughter.

There are a lot of people and strength, one hundred thousand dime coins, more than half an hour, Liu Zhiwen's family of four, finally counted them clearly, clearly, there are ten piles, one pile of one thousand yuan, all in vain. All over the place, like silver, Liu Zhiwen's family was so cold that their faces were not their faces, their noses were not their noses, it was as ugly as it could be.

"Oh, I counted it so quickly, it's amazing, it's amazing, you deserve to be the village chief!" Long Gen smiled and handed over a big Zhonghua.

Liu Zhiwen's eyes lit up, and he was so angry that he was finally willing to give Lao Tzu a cigarette. Hastily lit the fire and took a deep breath, choking tears to tears.

"Thank you, Uncle Liu, if it weren't for your family today, I still don't know how much money is in the bag." Long Gen looked moved, "Here is 10,000 yuan, right? I owe you 20,000 yuan in total. , five thousand interest."

"You still have to give me 15,000 yuan." Liu Zhiwen took a deep sip between his cigarettes and said first. But I thought in my heart, "I'm still 15,000 short, if I can't make it, I'll drive the car away as usual, and make you feel like a dog!"

Long Gen nodded repeatedly, opened the car door, and opened the co-pilot's box. A box full of money was stuffed in it. It was worth at least two or three hundred thousand!

Pulled out two stacks, counted another five thousand, and handed it to Liu Zhiwen.

"Come on, the total is twenty-five thousand. You and my father-in-law have settled the accounts. Oh, by the way, I have to thank you for helping me count the coins. Hey, I don't know how much money is in it. Now I understand You must remember it in the future...."

"Yuxin, come on, get a shovel and put the coins in..." Long Gen howled again.

Liu Zhiwen froze on the spot holding two stacks of Grandpa Mao, startled and angry. Surprised that the brat stuffed hundreds of thousands in the car casually; angry that he was used as a gunman!

What a pity, counting the coins for an afternoon in vain! Isn't this slapping yourself in the face in front of everyone?

"Little bastard, just wait and see!" Liu Zhiwen left one after another, but Long Gen waved his hands away.

"My God, so much money...."

"Old Liu's family is really crazy...."

"I offended Liu Zhiwen to death too, let's go, there's no more excitement, let's go home...."