Jade Sea Park? F * ck, can I learn something by going to the park? This was too strange.
How about tomorrow by day, the Brother Chao? I was a little excited. Speaking of which, I really need to learn how to defend myself. If not, I would be beaten up the moment I get hit. How useless.
"Alright, hurry up and apply the medicine. We'll talk about tomorrow's matter tomorrow!" Xu Chao took a few sips of cold beer and waved it around.
In my mind, I was the one who smeared red flower oil on him, and said that I was kicked twice just now, it seems like I need to smeared it too, that Hou San and Shen Ting over there, you guys are really ruthless.
Since returning home was relatively late, I decided to sleep at Xu Chao's house. On the morning of the second day, Xu Chao suddenly kicked me, calling me by directly.
"Why did you kick me?" I was suddenly woken up, and my temper was a little hot.
"Sleep your ass, didn't you want to learn kung fu? If you're too late, you won't be able to learn it! " Xu Chao smiled and said, at that moment he was already dressed.
Damn, it's only a few minutes now. I looked at my watch and saw that it was already 4: 30!
"Brother Chao, it's only four-thirty now. The park is still not open yet!" I said quickly.
"Come with me. I haven't been there for a long time. I wonder if that old fellow is still here?" Xu Chao then explained.
Old fellow? Looks like there's an expert in the park. This, I have to go and take a look.
"Oh, oh!" I quickly agreed, then put my clothes back on.
After Xu Chao and I finished washing up, we saw Xu Chao taking a few bottles from the wine shelf in the living room. After that, he grabbed a bottle of Five Grains Liquid and took the car keys to leave.
I couldn't figure out what he was up to, so I followed him.
The distance to Bi Hai Park is about 20 km. This is considered a county city in the suburbs. When we arrived at the park, the sky was still bright.
After stopping the car, Xu Chao and I walked a few steps to the entrance of the park, but the entrance to the park was still closed, it was only 5 in the morning, how could the park be opened so early?
"Brother Chao, look, I already told you that I didn't open the door!" I looked at the iron gate and said.
"Get in!" Xu Chao laughed.
"Damn, is that for real?" I was stunned.
Just when I was suspecting, I saw Xu Chao give a run for it, jumping fiercely in front of the iron net gate, grabbing the eaves of the gate with one hand, he flipped over, and then reached the other side.
What a god! He actually passed through in an instant!
I gave Xu Chao a thumbs up inside the metal net, then blushed and rolled up my sleeves, slowly climbing onto the net.
When I appeared in front of Xu Chao, I was even more breathless. Holy shit, this guy is really infuriating when compared to others.
"Brother Chao, let's go now!"
"Don't talk, look over there!"
Just as I was about to ask Xu Chao, I was interrupted by him. Following the direction he pointed, I saw a white figure flash past a lake in front of us, like a dragonfly touching the water lightly. That figure was simply a god.
"Water, water, water!" My mouth was half open.
"Float your sister, Float your sister. This is called flying on water. You better be quick about it later. This old man has a weird personality." Xu Chao patted me, then specified a direction and walked over.
Through the lush forest paths, Xu Chao and I looked at the white figure on the other side of the river. Currently, this old man was wielding a sword and dancing back and forth on the grass, but unfortunately, we couldn't fly on the water. We had to take a detour to the bridge to the east before we could reach the other side.
"Xiao Lin, hurry up and follow him. Don't let this old man get away. He usually leaves before the park opens because there are too many people around. It will hinder his training." Xu Chao explained as he walked.
I nodded my head. Nonsense. Just seeing this flying on the water today was enough to broaden my horizons. If there was another leaf flying on it, I would really be shocked to death.
After ten minutes or so, Xu Chao finally crossed the bridge and was not far from the white-gowned old man who was dancing with his sword. However, this old man acted as if he did not see us and fiercely kicked off the ground.
F * ck, why did they fly back?
I was a little dumbstruck, and then I saw Xu Chao and I looked at each other, only to see him shaking his head, signalling me to return back the way we came.
The old man was only about twenty meters away from us now, and he was still waving his sword as if he hadn't seen us at all.
"Old Gramps, let me —" Xu Chao stopped midway through his sentence as he laughed bitterly.
Swish swish swish!
Damn, even if you, a smelly old man, could fly on water, there was no need for you to show off three times, damn it!
"Little Lin, let's go around it again!" Xu Chao said bitterly.
"Brother Chao, is this old man messing with us?" I felt a little unhappy.
"Let's go. Didn't you want to learn kung fu?" Xu Chao walked in front, he was extremely nimble.
After saying that, the old man flew back and forth. When I was already panting heavily on the ground, I finally saw the old man in white robes pulling back his sword. She was sitting on the ground with her legs crossed, as though she was adjusting her breathing.
"Old Master!" Xu Chao immediately pulled me up, and took a few steps forward.
The white-gowned old man slowly opened his eyes. He looked up and down between Xu Chao and I, and when he saw the bottle of wine in Xu Chao's hands, he slightly shrank his neck.
When I got closer, I discovered that this old man was indeed not ordinary. Not only did he have a healthy head and face, his body was also extremely sturdy. The key is that his flying on the water had already numbed me up.
"Has this stinking brat regressed? Who is this boy?" The old man spoke indifferently, then looked at me.
"He's a friend of mine, his name is Lin Zheng." Xu Chao hurriedly explained.
Upon hearing the old man's words, I stepped forward. "Uncle, that flying move of yours just now was so impressive. Can you teach me?"
"Sure! "Brat, you should swim to the bottom two times. Let me take a look!" The old man laughed, but for some reason it sounded like he was teasing me.
"Xiao Lin, you know how to swim, right? Go swim for a round!" Xu Chao immediately pushed me on hearing this, indicating that I should follow the old man's instructions.
This mysterious old man actually wanted me to swim in this cold water this early in the morning? Although it was summer, the water was still very cold early in the morning.
I looked hesitantly at the old man and Xu Chao, my heart feeling a little troubled. In other words, my legs felt a bit weak after circling around so many times just now.
"Do you want to swim?" The old man stood up and walked in front of Xu Chao and me. He took the opportunity to drink the wine in Xu Chao's hand, and then looked at me with a teasing smile.
Damn, I can't be looked down on by this old man for the first time. It's just a swim, not winter.
With that in mind, I walked towards the lake and took off my shoes and clothes. Then, I jumped into the river with my remaining underpants.
Dong! The surface of the lake rippled and I immediately felt chills run through my entire body, and goosebumps rose all over my body. At this moment, Xu Chao looked at me with a gaze full of pity.
Damn, it can't be, this old man is coming towards me.
"B-Boss, what are you doing?" I frantically opened my mouth to speak.
"Don't you want to learn to fly on water? The old man just so happens to be flying on your body right now! "
As soon as he said this, I felt a weight on my head, and with a grunt, my head was kicked into the water by the old man.
"Great sir, why are you stepping on me?" As soon as I wiped my face, I was stomped down again.
F * ck, you actually dare to play with me? I, I'm not done with you!
I was furious, but no matter how ready I was to float, my hands wouldn't be able to hold the pair of shoes that were on my feet. I choked on a few mouthfuls of water, and my stamina increased even more.
"F * * k your grandpa, you're f * cking playing with me!" I cursed out loud. The gurgling water made my eyes hurt.
"To be able to scold others, it seems that it isn't enough!" The old man stepped on me again, then laughed.
F * ck, do you think I'm easy to bully? Speaking of which, I'm really easy to bully, I haven't even touched a hair on this old man.