v31 Chapter 34： IQ problem

The game can be lost, but you can't lose the "force" style, you should still have some handsomeness, but you can't embarrass the boss and the boss.

This is the only thought of the military division at this moment. Although he is cheap, he still has self-knowledge. Although he thinks that he is a wise general rather than a warrior, he can't beat any of these players. Therefore, he has his arms around his chest and his cloak flutters behind. In the standing field of extremely "sao", waiting for other players to kick him off the stage, because he has already thought about what kind of handsome posture he wants to step down.

But after waiting for a long time, no one shot at him, he was a little uncomfortable, and my posture was all set, why no one came to beat me? It's tiring to keep this position all the time, okay.

A pair of cross-eyed eyes swept around, but saw that the other players had already avoided the place where he was, and chose their opponents to start a fierce battle.

"Ah ~~ life is really lonely like snow." The military division could not help but sigh, and slowly walked towards the edge of the ring among the numerous Qigong bombs bombed down.

In this scene, the other players were shocked. Under the intensive bombardment, could he pass through calmly? Master, it really is a master.

Well, in fact, this guy is pure shit, and even deliberately walked to the place where the qigong bomb is dense. In the words of the military division, I ca n’t beat it anyway. If you accidentally get rid of you, you can still In the elimination of one, it is true that the intelligence quotient of this military division is the only one in the world!

However, in this circle, the military commander stood at the edge of the ring with a stunned face, and shook his head straight under his heart, sighing, "Heaven's will! This is God's will! Life is really lonely like snow, even sending the bull head No one wants. "

Lifting his sleeves and raising his legs, the military division climbed up to the wall and glanced at the bottom of the black hole. He was a little scared and patted his chest: "It's so high, the military division is not afraid, except the boss and the boss. , I ’m just afraid that it ’s too high. "

"That guy ... what do you want to do?" The other players were all puzzled by the actions of the military division. Looking at his posture, do you want to jump off the ring automatically? How is that possible, as long as it is a normal person, then someone will do it?

Is this to stand on the edge of the ring to prevent sneak attacks? Use rules to eliminate opponents? The guy with jaws is really cunning.

The military officer repeatedly bravely dared not jump off, fear of heights, dizziness, and had no choice but to turn back to the only ninth universe in the field of the ninth universe, Berg Gemo ticked his finger, the meaning is obvious: brother, come and help I did not dare to jump.

Well, Bergamo is actually not without opponents, but because the movement is a step slower, the remaining opponents are only military divisions, but because of fear, he has not dared to start.

Because of the suspicious behavior of the military division, he dared not even start, but now he can't bear to see him provocatively hook his finger at himself!

"No, I want to be calm. I must not be fooled by the other party's behavior, otherwise I will be caught in his" **** "scheme." Belgemore forced his anger to calm himself: "Huh ~ such a mean method, How can you deceive me Belgemo, the mean tauren, I don't care how strong you are, come here and just stand up against me! "

The military officer looked at Belgemo with some inexplicable expression: "What is this guy saying? I think you resemble my domestic pet dog, don't you want to give you a bull head? Hey ~ Puppies are puppies. , IQ is too low to communicate. "

"You guys! Don't look down on anyone!" Bergamo immediately shook his head at the military division, sighing with a disappointed expression, his feet flashed to the top of the military division's head, and one foot shot toward him.

Seeing this, the military officer was overjoyed that this puppy was finally awakened!

Immediately turned and tilted his butt, made a superman flying posture, and greeted Bergermo with a furious blow.

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However, his unusual behavior scared Bergamo from a jump. The distance of a few centimeters made him suddenly stop, slammed, kicked under his feet, and several retreated, looking at the military guard with a watchful face.

After a long time in the position of the military division, he did not see the attack. He immediately turned around and looked at Belge Morton who had jumped far away. He was furious, lying in the tank, and the labor and management positions were all set, just waiting for you to send me a handsome appearance What's wrong with you?

Seeing the expression of the army's angry and jumping feet, Bergamo was more convinced that the army was definitely playing a conspiracy, and secretly thanked him for not being fooled.

Sun Wukong in the stands looked at this funny scene, and he was speechless. Has this Belgémo's thoughts been transformed? Can all this fight with the air?

"If I can speak, you will be inferior to yourself and jump off the cliff!" The military officer was angry, and then shook his head helplessly. Forget it. This guy has too low IQ to communicate with him normally. It seems he still has to rely on himself.

"The boss once said that if you are afraid, you will not be afraid when your eyes are closed."

Thinking about this, the military commander immediately closed his eyes, and felt that it was completely dark, and he could not see anything. Sure enough, he could not see it, and he would not be afraid of height.

"Haha ~~ The boss's method really works. I can be my boss, and I'm really a little higher than me." The military squeezed the cow's hoof, and under the eyes of countless double faces, he fell on all fours. A leapfrog jumped out of the ring.

"Why, what ?!" Bergamo immediately glared at the boss with a look of consternation, jumped, this guy really jumped out? ? ?

"Did he just mean to kick me out of office ???"

For a time, Belgemo's face was pulling straight, he felt his IQ was insulted, and was rubbed mercilessly, his anger was burning in his heart, but his opponent had already jumped off the ring, this anger, he could no longer vent .

"Uh ~"

The military division jumping off the ring was instantly transferred to the auditorium.

Feeling that he had landed, the military division opened his eyes and looked at the familiar figure around him, and immediately ran to the front of the big man: "Boss, did I just look handsome?"

He opened his mouth a lot, and immediately gave a thumbs-up: "Handsome! It's a real" star "."

"Ha ha ha ~~ Birrus, this is your contestant in the seventh universe? Ha ha ha ~~ I'm so ridiculous! Ha ha ha ~~" At this moment, Xiang Par seized the opportunity again and started the mockery.

Belus immediately browed with angry brows, and glared at the army commander, but he glanced at the elephant elephant with a sullen face, and shook his head: "Ah ~ just your IQ, what the **** is that? What about the God of Destruction? "

"What do you mean?"

The military sighed and sat down: "With your IQ, I can hardly explain it to you."