When the two countries are at war, they will not cut down their troops. However, Li Qingyu wants to knock down two people who are banging their heads and calling for master, which makes him feel guilty.

But he is also very helpless!

If I promise these two goods, they will follow me all day. I'm afraid I won't have a day of leisure!

What's more, Li Qingyu still doesn't know whether the two goods were released by the police or by himself!

Thinking of this, Li Qingyu took advantage of these two guys' inattention and directly ordered their ruanma acupoint. This time, he specially ordered it 13 times!

"It's 12 hours a day. At 13 o'clock, you won't come to me at any other time, will you?" Li Qingyu's secret way.

"Master, it's no use for us to order. As long as we're alive, we'll come to you when we come out! " They both said in one voice, with a firm face.

"Grass! Shut up Li Qingyu angrily put out his hand to seal their dumb cave.

This time, they were not only unable to move, but also unable to speak!

"Alas

Li Qingyu sighed helplessly, God has no eyes, how can he meet such a goods?

Then he turned to the direction of the stairs and said, "the play is over. Go back to sleep."

It is Lin Jingya and her sisters who hide in the stairway.

When ah Cheng and ah Xin came, they both didn't sleep. After hearing the news, they got up and found that Li Qingyu's room door was open, and the light on the first floor was on again. Li Qingyu seemed to be talking to someone, so they put on their coats, slipped to the stairway and observed quietly.

After watching the whole process, they almost burst out laughing when they saw that Li Qingyu was maddened by ah Cheng and ah Xin.

At this time, the two heard Li Qingyu's words, did not go back to rest, but also entered the first floor living room. Lin Jingya sits next to Li Qingyu, while Lin Jingru turns around ah Cheng and ah Xin several times. She reaches out her finger and gently pokes them on the shoulder. Seeing that they are just shaking like puppets, she immediately exclaims, "my brother-in-law is really powerful. This is the legendary chrysanthemum point hand!"

Li Qingyu almost vomited blood!

SHENTE's Chrysanthemum acupoint puncher?! When did this dead girl become so dirty? What do you think in your mind all day long!

After Lin Jingru finished, she turned her big eyes and said to ah Cheng and ah Xin, who knelt on the ground and didn't move: "are you two dead hearted eyes? If my brother-in-law doesn't accept you, you won't find someone else? For example, you can worship me as a teacher! I can teach you to fly through the clouds, seventy-two changes! "

Ah Cheng and ah Xin rolled her eyes at Lin Jingru, and a cold hum came from her nose to show her disdain.

Lin Jingru was annoyed and said, "what? Look down on my girl? Sooner or later, I'm going to beat you two all over the floor

After the girl finished, she sat down on the other side of Li Qingyu, hugged Li Qingyu's arm and said, "brother-in-law, I want to learn kung fu! You have to teach me, and let me beat these two! Or you'll never get into my sister's bed! "

A pair of gorgeous sister flowers almost cling to Li Qingyu's body, sitting around Li Qingyu, Li Qingyu suddenly has some feelings. If there are two goods in front of him, he really wants to support each other immediately and enjoy the happiness of all!

But when he glanced at Xiaoya's killing eyes, he immediately pulled his arm out of Lin Jingru's arms in embarrassment and said, "ha ha, Xiaoru, don't make trouble. I have to call the police and let the police take them away. I think these two goods escaped from the police station by themselves! "

With that, Li Qingyu really grabbed the mobile phone.

He didn't dial 110, but tried to dial Zhou Shuxian's phone. If ah Cheng and ah Xin really sneaked out of the police station, it is estimated that Zhou Shuxian is two big!

"Who is it?" As soon as the phone was connected, Zhou Shuxian's irascible voice came from the microphone.

As soon as Li Qingyu heard this, he knew that she was still awake. It seemed that what he expected was good. Ah Cheng and ah Xin really ran out by themselves!

"Oh, officer Zhou, are you taking gun medicine? Or who offended you? It's a rich night life. Why don't you stay up so late? Are you in trouble? " Li Qingyu said with a smile.

"Say what you have to say, fart what you have! I'm busy now -- "Zhou Shuxian was just saying. Suddenly, she was stunned and asked in a hurry," eh? How do you know I'm in trouble? "

"Ha ha, I caught two people. I don't know if I can solve your problem?" Li Qingyu said with a smile.

"Ah! Ah Cheng, ah Xin, where did those two bastards go? where are you? You control them. I'll be there in a minute Zhou Shuxian immediately said excitedly.

It turns out that ah Cheng and ah Xin were taken to the police station this evening. After the police took notes for them, they locked them in an empty room.

Because these two people are very dangerous, the police also sent a special guard to send them to the detention center for 15 days tomorrow. As a result, they didn't know how to break the handcuffs and beat the guard police and ran away!

When the guard police woke up, they found that ah Cheng and ah Xin were missing. They immediately broke out in a cold sweat and reported to Zhou Shuxian. Zhou Shuxian immediately rushed back to the sub Bureau and summoned elite soldiers to search everywhere!

As a result, after searching for more than two hours, no one was found. Zhou Shuxian was almost crazy, and Li Qingyu called.

Zhou Shuxian was overjoyed, wrote down the address Li Qingyu told her, and immediately took someone to rush there.

Ah Cheng and ah Xin, looking at the arriving police, were not worried at all. When they were carried onto the police car, they yelled at Li Qingyu: "master! We'll be back

Li Qingyu suddenly felt a headache and went back to his room to have a rest

Li Qingyu thought that after 15 days at most, the two goods would come back to haunt him. He might even escape from the detention center without waiting for the end of the detention period.

I didn't expect that two days later, I got news from Zhou Shuxian: because they were planning to run away, they flattened five cells in the detention center, injured two policemen, and were taken away by three mysterious people from the "star river fleet"!

Star Fleet mystery man?

Li Qingyu immediately thought of Zhao Guozhu who took disco Simon and Duran Vites. They were three great men! And the star river fleet is also specialized in dealing with this super power!

Li Qingyu can be sure that these two goods were captured by the people of the star river fleet, and they will never come back!

Knowing the news, he couldn't help laughing three times, and then turned his eyes to Fang Tianrui.

After being arrested that day, Fang Tianrui was detained for seven days and then released. Li Qingyu doesn't want to let him go so easily!

The next week, Fang Tianrui went on a hot search! A batch of fire!

Not because of anything else, but because he beeped the dog again!

Within a week, Fang Tianrui beeped eight stray dogs in a row, including three male dogs! And every time it's in the hall!

So, Fang Tianrui is completely on fire, more than the most popular net! His videos of the war between man and beast have been reprinted and commented for countless times!

"What's the secret behind the sudden transformation of a successful man into a beagle maniac? Is it the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature? "

"In seven days, there are eight stray dogs in the wild grass. How did he keep his golden gun? If you want to know the answer, don't hesitate to add the official account of WeChat. "

"Behind his absurd behavior, is he suffering from mental problems or is he deliberately gaining people's attention?"

"In the era of we media, how crazy are human beings in order to be famous?"

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Fang Tianrui is completely crazy!