Chapter 144
Marriage proposals?
Initially, a million thoughts raced through his mind. Is this insane? Is this even real?
It turns out, it was.
Its really happening.
Ting-ting, ting-ting.
In the quiet late evening of downtown Imperial capital, a luxurious carriage rolled along. Inside, Raciel let out a deep sigh. His gaze was fixed on the dozens of marriage proposal letters spread out before him.
He reminisced about the moment he received them from the Emperor. He had felt how absurd it was back then. He even suspected that the Emperor was playing some kind of cruel trick on him.
That guy always tries to test me and fails, so now hes desperate. He must be trying to provoke me even more.
The Emperor was someone who constantly tested his successors. Raciel assumed that these unexpected proposals were just another one of those tests.
So he managed to respond calmly.
Marriage proposals, understood.
He answered with composure. He accepted the bundle of proposals, completed the formalities, bowed, and retreated. For a moment, he felt relieved that todays ordeal was over.
But now.
As he checked the proposals on his way back to the palace, his heart sank. They were real. Not fake letters for testing from the Emperor, nor cruel pranks.
They were just undeniably real!
This is certain.
Raciels gaze moved to the topmost envelope. The royal crest engraved on it caught his attention. It wasnt a mere design; it was a magical seal, meaning it couldnt be forged.
All the remaining envelopes were the same, adorned with various designs and crests from numerous royal and noble families. This surreal scene of dozens of passionate love calls felt almost unreal.
.
It was unbelievable.
A blessing to his life, which had been perpetually single? At first, he was honestly a bit excited, wondering if this was how extremely popular, good-looking guys felt. But upon further reflection this was not good news!
Your Highness, what is that?
Sitting across from him in the carriage, Demian asked. Perhaps it was because Raciel looked serious; Demians eyes also sharpened.
Raciel shrugged.
Marriage proposals.
Excuse me?
Just received them from His Majesty.
From His Majesty?
Yes. They have been pouring in recently from various royal families and prestigious nobles. All of them wanting to marry me.
Isnt that good news?
Does it seem that way?
Yes.
Unfortunately, it doesnt appear to be the case.
Why?
Perplexed, Demian tilted his head, and Gardin, who had been silently listening, joined the conversation.
Is Your Highness trying to decide whom to choose? Gardin asked.
Gardin appeared serious yet somewhat excited. Raciel immediately understood why. He had heard about Gardins extravagant love life. In other words, Gardin was eager to offer romantic advice.
Unfortunately, Gardin was heading in the wrong direction this time. Raciel gave a wry smile and shook his head.Follow current novels at novelhall.com)
Choosing whom to pick? No, not that.
Huh?
Thats not it.
Then whats on your mind?
Im contemplating how to reject all of these at once.
What?
Gardins eyes widened in surprise, and Demian also raised his eyebrows. It was a reaction of confusion, which was understandable. Raciel sent them a slightly deeper sarcastic smile.
Most likely, those who have sent the marriage proposals havent sent them to me, Raciel, but to the crown prince who will become the emperor of the empire. Both in terms of social status and future prospects, Im the self-proclaimed number one groom on the continent, arent I?
Of course, Your Highness.
Gardin quickly nodded, eliciting another sarcastic smile.
[Large Intestine: Guys, whats quicker to make this human rush to the bathroom, loosening the sphincter or tying it into a bow?]
[Liver: Cant we try both?]
[Stomach: What if it snaps LOL]
[Kidneys: We rule!]
At first, he thought they were simply complaining, so he intended to disregard their chatter. But then it happened.
Gurgle?
Huh?
Suddenly, his stomach churned, and a sharp pain shot through him. This was
Ding-dong!
[Large intestine: Oops, did we really loosen it? Hehe.]
[Your lower abdomen signals an impending disaster.]
Gurgle?
Ugh.
Raciel involuntarily gasped and clutched his lower abdomen. This was an emergency! He exclaimed in his mind.
Why are you doing this to me?
[Heart: Are you asking us?]
His heart responded, filled with complaints.
[Heart: Do you know how much work we do for you every day? Your heart beats, you breathe, you digest food. Shouldnt we get a proper break in the evening? At least give us a hearty late-night snack.]
No, I understand that, but
[Heart: Its almost every day.]
Ugh, enough! Im really serious now.
Frustrated, Raciel spoke. His head was already throbbing from the timely complaints. He wanted to shift the blame onto someone else if he could.
Just wait a minute.
As Raciel conversed with his heart, a clue flashed into his mind. He seized onto it, connecting the scattered thoughts.
And slowly, the big picture emerged.
If I handle this right
It could work. He saw the potential to neatly address the marriage proposals and lay a solid foundation for his future.
So, Intestine, stop it!
[Large Intestine: I dont want to]
What if I fast for 15 days? Can you handle that?
[Large Intestine: Gulp.]
Gurgle
The sound of the intestine relenting was heard, and the intense pain in his lower abdomen vanished instantly. With renewed confidence, Raciel looked up and addressed Demian, who was trailing behind him.
Demian, prepare the carriage we sent earlier.
Excuse me?
Confused, Demian tilted his head.
We need to go to the Second Princes palace.
At this late hour?
Yes.
He had to go immediately. To put the big picture into action and deal with the marriage proposals, that place was the most appropriate.
When you think about it, those who sent the proposals are essentially sending them not to me but to the future Emperor. So, I can pass these proposals to the one who will actually become the Emperor.
Precisely.
Its a win-win situation.
Everyone will be satisfied.
Raciel climbed into the carriage, now with the grand plan of Redirecting Marriage Proposals to the Second Prince in mind. The carriage set off for the Second Princes palace without hesitation.
(To be Continued)
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